I just got up and it's my birthday!!!
Unfortunately, I'm alone in Kuala Lumpur. So to celebrate, I'll be sitting around in my dingy hotel room 'til 2:30pm, then I'm going to meet an estate agent to view some apartments.
It's Ramadan and Independence Day this weekend here, so everyone is either fasting or out of town and the city is dead. So later on, I expect to be sitting in some random bar downing scotch and sodas while chatting with a barman and fending off hookers.
Sweeeeet...