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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1680 on: January 10, 2011, 08:43:24 AM »
Idk Forrest looks about the same height. That was probably the worst episode yet, quite a dud, it would've spiced things up a little if someone would've grinded the knobs off the rail, seems like a rail just about everyone coulda done something on.
forrest is like 5'6. john is like 6'0. I just noticed mango and forrest boards actually went the highest. I would've won that challenge because I'm taller than john. That was lame.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1681 on: January 10, 2011, 09:51:16 AM »
Please tell me you not gonna argue over the merits of a high sticker contest for a free ice cream.

I hope there's another episode soon, this one felt a bit light.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1682 on: January 10, 2011, 09:58:05 AM »
Isn't Gonzo the tallest of the bunch?

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1683 on: January 10, 2011, 10:02:38 AM »
i liked mattys wallride over the pole. would've been cool to see a fisheye shot of that.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1684 on: January 10, 2011, 10:43:43 AM »
really? you're not gonna even step inside the gates of the park just because you broke your ankle in it at some point? so fucking weak.
it's a skatepark, not your uncle-that-raped-you-when-you-were-7's basement.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1685 on: January 10, 2011, 10:52:36 AM »
^^^Yeah but 7 months is a long ass time to not skate. In essence, the skatepark did kind of butt rape him.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1686 on: January 10, 2011, 11:00:12 AM »
whatever man, just don't try the same shit you were when you fucked yourself over.
I'm all for superstitions and stuff, but i can't get down with that level of pussydom.
It was lame as fuck when Forrest didn't even bother trying to skate the flowershop, and its lame as fuck now that Matty wouldn't skate a skatepark.
they should both just focus their boards, hug shirtless, and feed each other Reynold's fruit while the rest of the gang leaves them behind.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1687 on: January 10, 2011, 11:01:36 AM »
i rolled my ankle pretty bad at that park too, but that was at night and i was high as fuck. my favorite trick in that sub par ep was definitely mattys wallride. i think john couldve done something else on that rail

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1688 on: January 10, 2011, 11:02:01 AM »
i got taken out for eight months at a park, and im pretty sure ill never go back to that piece of shit.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1689 on: January 10, 2011, 11:03:01 AM »
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Idk Forrest looks about the same height. That was probably the worst episode yet, quite a dud, it would've spiced things up a little if someone would've grinded the knobs off the rail, seems like a rail just about everyone coulda done something on.
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forrest is like 5'6. john is like 6'0. I just noticed mango and forrest boards actually went the highest. I would've won that challenge because I'm taller than john. That was lame.

Damn thanks for clarifying COTG, it's good to know that you got the specs of all the OIAM skaters. It's crazy to think Forrest and I are the same height, I'm pretty short, maybe his skating makes him look taller.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1690 on: January 10, 2011, 11:04:13 AM »
Maybe it's just me, but seems a little weird to go to a park with as many cool lines & obstacles as the SC park & spend the whole time ollieing off the top and skating the pipe.... woulda thought there'd be more footage from the "street" side of that place...

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1691 on: January 10, 2011, 11:07:05 AM »
that sucks geoff. you should go back and skate it. why let a park hold something over you like that? that's no different then when idiots throw their boards in a temper-tantrum when they can't land a trick. you're blaming the wrong source for your frustration and looking like a douche at the same time.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1692 on: January 10, 2011, 11:32:26 AM »
that sucks geoff. you should go back and skate it. why let a park hold something over you like that? that's no different then when idiots throw their boards in a temper-tantrum when they can't land a trick. you're blaming the wrong source for your frustration and looking like a douche at the same time.

well, i dont really like the park, so not much of a loss. if i liked it i would go back.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1693 on: January 10, 2011, 11:36:24 AM »
That was a bumm episode.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1694 on: January 10, 2011, 11:56:12 AM »
i'm going to assume this installment is to build up the next episode thats(hopefully) full of gnar.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1695 on: January 10, 2011, 12:08:18 PM »
i still dont get how john won

or how matty didnt make finals.

 if you were to clip all the shots everyone has gotten so far together, ruben matty and forrest would have pretty sick parts.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1696 on: January 10, 2011, 12:09:16 PM »
Matty's wallride was sick!

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1697 on: January 10, 2011, 12:11:15 PM »
the length of those episodes is perfectfor my daily cigarette.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1698 on: January 10, 2011, 01:56:28 PM »
So what ice cream did he choose?

