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You might be a Slap Pal if...
« on: June 13, 2010, 10:45:12 PM »
Startin' it off:

You might be a slap pal if..

you've posted your cock on the internet

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2010, 11:11:41 PM »
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2010, 11:22:14 PM »
SLAP Pals unite
he is not a role model. he's not paid to be a role model. he's paid to wreak havoc on his skateboard. parents should be role models. just because he rides a skateboard doesn't mean he should raise your kids.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2010, 10:20:51 AM »
funny how no pals posted in here yet.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2010, 10:59:56 AM »
...if you have or have had a dick photoshopped on/in/near your face or have performed said computer magic on another poster.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2010, 11:02:45 AM »
..if you're wondering where the hell is YMHY, Beans, Liege Jansen, Huphtur, Orko, Jesse and others.

No? Ok then.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2010, 11:11:09 AM »
...if you've ever been recognized at the skatepark from your setup, your shoes, or the picture thread.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2010, 11:29:27 AM »
..if you're wondering where the hell is YMHY, Beans, Liege Jansen, Huphtur, Orko, Jesse and others.

No? Ok then.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2010, 11:41:41 AM »
..if you're wondering where the hell is YMHY, Beans, Liege Jansen, Huphtur, Orko, Jesse and others.

No? Ok then.
Where the hell is Stolen Girlfriend?

You might be a slap pal if you remember the slap terrorist known as Mizzark.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2010, 11:45:05 AM »
...you can read a thread where a Pal is called by a former handle (and in some cases real name) and you register it seamlessly.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2010, 11:52:47 AM »
...if you are mentioned in one of Rawb's raps

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2010, 12:04:38 PM »


remember always
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2010, 03:05:12 PM »
You think back nostalgically to the time that one video leaked or that one guy got made fun of.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2010, 03:13:33 PM »
you still like Pops and Ginos skating

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2010, 03:33:11 PM »
Your not making threads wondering when Matt Allen or Joey Poriez will make a comeback.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2010, 03:50:22 PM »
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..if you're wondering where the hell is YMHY, Beans, Liege Jansen, Huphtur, Orko, Jesse and others.

No? Ok then.
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Where the hell is Stolen Girlfriend?

You might be a slap pal if you remember the slap terrorist known as Mizzark.

or wise penguin

and i think orko's here somewhere
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2010, 03:54:11 PM »
Add Stand and Deliver and Sebastian Toombs to the list.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2010, 04:36:18 PM »
... you've ever shot a load straight into your mouth to pass a drug test.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2010, 04:38:41 PM »
where is sarnia? oh yeah, men not douchebags...

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2010, 04:48:49 PM »
Wow this thread is so weak. You might be a slap pal if you lurk and laugh at all the grommets stoked they learned the word kook? You might not laugh actually. Hopefully the slap pals sniff coke.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2010, 04:56:09 PM »
Wow ET getting a blow job, that is Slap Pal

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2010, 05:02:45 PM »
Wow I am drunk Wow, did I say wow, so Im highjcking this thread cuz Ive focused my slap palitus numerus tiempos but Sheckelr is about to hit home city home town for an etienies demo, what should I do? Real talk cuz some slap pal are industry homies. Nowing the serious business of a slap pal I will keep my dignity, but inside talk if anyone has any suggestions you know I am prime suspect to fuck some shit up, but usually not, shecks is about to meet shwan kemp nigga

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2010, 05:08:17 PM »
you might be a slap pal if your drunk posts are indecipherable from your regular posts

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2010, 05:12:30 PM »
...you asked jason dill to sign your cass mccomb cd
...austin stephens was checkin' out your butt
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2010, 06:44:47 PM »
... you have over 999 posts on the slapmagazine.com forum.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2010, 07:20:08 PM »
you might be a slap pal if your drunk posts are indecipherable from your regular posts


low blow man, all slap pals love beer.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2010, 07:25:36 PM »
If you understand this:
Paul told me when I met him at a bank.
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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2010, 07:41:58 PM »
you told me to focus my account.

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2010, 08:00:07 PM »
If you understand this:
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Paul told me when I met him at a bank.
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is that in reference to johnc meeting brian wenning at the bank? or another incident?

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Re: You might be a Slap Pal if...
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2010, 08:01:17 PM »
...if you engage in a serious argument on these boards that has nothing to do with skateboarding.