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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #150 on: October 07, 2010, 02:54:47 PM »
Give us more Rawb

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #151 on: October 07, 2010, 03:11:11 PM »
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #152 on: October 08, 2010, 04:43:53 AM »
i stilll havent went yet... she said saturday we can hang out and watch a movie at her apartment. her pics never show her titties, if she has small titties and she is fat ill be pissed
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #153 on: October 08, 2010, 04:50:27 AM »
i stilll havent went yet... she said saturday we can hang out and watch a movie at her apartment. her pics never show her titties, if she has small titties and she is fat ill be pissed
That's a rarity but it does happen. The pear shape, but none of the goods. Be careful of that my friend.

How do we get one of those gizmodo live blog things? Rawb can you give us minute by minute posts just in case my Saturday sucks (it probably will).

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #154 on: October 08, 2010, 05:40:38 AM »
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i stilll havent went yet... she said saturday we can hang out and watch a movie at her apartment. her pics never show her titties, if she has small titties and she is fat ill be pissed
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That's a rarity but it does happen. The pear shape, but none of the goods. Be careful of that my friend.

How do we get one of those gizmodo live blog things? Rawb can you give us minute by minute posts just in case my Saturday sucks (it probably will).
Yes please do that, my saturday will suck so do it

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #155 on: October 08, 2010, 07:36:18 AM »
the only important part is if i get to bust a nut on her gut
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #156 on: October 08, 2010, 09:06:27 AM »
Amen

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #157 on: October 10, 2010, 11:21:22 AM »
fuckin bitch said she fell at work and couldnt come out, FUCK that is a GAME fuck you and your fatness i slam 90 and i dont fucking bail out
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #158 on: October 10, 2010, 01:07:07 PM »
damn. she sounds like she's a big one. Only old people and really fat people get taken out by a simple fall to the ground. How far did she fall?
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #159 on: October 11, 2010, 02:48:03 AM »
to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #160 on: October 11, 2010, 03:54:45 AM »
...remember when some assholes on here were crying to mods to ban this poet? Not one of them have ever made a post half as amazing as that one. He's not even trying.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #161 on: October 11, 2010, 05:51:56 AM »
Yo man i suggest you Fucc that bitch asafp

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #162 on: October 11, 2010, 08:33:22 AM »
fuckin bitch said she fell at work and couldnt come out, FUCK that is a GAME fuck you and your fatness i slam 90 and i dont fucking bail out

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #163 on: October 11, 2010, 08:53:32 AM »
to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.


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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #164 on: October 11, 2010, 02:52:50 PM »
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to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #165 on: October 11, 2010, 03:11:56 PM »
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to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #166 on: October 11, 2010, 03:50:21 PM »
Oooh baby I like it Raaawwwwb
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #167 on: October 11, 2010, 04:18:42 PM »
to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.
Did you offer your BBW some red lobster? She might have toughed it out for some cheddar biscuits.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #168 on: October 11, 2010, 08:14:33 PM »
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to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.
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Sorry, man. I was in need. It was either that or the first sentence, which is also great.

Flat ground slam.

Once, while loitering drunk at MIT, some super fat lady gave my friends and I free sandwiches. We were really psyched. Approximately 90 seconds later, she ate shit just walking as we were passing her by. Oh, we tried and tried to contain ourselves, but one homie's capacitor was malfunctioning and he exploded like a kettle whistling with the deepest laughter imaginable. That, of course, was all that the rest of us could handle and so we stood there, laughing like maniacs at a fat woman's flat ground slam mere moments after she had given us sandwiches. Total assholes.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #169 on: October 11, 2010, 08:37:44 PM »
and so we stood there, laughing like maniacs at a fat woman's flat ground slam mere moments after she had given us sandwiches.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #170 on: October 11, 2010, 08:50:55 PM »
Rawbertsons Wonderful Horrible Life ( RWHL ) ?.

On some PJ Ladd shit right there ,coming out of nowhere with life style bangers  .

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #171 on: October 11, 2010, 09:17:02 PM »
Rawbertsons Wonderful Horrible Life ( RWHL ) ?.

On some PJ Ladd shit right there ,coming out of nowhere with life style bangers  .

haha!  even better maybe because i don't have to look at that Southie moron
that line about your grandmother bailing on a 4 set and going to red lobster was another one of the greatest things i have ever read.

Rawb make a book like that "A million little pieces" novel, but we all know you can back it up 110%.   a million little posts.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #172 on: October 12, 2010, 09:26:57 AM »
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to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.
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Did you offer your BBW some red lobster? She might have toughed it out for some cheddar biscuits.

i cant justify dropping that kind of dough on a ho after last time, i need to drop actual dough like a baker then maybe she'll open that hole
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #173 on: October 12, 2010, 12:35:12 PM »
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to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.
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Did you offer your BBW some red lobster? She might have toughed it out for some cheddar biscuits.
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i cant justify dropping that kind of dough on a ho after last time, i need to drop actual dough like a baker then maybe she'll open that hole
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #174 on: October 12, 2010, 12:41:27 PM »
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to me it sounds like it was just a flat ground slam, if it was down a 2 block or something id have a little more sympathy. i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after. stupid cleaning lady waxed the fuck out of the floors and grams had new socks on.
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Did you offer your BBW some red lobster? She might have toughed it out for some cheddar biscuits.
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i cant justify dropping that kind of dough on a ho after last time, i need to drop actual dough like a baker then maybe she'll open that hole

fucking hell man , you need to set up a paypall acount or something so I can buy you a beer

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #175 on: October 12, 2010, 01:32:03 PM »
Rawb's like the nerd in Can't Hardly Wait. At first, people clown on him endlessly, then after rapping shirtless at the house-party-of-the-year about a skateboard website and various ho-related issues, he blossoms into a double flippin' Based God figure. Bitches flocking is the next logical step.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #176 on: October 13, 2010, 04:49:45 AM »
I'm hoping somehow we can get Rawb on a reality show. Either next year's Jersey Shore, or maybe his own Rawb North America Tour. The world needs to hear your stories.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #177 on: October 13, 2010, 11:16:12 AM »
I'm hoping somehow we can get Rawb on a reality show. Either next year's Jersey Shore, or maybe his own Rawb North America Tour. The world needs to hear your stories.
he should have his own show where he is looking for a chill obese girl that he can tittyfuck

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #178 on: October 13, 2010, 12:28:02 PM »
i have a cam i just dont have a filmer i should take a trip up to different pals houses and they can film me chilling

when i fingerblasted that chick from a few weeks ago she saw my cam and the 3ccd thing is always reflective and she was like "is that on?" and i was like no the battery isnt even in it... she was like "oh guys with cameras always creep me out" like fuck as if id leave the shit out in the open like that if i were tryin to voyeur
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« Reply #179 on: October 13, 2010, 05:50:23 PM »
i have a cam i just dont have a filmer i should take a trip up to different pals houses and they can film me chilling

when i fingerblasted that chick from a few weeks ago she saw my cam and the 3ccd thing is always reflective and she was like "is that on?" and i was like no the battery isnt even in it... she was like "oh guys with cameras always creep me out" like fuck as if id leave the shit out in the open like that if i were tryin to voyeur
You should start your own candid camera-style show where you hide a camera in your room and point out the blinking red light once you're massaging that cervix.

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