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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2040 on: January 17, 2011, 09:27:22 AM »
Is there another episode coming on Wednesday? I want to see Forrest bum P-Rod out.
I want to see cotg's reaction to Paul being bummed on Forrest, its going to overload his mind, he can only dickride one!

Forrest smiling when Whiteley said he had a bad attitude was kind of hillarious.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2041 on: January 17, 2011, 09:28:06 AM »
i was really expecting matty to go on in the top 3, kind of a bummer.  hopefully he gets recognized from this and properly hooked up

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2042 on: January 17, 2011, 09:43:55 AM »
Kind of felt like Forrest was being scolded. I wonder if Mark and Joe bough Nik's plane ticket on the second day.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2043 on: January 17, 2011, 10:01:33 AM »
I love how in episode 16 everybody had something to say about forrest, they could have atleast told him instead of the cameras.

How do you know they didn't, just because it wasn't edited in? And for that matter, what is the above supposed to mean--that Forrest is too intimidating to say things to his face--that Nick dude looks like he'd break that little troll in half.

It takes far more effort to act like Forrest--meaning feel and act threatend by anything and anyone that is different than you--than it does to act like all of the rest of the dudes in this.

Some people are genuinely just content, and consequently everyday and everybody are a blessing, and are treated accordingly.

Forrest acts like the only way he can see himself, is in the eyes of other people, and to someone like this (of which there are a few in here), any amiability on someone else's part needs to be synonymous with "dickriding," because to acknowledge the goodness in other people's tolerance and open-mindedness, would be to say a bunch of gnarly things about oneself.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2044 on: January 17, 2011, 10:34:42 AM »
"i didn't come here to win" is the new "i didn't come here to make friends"
why even bother entering then?
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2045 on: January 17, 2011, 10:36:27 AM »
im glad forrest made it that far, i think matty should have too. thank god i dont have to see mango trying to act funny anymore. i love the fact that skateboarding has degenerated so much from its so called "punk rock" roots to the point where you have to smile and give each other flowers and reassurance constantly. who gives a shit about forrest's attitude. god damn. so hes a little cocky, hes young, get over it. these others guys are just saying please and thank you because their mommies told them to if they want something. i guarantee if they became pros, they wouldnt be nice to everyone they met. theyre just trying to say the right thing. i like the idea of this kind of contest, but i could do without the sanctimony. the shit whittely said to forrest should be said in private, out of respect. this isnt fucking project runway.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2046 on: January 17, 2011, 10:43:00 AM »
you gotta give respect to get respect. 
forrest hasn't shown anyone any kind of respect.

hes a little cocky?  his ego eclipses that of rappers and basketball players.     

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2047 on: January 17, 2011, 10:43:40 AM »
Forrest killed that VX, literally
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2048 on: January 17, 2011, 10:45:16 AM »
Forrest killed that VX, literally

not really trying, i guess.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2049 on: January 17, 2011, 10:47:52 AM »
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Forrest killed that VX, literally
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not really trying, i guess.

how much do you want to bet that he didn't even offer to fix it or replace it? 


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2050 on: January 17, 2011, 10:49:08 AM »
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Forrest killed that VX, literally
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not really trying, i guess.
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how much do you want to bet that he didn't even offer to fix it or replace it? 


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2051 on: January 17, 2011, 10:54:43 AM »
Well if the filmer wasn't a skinny little bitch maybe he could have held onto the camera. A fucking light breeze woulda knockedthe camera outta that dudes hand.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2052 on: January 17, 2011, 10:55:24 AM »
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I love how in episode 16 everybody had something to say about forrest, they could have atleast told him instead of the cameras.
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How do you know they didn't, just because it wasn't edited in? And for that matter, what is the above supposed to mean--that Forrest is too intimidating to say things to his face--that Nick dude looks like he'd break that little troll in half.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2053 on: January 17, 2011, 11:02:16 AM »
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Forrest killed that VX, literally
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not really trying, i guess.
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how much do you want to bet that he didn't even offer to fix it or replace it? 



