Official One In A Million 2010 Thread

[BriDen]

you don't skateboard, so you don't realize that hitting your head is something that you don't even have to think about, because chances are, it isn't going to happen.

It's not something YOU think about because YOU skate ledges most of the time. Not everybody skates the same way you do.

[Wesley Willis]

you don't skateboard, so you don't realize that hitting your head is something that you don't even have to think about, because chances are, it isn't going to happen to people who don't (can't) skate transition.

Is that what you meant to say?

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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you don't skateboard, so you don't realize that hitting your head is something that you don't even have to think about, because chances are, it isn't going to happen.

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It's not something YOU think about because YOU skate ledges most of the time. Not everybody skates the same way you do.

people rarely hit their heads skating anything. even transition. jake brown fell from like 4 stories to flat and still managed to not hit his head.

[Kevin Costner]

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Im kinda surprised Whitely has enough clout to get Prod involved in this contest.

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it was sponsored by mountain dew.

whiteley, please. get mountain dew to sell baja blast everywhere.

[Wesley Willis]

people rarely hit their heads skating anything. even transition. jake brown fell from like 4 stories to flat and still managed to not hit his head.

You're an idiot. 0:54. Edit: And the slow-mo version for your regular ass at 1:06.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

If he hit his head it was barely. look at the slo mo. Clown.

[Wesley Willis]

If he hit his head it was barely. look at the slo mo. Clown.

You cited the example, clown. He clearly hit his head.

[SK8-N-WorshipSatan]

If he hit his head it was barely. look at the slo mo. Clown.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Wesley Willis]

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If he hit his head it was barely. look at the slo mo. Clown.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dickrider.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

The second angle shows that he doesn't hit his head. actually i guess he did. but from 45 feet to flat, and got up and walked it off like 5 mins later. Like i said before, you're not hitting your head on a regular basis, and even then, it's not always life threatening, or even session threatening for that matter.

[Wesley Willis]

The second angle shows that he doesn't hit his head.

Whatever. You still suck at transition. And you may need some glasses.

[SK8-N-WorshipSatan]

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If he hit his head it was barely. look at the slo mo. Clown.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dickrider.

Nah just laughing that COTG would say "barely hit your head after a 4 story drop" he clearly hit his head and I bet it didn't feel good

[Wesley Willis]

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If he hit his head it was barely. look at the slo mo. Clown.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dickrider.

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Nah just laughing that COTG would say "barely hit your head after a 4 story drop" he clearly hit his head and I bet it didn't feel good

LOL. Ok, an apology to you.

[Wesley Willis]

The second angle shows that he doesn't hit his head. actually i guess he did. but from 45 feet to flat, and got up and walked it off like 5 mins later. Like i said before, you're not hitting your head on a regular basis, and even then, it's not always life threatening, or even session threatening for that matter.

Keep talking, moron. They kept his ass in the hospital for 3 days for observation. Just stfu while you're ahead.

Edit: Ahhh, deleted your post while I was replying. You must have some fast google skills to double-check your facts. Use them before opening your mouth next time.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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The second angle shows that he doesn't hit his head.

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Whatever. You still suck at transition. And you may need some glasses.

I highly doubt you're better than me at transition, and skateboarding in general. and even if you are(better at transition, no way in hell you're better than me at real skateboarding), you still suck at for how long you've been skating it.

[Wesley Willis]

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The second angle shows that he doesn't hit his head.

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Whatever. You still suck at transition. And you may need some glasses.

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I highly doubt you're better than me at transition, and skateboarding in general. and even if you are(better at transition, no way in hell you're better than me at real skateboarding), you still suck at for how long you've been skating it.

Keep talking. Did you ever pay off that $100 from the last time your mouth wrote a check your ass couldn't cash?

[ChildoftheGhetto]

HAHAHAHa if I would have taken a year of transition everyday it wouldn't have even been a challenge. i think i did good for only having footage from literally 7 days 1 hour a day of transition. that's basically one day of my normal skating.

[Belligerent Irish Cop]

COTG does have a point, I've been skating like 11 years now and never really hit my head hard enough to really do anything to me. It seems like people usually smack their domes skating handrails.

[Wesley Willis]

HAHAHAHa if I would have taken a year of transition everyday it wouldn't have even been a challenge. i think i did good for only having footage from literally 7 days 1 hour a day of transition. that's basically one day of my normal skating.

You're an idiot.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA exactly.

[IskateBaker]

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The second angle shows that he doesn't hit his head. actually i guess he did. but from 45 feet to flat, and got up and walked it off like 5 mins later. Like i said before, you're not hitting your head on a regular basis, and even then, it's not always life threatening, or even session threatening for that matter.

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Keep talking, moron. They kept his ass in the hospital for 3 days for observation. Just stfu while you're ahead.

Edit: Ahhh, deleted your post while I was replying. You must have some fast google skills to double-check your facts. Use them before opening your mouth next time.

Lol this idiot doesnt realize how things go on here, you never win an argument against COTG, why even try

[Wesley Willis]

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The second angle shows that he doesn't hit his head. actually i guess he did. but from 45 feet to flat, and got up and walked it off like 5 mins later. Like i said before, you're not hitting your head on a regular basis, and even then, it's not always life threatening, or even session threatening for that matter.

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Keep talking, moron. They kept his ass in the hospital for 3 days for observation. Just stfu while you're ahead.

Edit: Ahhh, deleted your post while I was replying. You must have some fast google skills to double-check your facts. Use them before opening your mouth next time.

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Lol this idiot doesnt realize how things go on here, you never win an argument against COTG, why even try

Looks like this idiot did this time. 

[shouldn't]

can't be the guy that's not scared to bomb hills into buildings but, the guy that's too scared to hit his head at the same time. sorry

[ChildoftheGhetto]

you still lose, because at the end of the day, people still rarely hit their heads. and to me, it didn't look like he hit his head in the second angle.

can't be the guy that's not scared to bomb hills into buildings but, the guy that's too scared to hit his head at the same time. sorry

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Wesley Willis]

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people rarely hit their heads skating anything. even transition. jake brown fell from like 4 stories to flat and still managed to not hit his head.

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You're an idiot. 0:54. Edit: And the slow-mo version for your regular ass at 1:06.

I think even the Soviet judge would say he hit his fucking head. You're an idiot.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

to me it looked like it barely tapped if anything from the second angle, but i was wrong. and you'll still never be as good as I am at skateboarding.

[Wesley Willis]

to me it looked like it barely tapped if anything from the second angle, but i was wrong. and you'll still never be as good as I am at skateboarding.

So they just kept him in the hospital for 3 days for kicks.
Change the subject since you know you just got served.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

he broke ribs and messed up his back.

[Lurkenstock]

I'LL TAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD ABOUT AGAIN? FOR FIVE HUNDRED.

[Wesley Willis]

he broke ribs and messed up his back.

Yes, and bounced his melon.