Watson's Starch Special:
- Throw on some old Mayhem where Dead was the vocalist before he stabbed himself in the stomach and then blew his brains out. Don't even bother listening to any other Mayhem because even though Attila Csihar was an amazing vocalist in Tormentor he sucked on De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas and in fact all Mayhem sucks my balls except for the very old recordings with Dead on vocals.
- Get a couple of beer. Drinking beer while cooking is one of the best times you can possibly drink beer.
- Buy one of those precooked rotisserie chickens from the supermarket. You can eat probably one whole breast of the chicken and you'll still have enough for a big batch of soup. But if you want hella chicken huck the whole fucker in there. Save all the skin and juice that comes off the chicken, keep it all in the container.
- When you're ready to make the soup, throw everything left of the chicken in a large pot and cover the carcass fully with water. Add spices such as seasoning salt, paprika, black pepper, and o.......
---THIS RECIPE HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO THE FIERY JEALOUSY OF BOOSH'S BROKEN HEART---