It's the internet. You're the one who voluntarily put your shit on it. No use giving a damn now. You could have just said you wanted your name changed and left out the email part. I changed your name regardless of the lack of assistance it will provide you.
Listen (everyone), people used to make a new account when they wanted a new name. It wasn't very often you would see a name change. There are a couple people who have been in this thread multiple times. Change your av or your sig all you want, but there's a limit to how down I am to help you all try out new account names in your desperate attempts to be liked or whatever it is you're going for. That doesn't apply to the majority of you so carry on, but just know that clinging onto your post counts and/or rep isn't a good enough reason to not make a new account for those doing it for a new start/chance to be liked. I'm here for you guys, but don't get to the point where you're abusing the privilege in the future. Just throwing that out there.
Love,
Newt