Official One In A Million 2010 Thread

[krewkruxklan]

remember mango's a soul skater so he's excused

[ChildoftheGhetto]

remember mango's a soul skater so he's excused

What's disgusting about this, is this is the first time they've taken more than 5 people. The reason they took the extra two was to make sure that all the people that the slap forums would be hyped on got in. They should've just taken everybody if you're going to take most of them. jericho and rudy would've gotten way more shit than mango, nick and matty combined.

[Gomez]

matty gets something at almost every spot. if anything gonzalo isn't far behind in the running for getting the least amount of tricks.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Nothing tight though. I don't even think they would've went to a lot of those spots if those dudes were there. It would be straight savagery.

[Water Plantis]

Psyched to see louie in the next couple episodes!

[smellyfart]

Where is this episode? They are usually up by now.

[L33Tg33k]

To combat the "faggotry" of this contest, cotg should start his own oiam style contest where he, Thugnificent and Gomez would choose and judge the contestants on how ungay their tricks are and other general butteriness.  Winner is whoever goes the most ham.

[oyolar]

Where is this episode? They are usually up by now.

Well, if you read Whiteley's post, you would know that he said there's no episode today since it's Christmas Eve.

[Gomez]

To combat the "faggotry" of this contest, cotg should start his own oiam style contest where he, Thugnificent and Gomez would choose and judge the contestants on how ungay their tricks are and other general butteriness.  Winner is whoever goes the most ham.

hahahaha

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Hahaha Forrest is consistently one upping himself verbally, it's classic. There are gonna be insane video gabs and gifs of him biting into that piece of chicken and I think that will easily hold people off for the next episode.

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here you go

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ABD by barletta on a beer can in tilt mode 3 bonus round

You can open a beer can with your fingers, a wine bottle requires some sort of corkscrew. Forrest was using ingenuity, it was a whole different thing than Louie's beer bro maneuver. You'll understand once you can drink.

Nothing tight though. I don't even think they would've went to a lot of those spots if those dudes were there. It would be straight savagery.

So you aren't a troll and really do act like this? HAHAHA. You are a stupid and pathetic loser. Life must be hard for an angry moron like you.
 The dude who is asking for suggestions on how to do pivot fakies on a tiny mini ramp in another thread is going to talk shit on an ollie over a hip to nosegrind pop in on tight transition? HAHAHA. You can't skate tranny for shit, and this dude is ripping it, as well as every other spot they have been to. Forrest may have gotten some bangers, but in terms of number of spots he has skated, he is on the low end.
Also, they go to those spots because that's the type of shit people who aren't so cal losers like you and Forrest skate. It sounds like you are saying if the other people who weren't good enough to get in got in, they would go to easier spots for them to rack up tricks easily. This isn't that kind of contest. This contest requires genuine talent and ability to skate whatever they put in front of these kids.

Basically, keep working on pivot fakies and next time don't talk so much shit on people who can skate shit you can't better than you ever will.

[krewkruxklan]

truth is i dont care who gets tricks or not, i think it's kind of shitty how the skater that clearly puts in the most effort and is the most memorable wont win (john wins right?). i remeber last years oiam, i swear that david kid shouldve won-he had the most memorable tricks/lines-what did tom do again?

dont get it twisted, i think all these guys are good skaters but this isn't some personality contest, i dont give a fuck what anyone says, the skating should speak for itself

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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Hahaha Forrest is consistently one upping himself verbally, it's classic. There are gonna be insane video gabs and gifs of him biting into that piece of chicken and I think that will easily hold people off for the next episode.

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here you go

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ABD by barletta on a beer can in tilt mode 3 bonus round

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You can open a beer can with your fingers, a wine bottle requires some sort of corkscrew. Forrest was using ingenuity, it was a whole different thing than Louie's beer bro maneuver. You'll understand once you can drink.

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Nothing tight though. I don't even think they would've went to a lot of those spots if those dudes were there. It would be straight savagery.

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So you aren't a troll and really do act like this? HAHAHA. You are a stupid and pathetic loser. Life must be hard for an angry moron like you.
 The dude who is asking for suggestions on how to do pivot fakies on a tiny mini ramp in another thread is going to talk shit on an ollie over a hip to nosegrind pop in on tight transition? HAHAHA. You can't skate tranny for shit, and this dude is ripping it, as well as every other spot they have been to. Forrest may have gotten some bangers, but in terms of number of spots he has skated, he is on the low end.
Also, they go to those spots because that's the type of shit people who aren't so cal losers like you and Forrest skate. It sounds like you are saying if the other people who weren't good enough to get in got in, they would go to easier spots for them to rack up tricks easily. This isn't that kind of contest. This contest requires genuine talent and ability to skate whatever they put in front of these kids.

Basically, keep working on pivot fakies and next time don't talk so much shit on people who can skate shit you can't better than you ever will.

