last thing you stole

[alienlurkshop]

womans deoderant from ralphs. the damn thing was 6 bucks. and a canon from the thrift store.

[no fun]

$40 headphones from target.

[sergioflorez]

a dollar from the tip jar at a deli because i was a dollar short on a roast beef sandwich. the cashier turned around, and i grabbed it real quick. got my sandwich and bounced.

[MrDreamPop]

womans deoderant from ralphs. the damn thing was 6 bucks. and a canon from the thrift store.

you would

a couple shirts and a windbreaker that collapses into its own pocket to form a bag from an old navy and sinus/allergy medication from ralphs.  i gotta stop hanging out with swoopers.  i feel dirty

[GNARBukowski]

cigs from my roommates i guess. not a big fan of the five finger discount.

[Inbred Jed]

Orangutan from the zoo. His name is George. He's cool, but can't hold his liquor.

[RICExBOWL666]

thrasher from the library

[jeremyrandall]

Double Bubble from the grocery store yesterday

[winter sucks]

I have always envied people with big enough ballz to do this kind of stuff. The only time i stole sth was when i was really drunk and my idol the black jew was with me. I took a huge pack of cookies and just put them in my pocket , 3/4 of the pack sticking out. Didn't give a slightest fuck. he bought a drink or sth and i just stood next to hip with those cookies sticking out. The cashier asked me about those cookies and i just stared her in the eye and said sth like i had them before i entered the store. He paid for his stuff and we walked away.

  When I have more time I'll write more about the black jew and how he got his name. He's chill though.

[Brewseph]

$40 headphones from target.

How the hell did you manage this one? Targets next to me have cameras everywhere and a security staff.


I told the local grocery store one of their sandwiches made me sick and they gave me a refund.  So I guess $5 from the grocery store.

[pancake man]

drunk at cumbys and picked up at a honey bun but forgot to put it down, walked out of the store and got halfway back to my house before i realized i still had it in my hand.

[H8R part 4]

the 8 ball from a pool table at some bar like 10 years ago.   
the bartenders sucked, the people sucked, the music sucked, so i took my ball and went home.
i stole a free standing ashtray on my way out too, fuck that place. 

[Beeda Weeda]

a hosta yesterday at the greenhouse, I took 4 and paid for 3, OMGZ

[vince the stud]

i "borrowed" some pcv glue from a plumper on the job a wile back.

[CUDDLEMONSTER]

a 7 & 7. bar tender was taking way too fucking long so i dipped. whoops.

[Inbred Jed]

i "borrowed" some pcv glue from a plumper on the job a wile back.

Do you work for Voluptuous magazine or something?

[Jack]

the 8 ball from a pool table at some bar like 10 years ago.   
the bartenders sucked, the people sucked, the music sucked, so i took my ball and went home.
i stole a free standing ashtray on my way out too, fuck that place. 

this is the only legit post in here. /\

I did a shameful bit of pilfering the other day. It sucked. I was fucking drunk out of my face and we'd smoked about 10 j's and it was like 6 in the morning. Everyone slowly went to bed and I was just there in the room on my own. Stood up to walk out, looked down at the table and my buddy had left the last lump of hash just all haphazard on the corner of the table so I took it and smoked it all to myself when I got home. I knew what I was doing and that it was fucking lame and against everything I stand for, but there was some strange thought process where I just wanted to do it anyway... I think that's called nihilism.

[Paper Crane]

visine.

[Davy]

Sunglasses from Zumiez. I dont want to give them any money.

[CigaretteBeer]

A big wiener of salami from the grocery store while I was drunk. I bought two big bottles of port though.

[jeremyrandall]

A big wiener of salami from the grocery store while I was drunk. I bought two big bottles of port though.

This is the key to stealing from grocery stores.  As long as you eventually buy something, you can walk around "shopping" and eat sooooo much food.

[ALT]

I thought the blankets they hand out on air planes were to keep. So I took a few of them.

It wasn't intill I got home and read the label where it said "This is a flying blanket, please make sure it doesn't walk" lol

[spool of cord]

girl/chocolate boxset from zumiez when that dropped a few years back

[gutterhead.]

40 of MGD, KIDS style.

[vince the stud]

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i "borrowed" some pcv glue from a plumper on the job a wile back.

[close]

Do you work for Voluptuous magazine or something?

haha my bad i meant to say plumber

[dolphinstyle.]

2 bicycles 30 minutes ago... it was very fun... we destroyed one and my friend kept the other one

[Chris Hansen is back]

I know I'm not your father, and we all know I've got my hands full protecting my own kids and the rest of the free-word from having their anal virginities stolen, but fuck...

Most of you little bitches are the first to cry and stamp their feet when shit gets stolen from you. Also, stealing from a store you don't like for whatever reason, is not a political act, it's just a weak justification for immature behavior. Some of you need to grow the fuck up and act like men. We are not douche bags, we are Slap Pals.

I'm Chris Hansen.

[BriDen]

Eyeliner from Wal-greens. Fuck paying $4 for that shit.

[Nancy Chin The Manicurist]

cotton candy flavored chapstick. It was definitely worth the hassle.

[sweets]

Dear C. Hanz, I think stealing from some corporate piece of shit like Zumiez could be construed as a political act and I whole-heartedly encourage it. Otherwise, stealing is lame.