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What is the best/your favorite berry?

Raspberry
7 (22.6%)
Blueberry
7 (22.6%)
Blackberry
4 (12.9%)
Strawberry
11 (35.5%)
Cranberry
2 (6.5%)

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Best Berry
« on: June 11, 2010, 12:25:08 AM »
For me it's the Raspberry, Blackberry's a close second.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2010, 12:31:00 AM »

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2010, 12:33:37 AM »
Starws. When their bad their good. when their good their really good.


cranberries are really good for you.  

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2010, 12:37:47 AM »
schnozberries

they taste like schnozberries

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2010, 01:00:20 AM »
Blackberries, especially because you'll find them growing in random places. Its such a nice surprise.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2010, 01:05:46 AM »
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2010, 01:13:54 AM »
Blackberries, especially because you'll find them growing in random places. Its such a nice surprise.

Summer of '05, before I moved to the city.. I justifiably got fired for skipping work at noon 3 days straight.  I spent a lot of time biking, swimming, trying to find weed plants, basically doing nothing.. only once did I find a berry patch.. but it was seriously a wall of blackberries.    That was a good day.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2010, 03:28:40 AM »
I should answer strawberries but today it's blueberries.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2010, 03:30:32 AM »
Strawberries all day.
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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2010, 03:40:22 AM »
Starws. When their bad their good. when their good their really good.


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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2010, 04:55:00 AM »
tricks are for kids , style is forever

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2010, 06:44:42 AM »
schnozberries
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2010, 07:01:34 AM »
I have a giant wild raspberry patch on my property. It attracts a lot of bears which is awesome... so I'll go with raspberries.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2010, 07:03:28 AM »


I like all berries, though. She's just my favorite.
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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2010, 07:42:34 AM »
I love blueberries but they're at their best in muffins. Blackberry beer is a favorite. And I love raspberry & raspberry-flavored drinks, but they make me shit. Strawberries are on another level, too good.
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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2010, 07:44:27 AM »

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2010, 07:46:52 AM »

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2010, 07:58:18 AM »
Adam Dyet is the black jellybean of skateboarding.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2010, 08:58:52 AM »
for my money, the best berry is straw

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2010, 09:20:23 AM »
believe it or not, of those listed, only blueberries and cranberries are actually berries. strawberries are "accessory fruits", raspberries and blackberries are "aggregate fruits".
related: bananas within the same classification of berries as blueberries and cranberries, but are also part-nut.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2010, 10:08:24 AM »
Voted for blueberries, on pancakes is my shit. However, Halle is without question the best berry.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2010, 10:18:50 AM »
believe it or not, of those listed, only blueberries and cranberries are actually berries. strawberries are "accessory fruits", raspberries and blackberries are "aggregate fruits".
related: bananas within the same classification of berries as blueberries and cranberries, but are also part-nut.

Crazy. I'll go with blueberries. So good. And good for you!

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2010, 10:46:58 AM »
Cranberries ftw.
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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2010, 11:08:32 AM »


Fuck yeah, Chiefs.


But definitely strawberries. I can't put them down once I start.

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Re: Best Berry
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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2010, 12:58:19 PM »
I have a giant wild raspberry patch on my property.

same, and I usually harvest before any animals are wise to them.  strawberries are a close second, but there's the added hassle of cutting off the top and washing off the pesticides.  plus i can never spot the bad ones until it's too late.

fruit is a gamble, i know that going in.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2010, 01:06:30 PM »
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I have a giant wild raspberry patch on my property.
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same, and I usually harvest before any animals are wise to them.  strawberries are a close second, but there's the added hassle of cutting off the top and washing off the pesticides.  plus i can never spot the bad ones until it's too late.

fruit is a gamble, i know that going in.

Stay safe, bro.

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Re: Best Berry
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2010, 02:33:44 PM »
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I have a giant wild raspberry patch on my property.
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same, and I usually harvest before any animals are wise to them.  strawberries are a close second, but there's the added hassle of cutting off the top and washing off the pesticides.  plus i can never spot the bad ones until it's too late.

fruit is a gamble, i know that going in.
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Stay safe, bro.

oh i will, but watch your tone, boy.