Author Topic: You might be a Slap Pal if... (Read 6647 times)

Bantam · « **Reply #30 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:20:18 PM »

Bugs/Tapluxiferfet (Giovanni Falcone) and Thom Verlaine (Palmtree) both in the thread...

You might be a Slap Pal if you want BB's Sunday Sacrifices back to eliminate people like those two.

You might be a Slap Pal if you wonder if Wintersox was actually defeated, or if he just cleared his browser history and can't remember this website.

You might be a Slap Pal if you remember when a GWB account would get IP banned all of a sudden 10 or so horrible accounts would stop posting.

...if you remember the temporary Slap trend, prolapsing (and the gifs of prolapses!).

...if you occasionally go read an old thread and are stoked to see a Tonycoxhox post.

EricLogan · « **Reply #31 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:37:41 PM »

if you swear Slap was THE SHIT 6 months to one year prior

if you've instigated pm sessions with known pro's and later tell yourself you did it because you were drunk so that you can live with yourself

Bantam · « **Reply #32 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:45:55 PM »

^

...if you remember the first time you read about you know who fucking his cough doggy style

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #33 on:** June 14, 2010, 08:46:57 PM »

if you miss watson

heckler · « **Reply #34 on:** June 14, 2010, 09:07:10 PM »

...Sponsorhouse. Enough said.

I have a feeling that this will be gone in the morning, so I'm gonna quote it just in case.

Quote from: Giovanni Falcone on June 14, 2010, 05:02:45 PM

Wow I am drunk Wow, did I say wow, so I´m highjcking this thread cuz I´ve focused my slap palitus numerus tiempos but Sheckelr is about to hit home city home town for an etienies demo, what should I do? Real talk cuz some slap pal are industry homies. Nowing the serious business of a slap pal I will keep my dignity, but inside talk if anyone has any suggestions you know I am prime suspect to fuck some shit up, but usually not, shecks is about to meet shwan kemp nigga

j....soy..... · « **Reply #35 on:** June 14, 2010, 10:24:35 PM »

jones 'n snicks....

1992 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 14, 2010, 10:35:50 PM »

That's not all...he also did a kick front crooks.

oyolar · « **Reply #37 on:** June 14, 2010, 10:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Bantam on June 14, 2010, 08:45:55 PM

^

...if you remember the first time you read about you know who fucking his cough doggy style

I do remember that. It was awesome.

...if you read "Useless Wooden Toy Banter" the least out of all the threads.

BriDen · « **Reply #38 on:** June 14, 2010, 10:50:11 PM »

... if your friend kickflipped a 10 set

j....soy..... · « **Reply #39 on:** June 14, 2010, 11:06:17 PM »

or your cousin is in a band....

sergioflorez · « **Reply #40 on:** June 14, 2010, 11:48:35 PM »

if you remember this turd

first person to guess correctly gets a one way ticket to salinas.

sergioflorez · « **Reply #41 on:** June 14, 2010, 11:50:09 PM »

Quote from: 1992 on June 14, 2010, 10:35:50 PM

That's not all...he also did a kick front crooks.

hahaha

boyan · « **Reply #42 on:** June 14, 2010, 11:51:04 PM »

S-Town? hahahaha

sergioflorez · « **Reply #43 on:** June 14, 2010, 11:52:42 PM »

Albatross · « **Reply #44 on:** June 15, 2010, 12:13:02 AM »

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on June 14, 2010, 03:54:11 PM

Sebastian Toombs

that guy always posted sick stuff, he should come back $:-\$

Alan · « **Reply #45 on:** June 15, 2010, 12:44:57 AM »

Quote from: j....soy..... on June 14, 2010, 10:24:35 PM

jones 'n snicks....

Beat me to it! Argh!!!

SNUFF 101!!!

Garth Marenghi · « **Reply #46 on:** June 15, 2010, 01:15:18 AM »

Lantern Pole

sergioflorez · « **Reply #47 on:** June 15, 2010, 01:16:27 AM »

i was looking for it on google video earlier. lost in internet history?

Alan · « **Reply #48 on:** June 15, 2010, 02:07:53 AM »

I have it on my hard drive...

Giovanni Falcone · « **Reply #49 on:** June 15, 2010, 06:26:52 AM »

No, sheckler will be in town when i get back and it doesnt feel that old but we talked about fucking up sheckler in th face if we had the chance, and my friend I was the gargoyle, no one you know, samuel l jackson, and a whole barage of others so serius question what should I do, go up and ask sheckler some shit, Ill post it on youtube, this might be our only chance, real talk

Chris P. Bacon · « **Reply #50 on:** June 15, 2010, 02:39:05 PM »

Quote from: Giovanni Falcone on June 15, 2010, 06:26:52 AM

No, sheckler will be in town when i get back and it doesnt feel that old but we talked about fucking up sheckler in th face if we had the chance, and my friend I was the gargoyle, no one you know, samuel l jackson, and a whole barage of others so serius question what should I do, go up and ask sheckler some shit, Ill post it on youtube, this might be our only chance, real talk

this thread sucks, as do you.

Sleazy · « **Reply #51 on:** June 15, 2010, 03:17:09 PM »

evermore...

Inbred Jed · « **Reply #52 on:** June 15, 2010, 03:45:56 PM »

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

few123456789 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 15, 2010, 04:11:51 PM »

Quote from: Briden on June 14, 2010, 04:36:18 PM

... you've ever shot a load straight into your mouth to pass a drug test.

Best response here. If I'm ever really down I just pull that thread up again and read it.

Inanimate Object · « **Reply #54 on:** June 15, 2010, 08:34:06 PM »

You've sold or abused Jenkem

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #55 on:** June 15, 2010, 09:16:35 PM »

You're thinking Slap's online-only format switch stems from the upstate NY dudes not giving JT directions to the Albany pool.

EricLogan · « **Reply #56 on:** June 15, 2010, 09:37:27 PM »

Quote from: Inanimate Object on June 15, 2010, 08:34:06 PM

You've sold or abused Jenkem

or you've made it on accident

layzieyez · « **Reply #57 on:** June 15, 2010, 10:12:49 PM »

You might be a Slap Pal if you posted on Useless Wooden Toy Banter before it was called that.

Bobbito · « **Reply #58 on:** June 15, 2010, 10:46:50 PM »

.....you were on here before both the "asses" and "boobs" threads were turning skate nerds into straight up nerds because the hand-to-dick contact was inevitable upon entering said threads.

Dr. Evan · « **Reply #59 on:** June 15, 2010, 11:08:10 PM »

If you associate dolphins with regular people.

Author Topic: You might be a Slap Pal if... (Read 6647 times)

TheFreshSC

1992

BriDen

sergioflorez

sergioflorez

sergioflorez

Garth Marenghi

sergioflorez

Giovanni Falcone

Inbred Jed

few123456789

Inanimate Object