Where are you skating at today gipper?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Hahaha Forrest is consistently one upping himself verbally, it's classic. There are gonna be insane video gabs and gifs of him biting into that piece of chicken and I think that will easily hold people off for the next episode.

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here you go

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ABD by barletta on a beer can in tilt mode 3 bonus round

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You can open a beer can with your fingers, a wine bottle requires some sort of corkscrew. Forrest was using ingenuity, it was a whole different thing than Louie's beer bro maneuver. You'll understand once you can drink.

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Nothing tight though. I don't even think they would've went to a lot of those spots if those dudes were there. It would be straight savagery.

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So you aren't a troll and really do act like this? HAHAHA. You are a stupid and pathetic loser. Life must be hard for an angry moron like you.
 The dude who is asking for suggestions on how to do pivot fakies on a tiny mini ramp in another thread is going to talk shit on an ollie over a hip to nosegrind pop in on tight transition? HAHAHA. You can't skate tranny for shit, and this dude is ripping it, as well as every other spot they have been to. Forrest may have gotten some bangers, but in terms of number of spots he has skated, he is on the low end.
Also, they go to those spots because that's the type of shit people who aren't so cal losers like you and Forrest skate. It sounds like you are saying if the other people who weren't good enough to get in got in, they would go to easier spots for them to rack up tricks easily. This isn't that kind of contest. This contest requires genuine talent and ability to skate whatever they put in front of these kids.

Basically, keep working on pivot fakies and next time don't talk so much shit on people who can skate shit you can't better than you ever will.

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Where are you skating at today gipper?

Not sure yet. Was thinking of a warm up session at stoner, then hitting up the spots at UCLA. Maybe after dark I'll hit up the 9 star ramp. I got a membership during the rain. Did you? I didn't see anybody who looked like you there. That tranny contest is not looking good for you man. How you doing getting footage for it? Or are you already coming up with excuses for why you failed?

Oh shit, just remembered USC and all of its spots. I drive past there almost every day for work, been meaning to hit that up. Either way, this sun is a blessing, and I'm gonna take it in. I'll let you know where I went tonight, I usually change my mind throughout the day.

[The Ghost of Lenny Kirk]

im just saying its not that ridiculous to go from seeing barletta do it to a beer can to applying the idea to a wine bottle.

nik is still one of the best skaters there. it sucks that the week hasnt been so good to him.

[sweets]

If the Gipper/COTG session happens, for the love of anything remotely good, post some footy.

[L33Tg33k]

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Hahaha Forrest is consistently one upping himself verbally, it's classic. There are gonna be insane video gabs and gifs of him biting into that piece of chicken and I think that will easily hold people off for the next episode.

[close]

here you go

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ABD by barletta on a beer can in tilt mode 3 bonus round

[close]

You can open a beer can with your fingers, a wine bottle requires some sort of corkscrew. Forrest was using ingenuity, it was a whole different thing than Louie's beer bro maneuver. You'll understand once you can drink.

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Nothing tight though. I don't even think they would've went to a lot of those spots if those dudes were there. It would be straight savagery.

[close]

So you aren't a troll and really do act like this? HAHAHA. You are a stupid and pathetic loser. Life must be hard for an angry moron like you.
 The dude who is asking for suggestions on how to do pivot fakies on a tiny mini ramp in another thread is going to talk shit on an ollie over a hip to nosegrind pop in on tight transition? HAHAHA. You can't skate tranny for shit, and this dude is ripping it, as well as every other spot they have been to. Forrest may have gotten some bangers, but in terms of number of spots he has skated, he is on the low end.
Also, they go to those spots because that's the type of shit people who aren't so cal losers like you and Forrest skate. It sounds like you are saying if the other people who weren't good enough to get in got in, they would go to easier spots for them to rack up tricks easily. This isn't that kind of contest. This contest requires genuine talent and ability to skate whatever they put in front of these kids.

Basically, keep working on pivot fakies and next time don't talk so much shit on people who can skate shit you can't better than you ever will.

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Where are you skating at today gipper?

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Not sure yet. Was thinking of a warm up session at stoner, then hitting up the spots at UCLA. Maybe after dark I'll hit up the 9 star ramp. I got a membership during the rain. Did you? I didn't see anybody who looked like you there. That tranny contest is not looking good for you man. How you doing getting footage for it? Or are you already coming up with excuses for why you failed?

Oh shit, just remembered USC and all of its spots. I drive past there almost every day for work, been meaning to hit that up. Either way, this sun is a blessing, and I'm gonna take it in. I'll let you know where I went tonight, I usually change my mind throughout the day.

Make out already.  The sexual tension is palpable.

