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joke thread
« on: September 15, 2006, 05:43:42 PM »
any good ones?

what was wrong with steve irwins sunscreen?
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2006, 05:47:46 PM »
It didnt protect him from harmful rays    yea
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2006, 06:47:47 PM »
Q. Why was the condom flying around the room?

A. Because it got pissed off
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2006, 07:03:52 PM »
This thread is a joke.
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2006, 09:40:39 PM »
women's rights
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2006, 11:17:53 PM »
I was thinking of coming up with a good joke but that i opened up this thread


and voila
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2006, 11:30:07 PM »
did you guys hear about the corduroy pillow?

no? that's weird. it's making headlines.
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2006, 12:02:31 AM »
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2006, 10:18:08 AM »
what's the definition of trust?


two cannibals 69'ing.

stolen from ATMurrell.
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2006, 11:06:13 AM »
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2006, 07:08:27 PM »
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






You mean you don't know?! god...
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2006, 07:11:34 PM »
how many moveon.org petitions does it take to change a lightbulb?

none moveon.org petitions don't change anything.
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2006, 08:16:40 PM »
Quote from: turkeylurkey on September 16, 2006, 07:08:27 PM
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






You mean you don't know?! god...

hahah thats a good one
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2006, 09:28:32 PM »
Quote from: CUDDLEMONSTER on September 15, 2006, 11:30:07 PM
did you guys hear about the corduroy pillow?

no? that's weird. it's making headlines.
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h.o.l.y. s.h.i.t.
for whatever reason this just made me nearly fall out of my chair laughing
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2006, 10:04:44 PM »
Quote from: toru on September 16, 2006, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: CUDDLEMONSTER on September 15, 2006, 11:30:07 PM
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did you guys hear about the corduroy pillow?

no? that's weird. it's making headlines.
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h.o.l.y. s.h.i.t.
for whatever reason this just made me nearly fall out of my chair laughing

my girlfriend was also very amazed by that one.
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2006, 04:46:59 PM »
give up roulette
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2006, 06:30:23 PM »
HAHAAHA, Sill havent been laid huh?
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2006, 11:23:07 PM »
Quote from: turkeylurkey on September 16, 2006, 07:08:27 PM
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






You mean you don't know?! god...

wonderful...

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Re: joke thread
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2006, 08:28:18 AM »
Quote from: Mizzark on September 16, 2006, 08:16:40 PM
Quote from: turkeylurkey on September 16, 2006, 07:08:27 PM
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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?






You mean you don't know?! god...
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hahah thats a good one

holy shit you just gave props to turkeylurkey




















































































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Re: joke thread
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2006, 12:34:29 PM »
turkey is chill
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2006, 01:47:29 PM »
i'm about to eat a turkeylurkey pot pie
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2006, 02:32:24 PM »
Quote from: ymhy on September 18, 2006, 01:47:29 PM
i'm about to eat a turkeylurkey pot pie
I'm pretty sure that the way you focus your hate on me makes some types like me more.
but heres some shit you can make fun of me for.
I made this joke up. If it has been told before (which one joke I thought I made up was) then it is a coincidence.
Why did the triceratops go to the dermatologist?




It was covered in dino-sores!

That joke just plain sucks, but I love it anyway
Quote from: CUDDLEMONSTER on September 16, 2006, 07:11:34 PM
how many moveon.org petitions does it take to change a lightbulb?

none moveon.org petitions don't change anything.

That joke is rad.
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2006, 04:09:25 PM »
Quote from: roulette on September 15, 2006, 05:43:42 PM
any good ones?

what was wrong with steve irwins sunscreen?

It didnt protect him from harmful rays    yea

ahaha
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Re: joke thread
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2006, 04:22:18 PM »
What has 6 feet and 7 teeth?



The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
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