Author Topic: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (Read 278477 times)

SK8-N-WorshipSatan · « **Reply #2010 on:** January 16, 2011, 11:18:34 AM »

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do you skate everyday?
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Shouldn't you be a pro skater by now?
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If i was a dickriding clown, like yourself, I would definitely be sponsored.

Yeah man I bet you could have a video game made after you within two years. Your rock to fakies are sooooooooo gnarly.

koots · « **Reply #2011 on:** January 16, 2011, 11:36:15 AM »

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Mango clearly has an old school goofball vibe to him.

The dudes who first progressed skateboarding...all they way into the mid to late 90's were pretty much all goofs.

Skateboarding is built on being goofy....cool to not be cool etc.

On another note, I'mjust going to throw it out there, but Forest Edwards wouldn't have landed his 3 flip 50-50 at clipper if Reuben hadn't landed his trick first.

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you're fuckin regular

yeah....good one.

few123456789 · « **Reply #2012 on:** January 16, 2011, 12:42:32 PM »

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on January 15, 2011, 05:14:26 PM

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do you skate everyday?
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Shouldn't you be a pro skater by now?
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If i was a dickriding clown, like yourself, I would definitely be sponsored.

Serious question: If you're not just fucking around what's holding you back? I don't know how good at skating you really are because your footy is somewhat old except for the tranny shit, and people who skate every day progress pretty quickly.

Other life plans? Just wondering. I chose a different path at one point in my life.

ChildoftheGhetto · « **Reply #2013 on:** January 16, 2011, 12:52:39 PM »

I don't have a filmer, and I'm not a dick rider.

pizzafliptofakie · « **Reply #2014 on:** January 16, 2011, 01:42:34 PM »

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on January 16, 2011, 12:52:39 PM

I don't have a filmer, and I'm not a dick rider.

Forrest would beg to differ.

ChildoftheGhetto · « **Reply #2015 on:** January 16, 2011, 01:43:34 PM »

how am i dickriding forrest?

dankradschwag · « **Reply #2016 on:** January 16, 2011, 02:11:16 PM »

i just realized that reuben is 16 wtf? no way, his beard is more manly than mine and im 20...

todd rodd · « **Reply #2017 on:** January 16, 2011, 02:57:27 PM »

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on January 16, 2011, 12:52:39 PM

I don't have a filmer, and I'm not a dick rider.

you are so fucking gay that it's stupid.

you're always bring up dicks and homos.

go find forrest and get a room.

hekkahyphy · « **Reply #2018 on:** January 16, 2011, 03:38:46 PM »

This is the last week for episodes right? And then they announce the winner? Is it gonna just be ann episode or 2 this week?

Gnarwhal · « **Reply #2019 on:** January 16, 2011, 03:55:50 PM »

Quote from: hekkahyphy on January 16, 2011, 03:38:46 PM

This is the last week for episodes right? And then they announce the winner? Is it gonna just be ann episode or 2 this week?

i'm pretty sure that its two more episodes and the last one is january 29th

VictoriousOG · « **Reply #2020 on:** January 16, 2011, 05:06:48 PM »

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on January 15, 2011, 05:14:26 PM

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do you skate everyday?
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Shouldn't you be a pro skater by now?
[close]
If i was a dickriding clown, like yourself, I would definitely be sponsored.

Haha, ok.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #2021 on:** January 16, 2011, 06:08:01 PM »

nice comeback.

boyan · « **Reply #2022 on:** January 17, 2011, 07:41:09 AM »

so episode 16 will be posted today?

Joe Pesci · « **Reply #2023 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:06:57 AM »

this is some berrics style scheduling, and, quite frankly, i do not approve

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #2024 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:08:08 AM »

Quote from: dankradschwag on January 16, 2011, 02:11:16 PM

i just realized that reuben is 16 wtf? no way, his beard is more manly than mine and im 20...

I'm 22 and he grows a better beard than mine. Whiteley, check his ass for injection marks, this kid's juicin'.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #2025 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:14:37 AM »

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i just realized that reuben is 16 wtf? no way, his beard is more manly than mine and im 20...
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I'm 24 and he grows a better beard than mine. Whiteley, check his ass for injection marks, this kid's juicin'.

everypennyfedcar · « **Reply #2026 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:33:12 AM »

IskateBaker · « **Reply #2027 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:35:21 AM »

I love how in episode 16 everybody had something to say about forrest, they could have atleast told him instead of the cameras.

slosher · « **Reply #2028 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:35:33 AM »

heckler · « **Reply #2029 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:48:08 AM »

I wanna see more footage of Nik skating that park! And I actually felt a little bad for Forrest until he started talking.

vince the stud · « **Reply #2030 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:54:04 AM »

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on January 17, 2011, 08:48:08 AM

I wanna see more footage of Nik skating that park! And I actually felt a little bad for Forrest until he started talking.

stoked for john

props to matty, amazing style

Garth Marenghi · « **Reply #2031 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:54:29 AM »

Quote from: IskateBaker on January 17, 2011, 08:35:21 AM

I love how in episode 16 everybody had something to say about forrest, they could have atleast told him instead of the cameras.

Reality tv doesn't work that way.

grimcity · « **Reply #2032 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:56:47 AM »

Hope to see more Matty footage in the future. Dude's fucking fun to watch.

ROFLCOCKTOR · « **Reply #2033 on:** January 17, 2011, 08:59:29 AM »

Forrest is sick, his personality can be a little off but he probably hangs out with a bunch of dudes who are just like him so he rarely notices. I do find it weird how he can be so down with theotis but not realize while theo is really sick he didn't get where he is solely from ripping, theo seems like the nicest dude in america.

Also for COTG being nice doesn't equal dick riding in every scenario, or even the vast majority of scenarios. However being too nice for the sake of acceptance can be dick riding (though I personally don't think that everyone who is nice is being nice to be accepted, as that would be a jaded worldview).

heckler · « **Reply #2034 on:** January 17, 2011, 09:02:46 AM »

Is there another episode coming on Wednesday? I want to see Forrest bum P-Rod out.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #2035 on:** January 17, 2011, 09:07:03 AM »

sorry reuben, but that speech at the beginning was like at a beauty-pageant. "i want to save the world and be friends with everybody." i like nice guys, but that was a tad too much to be genuine.

strangefires · « **Reply #2036 on:** January 17, 2011, 09:07:26 AM »

rad episode

MaryhillVibe · « **Reply #2037 on:** January 17, 2011, 09:12:30 AM »

Says it all really...

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #2038 on:** January 17, 2011, 09:13:24 AM »

matty > forrest

to the people who said this contest was biased...
forrest made it into the top 3 being a complete cock, seems pretty unbiased to me.

Quote from: stlind on January 17, 2011, 09:07:03 AM

sorry reuben, but that speech at the beginning was like at a beauty-pageant. "i want to save the world and be friends with everybody." i like nice guys, but that was a tad too much to be genuine.

the kid is still a kid. he hasn't faced the harsh reality of life and those in it.....yet.

off topic,
does anyone else think that forrest is a slap member and lurks the shit out of all of COTG posts?
hes like a mirror image of his persona in every way. i wouldn't be surprised if he was one of the cockriders of cotg on the boards.

Najeeb · « **Reply #2039 on:** January 17, 2011, 09:22:16 AM »

Seeing that park footy of Nik reminded me why I was cheering for him before the contest started. He really came up short.

Author Topic: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (Read 278477 times)

SK8-N-WorshipSatan

few123456789

dankradschwag

hekkahyphy

VictoriousOG

Joe Pesci

Garth Marenghi

strangefires