[Gomez]

truth is i dont care who gets tricks or not, i think it's kind of shitty how the skater that clearly puts in the most effort and is the most memorable wont win (john wins right?). i remeber last years oiam, i swear that david kid shouldve won-he had the most memorable tricks/lines-what did tom do again?

dont get it twisted, i think all these guys are good skaters but this isn't some personality contest, i dont give a fuck what anyone says, the skating should speak for itself

damn i never followed oiam until this year, but i was watching last years episodes and david really killed it, chuy and dylan did too. i really didn't care for any of the tricks i saw tom doing other than that gap to 5050 that he didn't land. not sure how he won.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

He had the right complexion.

[grimcity]

If the Gipper/COTG session happens, for the love of anything remotely good, post some footy.

Motion seconded, the request is now law. If you two ever meet up, documentation by either of you, both of you, or a third party is Constitutionally required. It should also be front page Slap and automatically put in Classic. Gipper's definitely fun to skate with and bullshit with in real life, I'd bet money they'd both get along fine. Even if CotG is as contrarian in person as he is in text, you know that would just make it that much more fun of a session. Especially to watch, on video, as mandated by said law.

[CigaretteBeer]

Joe Brook has the attitude of a fat wannabe greaser rockabilly asshole and he looks very much like one as well. I felt uncomfortable when he was trying to force that guy to show his hurt elbow off.

 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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truth is i dont care who gets tricks or not, i think it's kind of shitty how the skater that clearly puts in the most effort and is the most memorable wont win (john wins right?). i remeber last years oiam, i swear that david kid shouldve won-he had the most memorable tricks/lines-what did tom do again?

dont get it twisted, i think all these guys are good skaters but this isn't some personality contest, i dont give a fuck what anyone says, the skating should speak for itself

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damn i never followed oiam until this year, but i was watching last years episodes and david really killed it, chuy and dylan did too. i really didn't care for any of the tricks i saw tom doing other than that gap to 5050 that he didn't land. not sure how he won.

What contest did you see? The one I saw Chuy got hurt day one and didn't do shit after that, and Tom got shit at every spot. David killed it too, but it was clearly between the two of them.

[Gomez]

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truth is i dont care who gets tricks or not, i think it's kind of shitty how the skater that clearly puts in the most effort and is the most memorable wont win (john wins right?). i remeber last years oiam, i swear that david kid shouldve won-he had the most memorable tricks/lines-what did tom do again?

dont get it twisted, i think all these guys are good skaters but this isn't some personality contest, i dont give a fuck what anyone says, the skating should speak for itself

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damn i never followed oiam until this year, but i was watching last years episodes and david really killed it, chuy and dylan did too. i really didn't care for any of the tricks i saw tom doing other than that gap to 5050 that he didn't land. not sure how he won.

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What contest did you see? The one I saw Chuy got hurt day one and didn't do shit after that, and Tom got shit at every spot. David killed it too, but it was clearly between the two of them.

he got clips each episode, maybe not as many clips as tom but definitely more memorable. i didn't see chuy getting hurt, maybe you're thinking of dylan who bruised his heel. but he kept getting good shit too. nick is really the only one who i'd say wasn't really productive.

[smokecrack]

Joe Brook has the attitude of a fat wannabe greaser rockabilly asshole and he looks very much like one as well. I felt uncomfortable when he was trying to force that guy to show his hurt elbow off.

co-sign. Chubs made me feel awkward & uncomfortable while i was watching the last episode.

[Gnarwhal]

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If the Gipper/COTG session happens, for the love of anything remotely good, post some footy.

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Motion seconded, the request is now law. If you two ever meet up, documentation by either of you, both of you, or a third party is Constitutionally required. It should also be front page Slap and automatically put in Classic. Gipper's definitely fun to skate with and bullshit with in real life, I'd bet money they'd both get along fine. Even if CotG is as contrarian in person as he is in text, you know that would just make it that much more fun of a session. Especially to watch, on video, as mandated by said law.

at glance i thought that was a picture of mango

[ASonUnique]

Forrest would love this.

[Tyroneshoelaces]

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If the Gipper/COTG session happens, for the love of anything remotely good, post some footy.

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Motion seconded, the request is now law. If you two ever meet up, documentation by either of you, both of you, or a third party is Constitutionally required. It should also be front page Slap and automatically put in Classic. Gipper's definitely fun to skate with and bullshit with in real life, I'd bet money they'd both get along fine. Even if CotG is as contrarian in person as he is in text, you know that would just make it that much more fun of a session. Especially to watch, on video, as mandated by said law.

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at glance i thought that was a picture of mango

HAHA thanks for the laugh

[Garth Marenghi]

If someone's hooking Mango up with ?S shoes I'm happy.

[slappyslap]

Mango is really really not funny 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Mango is hillarious. Take the stick out of your ass and lighten up and you'll laugh too.

[brent]

mango is not funny at all




p.s. for you information i'm a top!