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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2054 on: January 17, 2011, 11:03:02 AM »
You kind've expect an experienced filmer to not be in the way on an obstacle like that. I mean if you have the shot framed, you don't even need to be looking in the viewfinder (imho).

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2055 on: January 17, 2011, 11:09:16 AM »
looking at viewfinder makes shoot more steady, but it was his fault, not forrests. and the angle was super bad.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2056 on: January 17, 2011, 11:16:25 AM »
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2057 on: January 17, 2011, 11:24:22 AM »
matty was my favorite, sad to see forrest get picked over him

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2058 on: January 17, 2011, 11:30:06 AM »
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2059 on: January 17, 2011, 11:50:14 AM »
I wish Matty or Gonzo was in the final 3 instead of Forrest, but beggers cant be chosers

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2060 on: January 17, 2011, 11:51:46 AM »
HAHA gonzo's like "this guys a kook, imma ignore him"

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2061 on: January 17, 2011, 11:51:55 AM »
I think Forrest was kinda right about John, he is super sick, but dude, you are not Cardiel, flip it up, U cant break through in 2011 by doing frontside airs, do some kickflips dude...  But other than that, he is gnarly. And I think Matty should be in finals, he skated great, at almost every spot and has a great personality.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2062 on: January 17, 2011, 11:55:31 AM »
I think Forrest was kinda right about John, he is super sick, but dude, you are not Cardiel, flip it up, U cant break through in 2011 by doing frontside airs, do some kickflips dude...  But other than that, he is gnarly. And I think Matty should be in finals, he skated great, at almost every spot and has a great personality.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2063 on: January 17, 2011, 11:57:39 AM »
I'm glad Rueban and Forrest got in but I wish Matty was there too. Matty and Forest were my favorites from the competition.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2064 on: January 17, 2011, 12:03:06 PM »
I think Forrest was kinda right about John, he is super sick, but dude, you are not Cardiel, flip it up, U cant break through in 2011 by doing frontside airs, do some kickflips dude...  But other than that, he is gnarly. And I think Matty should be in finals, he skated great, at almost every spot and has a great personality.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2065 on: January 17, 2011, 12:04:55 PM »
God those critiques were hard to watch, think Whitley got a little power crazed telling people how they should improve there skating and there personalities.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2066 on: January 17, 2011, 12:05:08 PM »
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I love how in episode 16 everybody had something to say about forrest, they could have atleast told him instead of the cameras.
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How do you know they didn't, just because it wasn't edited in? And for that matter, what is the above supposed to mean--that Forrest is too intimidating to say things to his face--that Nick dude looks like he'd break that little troll in half.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2067 on: January 17, 2011, 12:23:57 PM »

Sounds like Jon never got over being left hanging by Forrest in episode 7.




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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2068 on: January 17, 2011, 12:37:06 PM »
God those critiques were hard to watch, think Whitley got a little power crazed telling people how they should improve there skating and there personalities.
When you keep in mind that the prize is becoming a representative of a company, I think it's pretty fair to make those critiques. It's not like Mark has no industry experience... he knows what he's talking about.

As far as the other dudes making negative comments about Forest, that's their thing but I'm not really into saying negative stuff on camera if the person isn't there. But that's the perception they had, and if Forest can vocalize that some of the dudes are weird (his opinion) it's fair enough that they'd think he's an ass (just another opinion). 
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 14)
« Reply #2069 on: January 17, 2011, 12:37:57 PM »
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I love how in episode 16 everybody had something to say about forrest, they could have atleast told him instead of the cameras.
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How do you know they didn't, just because it wasn't edited in? And for that matter, what is the above supposed to mean--that Forrest is too intimidating to say things to his face--that Nick dude looks like he'd break that little troll in half.

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Nigger...

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The book, Nigger, is written by Randall Kennedy, and is perhaps the starkest and most honest etymological study of the word "nigger" to date.

Kennedy (a black man, and educator at Harvard) argues against removing that word from Twain's books, as it will--among other things--be a form of revisionism that will distort a history that needs to be dealt with as honestly and meticulously as possible, so as to help to prevent it from happening again.

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