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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #150 on: May 07, 2021, 04:32:18 AM »
Wow this was such an informative read. I now know what to do if I'm single again.

Thanks pals
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #151 on: May 07, 2021, 04:49:03 AM »
Hereís how to get girls. Write creepy songs about falling in love with them even tho yíall rarely speak or have never spoken. Get someone to casually play the song around her.
If you have spoken before, make sure to use a lyric from a direct conversation you had that she will pick up on. She will melt...just to get away from you.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #152 on: August 24, 2021, 01:53:55 PM »
Confidence is key in picking up the ladies, if youíre aiming for top shelf go all out but nothing like a dbag.

If youíre balding or got some flaws spruce your game up with a good looking shirt and some swank kit.

If not all else act like you donít give a fuck or come at them with a cheesy line thatíll have them thinking about it, 9x out of 10 theyíll comeback and ask whatís that mean?! Usually it leads to bone town.

Just look at how women do and say as theyíre just as much a player as we are. Iíve been doing this for years and Iíve had many success stories.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #153 on: August 26, 2021, 08:45:53 PM »
Hence your username right?

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #154 on: August 27, 2021, 06:24:22 PM »
Hence your username right?
I like to switch up my strokes Iím a righty for sure but the ole stranger is handy lol every once in a while.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #155 on: August 28, 2021, 02:54:22 AM »
During drunk shenanigans recently, lost my shirt. Pretty late in the evening. In my car, had a Hawaiian shirt with a significant size hole on the side that I wore to a family party earlier in the summer that I messed up when playing volleyball. So put that on then went to the bar. Pretty insane, so many girls put their hand in the hole and grabbed me. Felt like some strange experiment. Some would just walk by, do it really fast & not say a word. 
 
Long story short, wear a Hawaiian shirt with a hole then the ladies cannot resist 

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #156 on: August 28, 2021, 07:31:06 PM »
Bro everyone loves a partyshirt yp threads has some fire shit you can get matching pants too

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Also backing trademutt they got like whs compliant workwear but the bottom parts all like crazy patterns and shit mad workshirts for when you just gotta stunt
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #157 on: August 30, 2021, 06:52:46 AM »
haha you can't be serious Matty every girl I know would laugh you outta the room if you wore one of those shirts
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #158 on: August 30, 2021, 03:14:02 PM »
Theyíre just partyshirts for bbqs and fishing sessions and stuff wouldnít wear it to a bar or to a dinner or anything haha

Those trademutt ones are sick though

Your friends sound like a barrel of laughs haha
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #159 on: September 17, 2021, 04:28:09 AM »
Wow this was such an informative read. I now know what not to do if I'm single again.

Thanks pals

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #160 on: January 03, 2022, 08:39:25 PM »
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The trick to picking up girls is grilled cheese. If you stock your fridge with nothing else, make sure you've got some cheese and some bread. Then, when you're out at the club, bar or seasonal pumpkin festival and you come across some fine young women that you want to seduce, just approach them and talk casually while steering the conversation to the topic of grilled cheese. Invite them over for some grilled cheese sandwiches. I guarantee they will come home and have sex with you. Guarantee.
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haha so good

it's not hard to fuck a desperate chick from a club, it is however hard to avoid contracting herpes if u beat a lot of beat cheeks. spoiler, the moral of the story in those books are basically that EVERYONE is insecure so a little rejection goes a long way. but u don't need to pay a douche for book on the subject to take advantage of mindless drunk bitches.... just ruffee dem hoes



Thank you for the legendary advice

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #161 on: January 04, 2022, 11:56:09 AM »
Can confirm that a "party shirt" works in the right setting. Would recommend 10/10

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #162 on: January 04, 2022, 09:03:51 PM »
If you lift and get jacked the gym will provide you with tons of cock.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #163 on: March 23, 2022, 08:25:31 AM »
I've recently learned apparel featuring the humble pineapple signifies one's status as a swinger. Do with that knowledge what you will.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #164 on: May 19, 2022, 10:41:10 PM »
I've recently learned apparel featuring the humble pineapple signifies one's status as a swinger. Do with that knowledge what you will.
The pineapple used to represent stoners on reddit wtf

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #165 on: May 20, 2022, 03:18:22 AM »
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I've recently learned apparel featuring the humble pineapple signifies one's status as a swinger. Do with that knowledge what you will.
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The pineapple used to represent stoners on reddit wtf

Still does I believe I even thought of getting a small pineapple tattooed in me

Glad I didn't lol

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #166 on: May 23, 2022, 09:12:00 AM »
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I've recently learned apparel featuring the humble pineapple signifies one's status as a swinger. Do with that knowledge what you will.
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The pineapple used to represent stoners on reddit wtf

Reddit also is a haven of cringe poly people so makes sense

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #167 on: May 24, 2022, 10:46:58 AM »
Could just walk around like this all day

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #168 on: May 26, 2022, 08:06:57 AM »
this always raises the blood pressure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
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