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CHRIST sees you as SINNERS
« on: September 11, 2006, 06:02:51 PM »
Skateboarding is an unnatural and unholy act. I have come to warn you of the dangers you face in eternal damnation. Skateboarding is destructive, and frowned upon by society. Continuing in this activity will result in eternal suffering. These two anti-christ skateboarders live 3 houses from me, and every single night i ask Jesus Christ to kill them.

This is a warning. Stop what youre doing now, or face the eternal consequences.

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Re: CHRIST sees you as SINNERS
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2006, 06:04:15 PM »
lolllz good gimmick
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Re: CHRIST sees you as SINNERS
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2006, 06:06:55 PM »
YOUR SO FRIUKKIN FUNNY! LLOOL. FER A MINUTE I WAS LIKE "WHAT IF THASTS GOD" LMAOOOO
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Re: CHRIST sees you as SINNERS
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2006, 11:21:02 PM »
so, yeah. What's the point supposed to be?


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Re: CHRIST sees you as SINNERS
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2006, 03:19:22 AM »
Judge not, lest you be judged.  Who are you to point fingers?  Coming on an internet messageboard and calling yourself savior?  False prophet/heretic be gone with you.  I only worship one true God and he doesn't come on the Slap messageboard to tell me to stop skating.  I hate people who claim to be Christians and act just like you.  When Jesus came to earth, he didn't run around with the middle class and the wealthy.  He kicked it with the afflicted who really needed him.  YOU KNOW NOTHING OF TRUE FAITH.  Get off of your high horse and go study the scripture because you are still the devil's pawn.  Your eyes are still blinded.  Once you receive true enlightenment, you'll see the joke that you are now.
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Re: CHRIST sees you as SINNERS
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2006, 04:21:18 AM »
Quote from: Mizzork on September 12, 2006, 03:19:22 AM
Judge not, lest you be judged.  Who are you to point fingers?  Coming on an internet messageboard and calling yourself savior?  False prophet/heretic be gone with you.  I only worship one true God and he doesn't come on the Slap messageboard to tell me to stop skating.  I hate people who claim to be Christians and act just like you.  When Jesus came to earth, he didn't run around with the middle class and the wealthy.  He kicked it with the afflicted who really needed him.  YOU KNOW NOTHING OF TRUE FAITH.  Get off of your high horse and go study the scripture because you are still the devil's pawn.  Your eyes are still blinded.  Once you receive true enlightenment, you'll see the joke that you are now.

you are such a joke
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Re: CHRIST sees you as SINNERS
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2006, 01:39:28 PM »
^^^
he's blunt but he's got a point.
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Re: CHRIST sees you as SINNERS
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2006, 10:20:56 PM »
Quote from: PAWL on September 12, 2006, 01:39:28 PM
^^^
he's blunt but he's got a point.
Here's blunt and to the point.  Fuck you.
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