yur boi Justin Bieber switch 180's over TK, Lutzka & Dydrek

[Tyroneshoelaces]

I don't have to, you have sex with men. Mooch? nigga, by going to jail and having butt sex you're mooching off the taxpayers.
In all seriousness, though. You acting like going to jail is cool means you already lost at life. Another brother lost in the system. It's too sad.

haha!  golden!

[mandibleclaw]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA justin beiber has more bitches, more money, is more talented, and is better than you at skateboarding. HAHAHAHA and you're talking about iq's aren't you literally a crazy person trying to get ssi?
 

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Actually, dumb fuck, I have been writing a book that has ALREADY been picked up by a publisher before I finished it based on an excerpt.  Not even the whole thing, just one little part, and they want it.  I am a million times better than this little faggot at skateboarding (have video to back that up, even though I don't even film anymore, my 10 year old footage is better than the shit he has out now).  And last time I had an IQ test it was very high.  You're the dumbass for assuming that someone with a mental illness is "crazy."  About this time next year I will be rolling in a good bit of dough.  Granted not as much as Bieber, but at least I'm not copying a million other people and did something truly original to do it.  And you can bet that there will be plenty of bitches coming around once that happens. 

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HAHAHA beiber's mental state is better than yours, too. Also, weak authors make less than local rappers. Best of luck to you, though. I'll definitely buy one, so at the very least you'll sell one book.

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I really don't even care man.  My point is that Justin Bieber and every other artist he is affiliated with is pure garbage, and I will stand by that opinion until the day I die.  And my mental state is in damn good shape for what I've been through.  If you went through half of what I have you would have shot yourself in the face. 

dude, it's cool you wrote a book, and it sucks you went through some shitty stuff.  and as cotg said, though, good luck on the book deal.  but:

bragging about your high IQ and future hypothetical bitches on SLAP is not a good sign.

[Stoop Kid]

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Dennis is stoked on beeb's new shoe...

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is this photshopped? there is no way biebers head is that big. he looks like a blowpop in that pic.

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you're joking right?
Whos voice was that screaming at the end of the floor hump video? It sounds like he brought an 11 year old cheer squad.
But Im not hating on Beebs. He does his shit, makes some money, and in 2 years no one will remember who he was.

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joking about what? what i asked was not funny or comedic in any way.

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I can not believe how stupid you are. I'm actually in shock. Wow, you're fucking regular.

thats cool bro.

[Narcissus]

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http://www.grindtv.com/skate/blog/19161/bieber+can+skate/

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Haha, check out some of the comments for the article

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beiber really needs to widen his trick pallet beyond begginner tricks and get some style before he steps into dyrdeks, mullens, daewons,muskas, and haslams court.

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No amount of faces nor palms could express how I feel about this.

Trick:

<img src=http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/ashley-alexandra-dupre.jpg>

Pallet:

<img src=http://earth911.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pallet.jpg>

[StabMasterArson]

Seven pages on bieber, even awesomer.

[sweet pee]

beeb's keeps it real

[thugnificent]

I really don't even care man.  My point is that Justin Bieber and every other artist he is affiliated with is pure garbage, and I will stand by that opinion until the day I die.  And my mental state is in damn good shape for what I've been through.  If you went through half of what I have you would have shot yourself in the face. 

usher is the king of r&b, fall back

[H8R part 4]

whats up with this dork and his bowties?  and really, the only people that like bieber are little kids.  no grown man is down for this fool.  i guess theres a lot of kids on slap these days. 

[Stoop Kid]

^^^ yeah man only 13 year old girls are into that fool.

[SouthJersey]

stating the obvious Stoop Kid, but thanks

[Narcissus]

^^^ yeah man only 13 year old girls are into that fool.

Lutzka, Terry and Rob are just trying to pick up homie's scraps. It's disgusting, if you ask me.

[Gomez]

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no no no. you said more than, "singing is a talent." You started talking about money and bitches, both of i'm sure you don't possess. you're as much of a lamer as popeye, probably even more considering you defend teenage pop stars and live at home, with mommy, jobless.

