last thing you stole

[maggot brain]

her virginity
she was probably lying though
and some candy

[ROCKxADIO420]

when i was like 16 i stole an alien workshop price point board from some surf/skate shop at the jersey shore. i shoved it down the back of my hoodie and walked out all frankensteinish. im not proud of that.


other than that ill still take a candy bar or somehting from wawa if im in there i think i have a bit of a problem.

[Cthulhu!]

I eat candy when I'm grocery shopping.

[Pelican]

those instant starbucks coffee things from the drive thru. i thought they were free samples.

[TheHyphyVelociraptor]

K-Y lube from CVS...actually, some kid I was chilling with at that time stole it. Then, he didn't want it. So, he gave it to me. I stopped hanging out with that kid, because I noticed that he was a fucking douchebag, while I was sober. I stole a pack of lighters, though.

[grimcity]

I didn't go in meaning to do this, but I allowed it to happen... there's a coffee shop in my city that I always stop by on my way to work. About seven years ago they were selling some travel mugs, so I picked one out, brought it to the counter, had it filled with coffee, bought some water & a shot of espresso and payed with my debit card... I got the receipt back, wrote the tip, then noticed that the ticket was way cheaper than it should have been. I did it, felt like shit, and went back and bought two more.

Beyond that I got nothin', unless you count downloading movies.

[BriDen]

Beyond that I got nothin', unless you count downloading movies.

Aggghhhh this one guy I used to be friends with gave me SO MUCH SHIT for stealing anything, bottle of water or whatever, could have been a pack of gum and he'd lecture me all day. I put up with it because I knew it was shitty but he just kept going and going. It wasn't until I pointed out that he's stolen thousands, if not millions, of dollars worth of computer programs, movies, tv shows, and music that he finally shut up about it.

[kilgore.]

i steal everything i can, but not from friends/people or mom and pop shops.

[palmtree12233]

a soda

[saucy ragu]

I can't really recall the last thing I stole, but the most memorable was a pair of 511's from Pac Sun. My friend got the sensor off, and no one was in the store so the *pop sound it made rang throughout the room. But the cashier didn't hear and since I had no bag I just wore the pants out of the store on my head. Wait, the last thing I stole was a bunch of double sided tape with hooks to hang stuff up from Office Depot. This was for the girl that bit my lip to hell from the Awkward Sexual Experiences thread.

[Tuna]

I don't think i've ever stolen anything. i'd feel extremely bad/paranoid about stealing anything.

[DEDBBIS]

A thirteen year old Thai boi.

[friendly dave]

Some sweet shades that say "you can see me on tv" on the side.

[russ]

One of those smaller bags of beef jerky from a gas station. Usually grab one of those or a slim jim every time i go in.

[2NTRFIG]

one time at the rite aid by the broolyn banks like 11 pm..i go into the store...walking down the isle and slip some condosm in my back pocket and tis big undercover security dude was like "HEY! I SAW THAT!" and brings me to the back of the store all pissed and shit and gets the store owner and they start saying al this shit like how theyre gonna call the cops and whatever...it was a frightening experience so from that day on i always think twice before stealing...stealing from people and small shops is wack but from corporate monsters like wal mart or somethig is totally legit...wal mart is grimey

[The Ghost of Lenny Kirk]

a pen, like when you sign off for something and both of you forget about the pen and then you realize when its too late.

[EricLogan]

but not even the cd, the cassette tape.

[Dude Dudestofferson]

I just don't have enough creep to me to steal. I couldn't sneak up on Helen Keller, I sure as shit won't make it out of a store with some shit.

On the other hand, I've banged a couple of married broads. Final answer.

[Bobbito]

nuts n bolts from the hardware store

[Krudler]

Mentos.  Grabbed them while paying for a soda, don't even know why.

[DMH]

Can't steal stuff somebody already owns. I know how I feel when something of mine gets taken.

Cosmic Brownie from a gas station in nowhere town, Nebraska while on a Midwestern excursion with my friend.

[bakingsoda]

I don't steal except for two times. Once when I was like five I remember stealing some pencil that had Penguin from Batman on the top of it. The other time I stole to make up for money I didn't feel I should be charged. One 7-11 I used to go to would charge tax on 5 cent penny candys, really fucking 5 cents would become 6. That's 20%, that's more than tax which is like 13% in Ontario. Anyways I was not aware that they did this and I only bought 75 cents worth of candy which turned into something like 1 dollar, somehow. So the next time I just came in took 2 dollars worth and walked out eating and told them that's for the tax they'd charge me for the rest of the year. Did not return though.

Also I don't know if this counts but I have usually have many problems with corner store clerks so there's certains stores I walk in to a every so often and fuck up product, ( crush chocolate bars, open pop cans and turn them up side down on the rack etc.).

[MyUserName]

You are all so cool. Can I sit at your guys' table at lunchtime?

Edit: Just realized I download music and skate videos quite often. Hypocrisy noted.

[Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!]

Does still  having a dvd or video game you borrowed from someone years ago count as stealing ?

[rawbertson.]

i am curious, do you have dis dig?

i stole 3 batteries from work on my last day. bad doggie. steal from companies, never from homies

[friendly dave]

Jacked this sweet little skateboard eraser from walgreens. Wish they would've had those when I was in school.

[skateboardnorth]

Coffee Time employee's soul.  It was a group effort.

[no fun]

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$40 headphones from target.

[close]

How the hell did you manage this one? Targets next to me have cameras everywhere and a security staff.


I told the local grocery store one of their sandwiches made me sick and they gave me a refund.  So I guess $5 from the grocery store.

I took the package containing the headphones and held it in the area where the headphones are on the racks so nobody could really see what I was doing because of the headphones surrounding my hands. Then I opened the package and stuffed the headphones in my pocket and walked out. They have an alarm that goes off when you take something thats not paid past the censor so thats why I took them out of the package.

[Zurg]

Coffee Time employee's soul.  It was a group effort.

We gotta sit on that for the right buyer. It's the only piece of a soul i have left after losing mine in a game of skate

[Baby Gerber]

For Halloween i went into a laugh shop and stole a fake mustache and that shit that keeps it on really good and legit. shit was 12 dollars!
and to complete My Stone Cold costume i walked into a thrift store and put a pair of jean shorts, boots, and a Budweiser tee. Didn't even end up going as Stone Cold, but i got a fake cool mustache and a legit pair of boots out of it. Ill occasionally steal chocolate bars or what not, i cant wait to get caught so i can just put it back say nothing and just walk out.