*From GQ-UK Men of the Year Issue* (in which Borat was interviewed and featured on the cover, among others)
Interviewer: "Family values" is a hot topic in the West these days, as the traditional nuclear family collapses, replaced by myriad alternative lifestyles. What's the situation in Kazakhstan?
Borat: Nuclear families is still very common in Kazakhstan and due to recent core meltdown and explosion at Almaty Atomic Power Plant, this look likely to continue. In this part of Kazakhstan children is often bullied at school for only having two arms. Regard my own family, I very close to my mother and brothers, but have make a fallout with my sister since a dispute over monies. We are no longer talking and we have grow so far apart that only contact I have with her now is for sexytimes.
also...
Interviewer: What's the weirdest thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Borat: One time at my birthday party my eldest son Hueylewis told me to close my eyes open my mouth and wait for something strange. I was expect that it would be something nice like a toffee or something funny like the penis of my neighbor Nursultan, but instead it was the tongue of my wife. It was felt like a lizard that had been dipped in shits.
Interviewer: Have you ever had a same-sex experience?
Borat: I think I know where this interview is going. If you are saying that I must grant you entry to my anoos for exchange of award, then I not interested. Maximum I will provide you is "hand-party."
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OK, I'm done. This is honestly too funny to me... my family is all Polish and this fucker reminds me so much of them and the weird things they say and do... I love it.
Dziekuje!
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