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Re: Would you?
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2010, 06:29:41 PM »
Of course I would. Have you seen her ass? If I was having sex with her I wouldn't be thinking about her IQ or her relationship with her mom, or her artistic choices with her tattoos. I'd be thinking about her ass and how awesome it was.
Anything I could have said in regards to this topic have been covered in the above statement. 

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2010, 05:43:00 PM »
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
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Re: Would you?
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2010, 06:07:18 PM »
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I have always wondered what it would be like to fuck a porn chick. It's a given they'd be wild and crazy but what it would feel like, cause I know for sure my dick is not anything like a porno dick, those things are massive. Do you think her pussy would be all bored out and not feel as good as a regular girls?
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yeah i wonder. would it be like fucking a bucket of water? like throwing a hot dog in a hallway? a golf pencil in a mine shaft?
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Re: Would you?
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2010, 06:21:00 PM »

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2010, 06:33:35 PM »

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2010, 11:15:31 PM »
Feel my tube? I'll have to look into that site.
Yeah I'd rather do this chick. Also, ditto on that site check, never heard of it before.

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2010, 11:28:33 PM »

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2010, 11:33:23 PM »
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Feel my tube? I'll have to look into that site.
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Yeah I'd rather do this chick. Also, ditto on that site check, never heard of it before.

I like that there arent excessive Ads with just huge cocks surrounding the video.

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2010, 01:07:17 AM »


shes dating peter smolik?

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2010, 02:09:17 AM »
Her mom seems like a really nice lady. She reacted as any loving parent would. Shocked, disappointed, but still showing nothing but love and respect as her daughter throws it in her face. That's why you gotta beat the shit out of your kids if you want them to do anything worthwhile.
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
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Re: Would you?
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2010, 03:41:50 AM »
I think this is the real question.

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cas/1815900727.html
Oh what the fuck? That's the creepiest thing I've read in a while.

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2010, 08:15:22 AM »
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I have always wondered what it would be like to fuck a porn chick. It's a given they'd be wild and crazy but what it would feel like, cause I know for sure my dick is not anything like a porno dick, those things are massive. Do you think her pussy would be all bored out and not feel as good as a regular girls?
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yeah i wonder. would it be like fucking a bucket of water? like throwing a hot dog in a hallway? a golf pencil in a mine shaft?
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Or I wonder if it would be like a warm apple pie? Like a rusty can full of grape jelly? Or more like a rubber boot full of spaghetti?
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That was hilarious!

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2010, 09:41:27 AM »
would, but it would involved strangulation, slapping, gagging, and somthing to keep her mouth shut. and possibly me goingto jail

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2010, 12:32:41 AM »
hot.

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2010, 01:45:03 AM »
hot.

Those are some bomb ass Criss Angel earrings

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2010, 07:07:46 AM »
What did she do, get all that ink in one sitting?

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2010, 07:32:45 AM »
hot.

she does not have the body type to be that adventurous with stomach tattoos.  i look forward to 2020.
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Re: Would you?
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2010, 09:46:41 PM »
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hot.
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she does not have the body type to be that adventurous with stomach tattoos.  i look forward to 2020.

Her Boyfriend ('daddy) is a tattoo artist, so she probably gets a new piece a week. Fuck I would love to ATM her though. Why, why was a born with a penis disability?

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2010, 10:23:07 PM »
I don't know. Those girls seem pretty cool. What's the problem here?

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2010, 10:27:20 PM »
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hot.
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she does not have the body type to be that adventurous with stomach tattoos.  i look forward to 2020.
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Her Boyfriend ('daddy) is a tattoo artist, so she probably gets a new piece a week. Fuck I would love to ATM her though. Why, why was a born with a penis disability?

???

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2010, 10:36:28 PM »
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hot.
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she does not have the body type to be that adventurous with stomach tattoos.  i look forward to 2020.
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Her Boyfriend ('daddy) is a tattoo artist, so she probably gets a new piece a week. Fuck I would love to ATM her though. Why, why was I born with a penis disability?
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???

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2010, 12:05:29 AM »
wuts your problem maybe we can talk it out
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Would you?
« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2010, 12:41:01 AM »
Well my penis doesn't resemble this , so I will never have the joy of being in porn and banging all the hotties I jerk it to