Author Topic: I have a kook question (Read 4886 times)

citycity · « **on:** July 01, 2010, 01:26:16 PM »

What is Roger Skateboards exactly? Like is it just a joke? I dunno when they started, I missed whatever it was though, and admittedly i'm confused by them. Like ceasar is legit, but wasn't there an ad with Cairo or something like that, any explanation would help, thank you very much. also, are you guys down for them, or do you all just think its funny as well......

ginz2 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:32:25 PM »

citycity · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:33:57 PM »

is that a nut sac

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:36:23 PM »

this thread has the potential to become the next roger ad.

heckler · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:42:08 PM »

Quote from: stlind on July 01, 2010, 01:36:23 PM

this thread is the next roger ad.

citycity · « **Reply #5 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:42:44 PM »

This thread is the next roger ad

Inbred Jed · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:43:16 PM »

Many have tried, but no one can exactly define Roger skateboards. It's a more loose, nebulous idea, but not really an idea at all. It's almost like a dream somewhat based on reality about a story of a young Native American on a Vision Quest who discovers himself and the true spirit of Christmas while traveling through the Spirit Realm on a magic badger. His senses are alive, he can feel and smell this entity, but it's not really there, but then again it's not just his imagination and it's not something you can buy in the store even though they do indeed offer skateboards and other goods for consumers. In short, Roger Skateboards is like the little elves in your television that have been set free in out space to bring happiness to all the children of the world.

citycity · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:45:44 PM »

What about Cairo.......

citycity · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:46:01 PM »

I am on a vision quest

sweets · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2010, 01:59:13 PM »

You weren't kidding.

lem · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2010, 02:04:01 PM »

Quote from: citycity on July 01, 2010, 01:33:57 PM

is that a nut sac

It's a god damn kitty.

og.milk · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2010, 02:09:30 PM »

ANDREW BYNUM ON ROGER SKATEBOARDS?/!11?!?!121111ONE1!?

citycity · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2010, 02:14:55 PM »

I literally dont know what the fuck it is

MG81 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2010, 02:29:53 PM »

Magic Badger! Haha, that FUCKIN RULES! If I had a Magic Badger I'd ride that mutha fucka down to the bar where I would then temporarily park it out front while I jockeyed a bar stool, drank PBR and played Merle Haggard songs on the Jukebox.

oyolar · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2010, 02:36:42 PM »

Quote from: citycity on July 01, 2010, 02:14:55 PM

I literally dont know what the fuck it is

Sooooooooo dumb.

http://www.rogerskateboards.com/about.html

citycity · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2010, 02:56:32 PM »

mope, still dont get it

The Ghost of Lenny Kirk · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2010, 02:59:30 PM »

get it together, its a cell phone network

http://www.rogers.com/web/Rogers.portal

citycity · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2010, 03:00:28 PM »

o thnx that makes way more sense finally

oyolar · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2010, 03:09:59 PM »

It's Jereme Rogers's legitimate skateboard brand.

Edit: Whoa. According to Wikipedia, "roger" was slang for "to have sex with" from 1650-1870. So Roger can be the erotic skateboard brand.

citycity · « **Reply #19 on:** July 01, 2010, 03:12:11 PM »

i'm there new pro

barrierkultt · « **Reply #20 on:** July 01, 2010, 06:22:24 PM »

It's not a big truck. It's more like a series of tubes.

dankradschwag · « **Reply #21 on:** July 01, 2010, 07:15:27 PM »

Quote from: citycity on July 01, 2010, 03:12:11 PM

i'm there new pro

Their*

1992 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 01, 2010, 09:44:52 PM »

This thread is...

Eon · « **Reply #23 on:** July 01, 2010, 10:19:36 PM »

suck my wallenberg

mooraga · « **Reply #24 on:** July 02, 2010, 12:22:33 AM »

its bueno, but better

Acrid Avid Jam Shred · « **Reply #25 on:** July 02, 2010, 12:25:53 AM »

sieben!1! ATX!!!

Lafy · « **Reply #26 on:** July 02, 2010, 06:16:28 AM »

http://www.indexskateboarding.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/MG_9017.JPG

jgj · « **Reply #27 on:** July 02, 2010, 06:54:51 AM »

I bought a roger and i'm hyphed on it

jacquesknife · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2010, 07:05:48 AM »

Sieben cracks me up...

"Basically just a smart-ass older skateboard dude making fun of shit. But I only make fun of things that I secretly love. Skateboarding is awesome. All of it."

http://www.huckmagazine.com/features/michael-sieben-interview/

spare change · « **Reply #29 on:** July 02, 2010, 07:39:06 AM »

cairo fosters middle name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.

Author Topic: I have a kook question (Read 4886 times)

Inbred Jed

dankradschwag

1992

spare change