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You could call me a lamer if I had to make it by the same standards as most people, but the fact that I've done what I have with my life after the shit I've dealt with I should be proud even though a lot of people try to put me down.  Facts are I was an honors student at one of the highest ranked colleges in the nation with a perfect all A average before the illness kicked my ass, and I was a damn good skateboarder at that point too, about as good as you could be without being sponsored.  I should have been but I wasn't all about the sucking up to shop owners and team rider bullshit.   And I have pulled some fine bitches (and still continue to do so) without kissing Usher and P Diddy's ass.  The facts are I've done more with my life than most people that don't have to deal with fucked up hardships, so say what you want, I don't give a damn.  

come on man, no need to write a dissertation for every damn post.

[bakingsoda]

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Dennis is stoked on beeb's new shoe...

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is this photshopped? there is no way biebers head is that big. he looks like a blowpop in that pic.

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you're joking right?
Whos voice was that screaming at the end of the floor hump video? It sounds like he brought an 11 year old cheer squad.
But Im not hating on Beebs. He does his shit, makes some money, and in 2 years no one will remember who he was.

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joking about what? what i asked was not funny or comedic in any way.

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I can not believe how stupid you are. I'm actually in shock. Wow, you're fucking regular.

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thats cool bro.

This is how you choose to defend yourself? You are quickly making it know to everbody that you have the wit of a child produced in insest.

[thugnificent]

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Dennis is stoked on beeb's new shoe...

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is this photshopped? there is no way biebers head is that big. he looks like a blowpop in that pic.

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you're joking right?
Whos voice was that screaming at the end of the floor hump video? It sounds like he brought an 11 year old cheer squad.
But Im not hating on Beebs. He does his shit, makes some money, and in 2 years no one will remember who he was.

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joking about what? what i asked was not funny or comedic in any way.

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I can not believe how stupid you are. I'm actually in shock. Wow, you're fucking regular.

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thats cool bro.

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This is how you choose to defend yourself? You are quickly making it know to everbody that you have the wit of a child produced in insest.

or he doesn't feel the need to "defend" himself to yall geeks. you lose by default for promoting nerd dueling

[larry bertlemann]

FUCK THIS SHIT nigga

[Mouth]

http://vimeo.com/5402052

Since when was TK marketing himself as 'The Michael Jordan of Skateboarding'?

[TheFreshSC]

i already posted this in the photoshop contest thread, but here you go

[bakingsoda]

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Dennis is stoked on beeb's new shoe...

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is this photshopped? there is no way biebers head is that big. he looks like a blowpop in that pic.

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you're joking right?
Whos voice was that screaming at the end of the floor hump video? It sounds like he brought an 11 year old cheer squad.
But Im not hating on Beebs. He does his shit, makes some money, and in 2 years no one will remember who he was.

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joking about what? what i asked was not funny or comedic in any way.

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I can not believe how stupid you are. I'm actually in shock. Wow, you're fucking regular.

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thats cool bro.

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This is how you choose to defend yourself? You are quickly making it know to everbody that you have the wit of a child produced in insest.

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or he doesn't feel the need to "defend" himself to yall geeks. you lose by default for promoting nerd dueling

Of course you'd defend him. You two are the same boat, I already made an ass of you.

[Stoop Kid]

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Dennis is stoked on beeb's new shoe...

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is this photshopped? there is no way biebers head is that big. he looks like a blowpop in that pic.

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you're joking right?
Whos voice was that screaming at the end of the floor hump video? It sounds like he brought an 11 year old cheer squad.
But Im not hating on Beebs. He does his shit, makes some money, and in 2 years no one will remember who he was.

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joking about what? what i asked was not funny or comedic in any way.

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I can not believe how stupid you are. I'm actually in shock. Wow, you're fucking regular.

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thats cool bro.

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This is how you choose to defend yourself? You are quickly making it know to everbody that you have the wit of a child produced in insest.

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or he doesn't feel the need to "defend" himself to yall geeks. you lose by default for promoting nerd dueling

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Of course you'd defend him. You two are the same boat, I already made an ass of you.

yeah dude theres no need to defend myself to you. youre not worth my time especially since youre getting on my case in a fucking justin bieber thread.

[larry bertlemann]

you guys are as just as bad as justin beiber, if not worse

[bakingsoda]

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Dennis is stoked on beeb's new shoe...