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1699 on: January 10, 2011, 02:02:35 PM »
John looks like he's a man who enjoys his snoopy ice cream bars.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1700 on: January 10, 2011, 02:19:11 PM »
Does Nick just not skate anymore? That guy's just been super lame the whole time, other than that back tail at the ditch. He looks pretty tall, and seemed to carve around the flower shop okay, so not sure why he didn't even participate in the sticker contest. I was expecting it to be between him and John.

I agree that the way John just sort of stood up and stuck it on the wall while his board was at like 8:00 was pretty lame. Definitely used his height.

Not sure why everyone's saying John hasn't done shit. He's gotten something decent done at pretty much every spot, other than a couple of the hammer zones. He got that 180 over the rail in one of the first episodes, ripped the flowershop (although Matty had the best trick, IMO), did a couple sick tricks at the ditch, did that high ollie to 50 or 5-0 (can't remember) at the oakland diy spot, did the fakie ollie down the stairs that Forest bs heeled, and has done something at every spot since then other than clipper (I think). That 50 to tailslide at 3rd and army seems to have gone unnoticed, but was pretty dope, IMO.

Mango did some good shit in this one. Surprised he landed that drop at the park and Reuben didn't. Surprised no one's mentioned his " 'sup fag?" comment. I was expecting that to stir up some message board drama.

Is there anyway to give people "props" on here or whatever it's called? Because that thing sweatercuff said about the skatepark not being like your molesting uncle was fucking hilarious.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1701 on: January 10, 2011, 02:29:56 PM »

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1702 on: January 10, 2011, 02:45:46 PM »
Maybe it's just me, but seems a little weird to go to a park with as many cool lines & obstacles as the SC park & spend the whole time ollieing off the top and skating the pipe.... woulda thought there'd be more footage from the "street" side of that place...

I gotta admit I got my hopes up for some rad footage at that park also. big letdown. also nobody noticed that gonzo looked way more uncomfortable than Forrest on that sticker contest. and I think they probably took the winner to this bomb ass ice cream shop in santa cruz, its right when u get off highway 17 but I can't remember the name of it.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1703 on: January 10, 2011, 02:46:38 PM »
below screen grabs of everybody's carves at their peak. mango definitely came pretty close to john, but i'd say john edged him out by an inch or two. however, the way we worded it was "high sticker slap" and not "high carve", so john definitely takes it. in the next episode he talks about is height advantage in the sticker contest, but either way it's safe to say john won it fair and square.
the plan was to take the winner to marianne's ice cream in santa cruz, which really is the best, but the last spot we skated was far from there so we ended up going to mitchell's in SF on the way back, which is a close second. i believe he opted for the grasshopper pie- mint chocolate chip with oreos.

yeah, it sucked that rail had just been re-knobbed. we did not have a grinder and it would have been sketchy to do in the middle of the day anyhow, plus we were trying to get to a last spot by a certain time. that'll come in thursday's episode. anyhow, john's f/s board, matty's wallride and mango's lines all happened in about 5 minutes while we were getting ready to leave. it was cool they all happened spur of the moment.

as for nik, he kept falling on the same injuries over and over and getting re-hurt and bummed and he was just mostly over it because of that, which sucked. i had high hopes for him, but it just wasn't his week.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1704 on: January 10, 2011, 03:14:36 PM »
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1705 on: January 10, 2011, 03:51:41 PM »
Is the screen grab used for John the one he slid out on?

official retraction.



 
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1706 on: January 10, 2011, 04:09:36 PM »
maintenance, why is this thread still titled (ep. 12)?

details people.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1707 on: January 10, 2011, 05:41:07 PM »
Sure wasn't expecting Mango to ollie that gap, especially when Reuben couldn't

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1708 on: January 10, 2011, 05:46:21 PM »
maintenance, why is this thread still titled (ep. 12)?

details people.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 12)
« Reply #1709 on: January 10, 2011, 05:49:56 PM »
Sure wasn't expecting Mango to ollie that gap, especially when Reuben couldn't
I doubt either of them gave a shit, its a fucking drop ollie.
And John's wallride was pretty rad i thought, that screengrab makes it look even gnarlier, tippy toes, board sideways.  It's alot safer keeping your body tight and doing it the way everyone else was.