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is this photshopped? there is no way biebers head is that big. he looks like a blowpop in that pic.

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you're joking right?
Whos voice was that screaming at the end of the floor hump video? It sounds like he brought an 11 year old cheer squad.
But Im not hating on Beebs. He does his shit, makes some money, and in 2 years no one will remember who he was.

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joking about what? what i asked was not funny or comedic in any way.

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I can not believe how stupid you are. I'm actually in shock. Wow, you're fucking regular.

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thats cool bro.

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This is how you choose to defend yourself? You are quickly making it know to everbody that you have the wit of a child produced in insest.

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or he doesn't feel the need to "defend" himself to yall geeks. you lose by default for promoting nerd dueling

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Of course you'd defend him. You two are the same boat, I already made an ass of you.

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yeah dude theres no need to defend myself to you. youre not worth my time especially since youre getting on my case in a fucking justin bieber thread.

I'll get on anyones case that can't tell an image like the one above is photoshoped.

[bakingsoda]

you guys are as just as bad as justin beiber, if not worse

What an accurate comparrison! In fact, I'm scum for making fun of some idiot on the internet. This goes for anyone else on Slap that signs in with the intention of hurting feelings or being a bully.

Come on, get a grip you moron. If he didn't want to be made fun of...he'd keep his stupidity to himself. 

[thugnificent]

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Dennis is stoked on beeb's new shoe...

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is this photshopped? there is no way biebers head is that big. he looks like a blowpop in that pic.

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you're joking right?
Whos voice was that screaming at the end of the floor hump video? It sounds like he brought an 11 year old cheer squad.
But Im not hating on Beebs. He does his shit, makes some money, and in 2 years no one will remember who he was.

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joking about what? what i asked was not funny or comedic in any way.

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I can not believe how stupid you are. I'm actually in shock. Wow, you're fucking regular.

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thats cool bro.

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This is how you choose to defend yourself? You are quickly making it know to everbody that you have the wit of a child produced in insest.

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or he doesn't feel the need to "defend" himself to yall geeks. you lose by default for promoting nerd dueling

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Of course you'd defend him. You two are the same boat, I already made an ass of you.

i have no idea who you are, but im sure you didn't. also the fact that you would even remember having a cyber dispute with me just proves how much of a lame feeling catching geek you really are

[Stoop Kid]

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Dennis is stoked on beeb's new shoe...

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is this photshopped? there is no way biebers head is that big. he looks like a blowpop in that pic.

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you're joking right?
Whos voice was that screaming at the end of the floor hump video? It sounds like he brought an 11 year old cheer squad.
But Im not hating on Beebs. He does his shit, makes some money, and in 2 years no one will remember who he was.

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joking about what? what i asked was not funny or comedic in any way.

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I can not believe how stupid you are. I'm actually in shock. Wow, you're fucking regular.

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thats cool bro.

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This is how you choose to defend yourself? You are quickly making it know to everbody that you have the wit of a child produced in insest.

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or he doesn't feel the need to "defend" himself to yall geeks. you lose by default for promoting nerd dueling

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Of course you'd defend him. You two are the same boat, I already made an ass of you.

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yeah dude theres no need to defend myself to you. youre not worth my time especially since youre getting on my case in a fucking justin bieber thread.

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I'll get on anyones case that can't tell an image like the one above is photoshoped.

thats cool.

[larry bertlemann]

hahahahaha

[Inbred Jed]

Wait.......that's photoshopped?

[Nick..]

Wait.......that's photoshopped?

News to me......

[wake and bacon]

yo thats the best photoshopping ever, i couldn't even tell bro

[popeyesfriedchicken]

it's all good.  i have no beef with cotg or anyone on here really.  everything is all in good fun.  i'll admit back in the day i did warrant hate for myself, but i was really going through a lot of fucked shit.  but for that one dude, i don't expect if my book does well or not to get bitches, i don't care if it does or not.  but you can't disagree that there are tons of girls out there that will hook up with a dude for the sole fact that he has money.  i didn't mean it that way though.  i'm just glad that this thread was the inspiration for the bieber photoshop contest, because they're all making me laugh my ass off. 

[Chris P. Bacon]

hahahahaha