Official One In A Million 2010 Thread

[Wesley Willis]

I'LL TAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD ABOUT AGAIN? FOR FIVE HUNDRED.

Sorry, got trolled in...
Forrest was a one-dimensional hucker. For anyone entering next time, make a mental note: One-dimensional, uncreative huckers (who also act like assholes) don't win.

[alittleethnicsong]

This acquaintance that used to come into one of the skate-shops that I worked at, was unrecognizably inebriated one night at this club--we'll call him John...John Farkwarsin.

John was staggeringly fucked-up before he even walked in the club that night, and every time I'd see him throughout the evening he would have a new drink in his hand.

Aside from stinking like a motherfucker, and wanting to hug and bro the fuck down with any of us that he knew, and the dudes he was with, John tried to start at least--literally--like a dozen fights that night...

...but, his boys, and those of us that knew him managed to keep him from being beaten--often, nearly at our own expense.

Towards the end of the night, I realized I hadn't seen him in a good hour or so. So when I go in to the bathroom to take a leak close to closing time, I find John in the mens room...

...the dudes he came with were nowhere to be seen, and had obviously left him, and John was passed out cold, sitting on toilet, in a stall with no door on it, with no shirt on, and his pants and underwear around his ankles.

Dude had thrown up all over himself, and shit his pants, and shit all over the stall.

Next to him on the floor, was his wallet.

I looked in it, and there was a fifty dollar bill.

I took it.

[Kevin Costner]

This acquaintance that used to come into one of the skate-shops that I worked at, was unrecognizably inebriated one night at this club--we'll call him John...John Farkwarsin.

John was staggeringly fucked-up before he even walked in the club that night, and every time I'd see him throughout the evening he would have a new drink in his hand.

Aside from stinking like a motherfucker, and wanting to hug and bro the fuck down with any of us that he knew, and the dudes he was with, John tried to start at least--literally--like a dozen fights that night...

...but, his boys, and those of us that knew him managed to keep him from being beaten--often, nearly at our own expense.

Towards the end of the night, I realized I hadn't seen him in a good hour or so. So when I go in to the bathroom to take a leak close to closing time, I find John in the mens room...

...the dudes he came with were nowhere to be seen, and had obviously left him, and John was passed out cold, sitting on toilet, in a stall with no door on it, with no shirt on, and his pants and underwear around his ankles.

Dude had thrown up all over himself, and shit his pants, and shit all over the stall.

Next to him on the floor, was his wallet.

I looked in it, and there was a fifty dollar bill.

I took it.

You are so cool, will you be my dad?

[kilgore.]

*wonders why he ever leaves the Whatever section*

[SK8-N-WorshipSatan]

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If he hit his head it was barely. look at the slo mo. Clown.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dickrider.

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Nah just laughing that COTG would say "barely hit your head after a 4 story drop" he clearly hit his head and I bet it didn't feel good

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LOL. Ok, an apology to you.

Dickrider.

[Wesley Willis]

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If he hit his head it was barely. look at the slo mo. Clown.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Dickrider.

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Nah just laughing that COTG would say "barely hit your head after a 4 story drop" he clearly hit his head and I bet it didn't feel good

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LOL. Ok, an apology to you.

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Dickrider.

HAHAHA! Fair enough... 

[kappin]

Hahaha COTG doesn't hit his head because he's doing nollie noseslides on foot high ledges. None of that fake skateboarding (anything actually interesting)

[idealhandmades]

I'm sorry i even tried to tell no comply that i thought it was rad that he still skated with staples in his head, just like "big john"

but to those who think no one hits their heads skating just because you personally haven't tell that to mumford. seems like he hits his every time an ads due.


and to those that think they can win an argument with cotg, do yourself a favor and don't even bother. facts or no facts, you aren't going to get him to break down and buy you an ice cream anytime soon.
and the slap forums are better because of his unwavering opinions and ego.
this place would suck without it.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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what i'm saying is if forrest's "bad" attitude matters so much as to why you
practically refuse to acknowledge his performance in the competition, then
treat the industry like one in a million and people like peabody and sean
shouldn't get awarded either.

you can't say its arbitrary that they are asshole because they rip potrero
and then turn around and say forrest didn't deserve to win because
he was an asshole. it doesn't make any sense.

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Again, I didn't say those dudes deserve anything, I'm not sure what their assholeness would be arbitrary in relation to.

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come on man. don't play semantics with me. you're smarter than that.
i can pull example after example until i move away from my original
point which will lead to you attacking all of the arguments that are only
presented as support. why don't we skip that whole ordeal?

the fact of the matter is you and everyone else knows that there are
people with bad attitudes who have achieved some level of recognition,
success, notoriety, etc... forrest isn't the first and certainly won't be the last.
the reason i bring any of this up is because its ridiculous to say he didn't
deserve to win a contest which is judged or actually SHOULD HAVE been
judged based on his skateboarding.

you aren't going to make a thread about some dudes skating potrero,
whose title basically suggested anyone who watches it should cower
in the shadow of their ability, yet exclude the fact that they can
be scumbags who think because of their skating they are entitled
to some kind of proverbial throne which happens to placed on top of the
hill at potrero.

i don't want to go on arguing this forever because it can easily go that route
but for someone who has lived in san francisco or california and seen first
hand people in the industry, you of all people should know that a person's
attitude doesn't always matter. if anything it rarely matters.
skaters can be completely fucking full of themselves and have an army of followers.
prime example: your thread dedicated to the guys skating potrero.

don't attack some random fucking dude in a contest when there are way worse
perpetrators of the "bad attitude" approach. its just petty.
the kid rips, end of story. if his attitude is so bad then he wont make anything happen
and that will be the end of it but does it mean he didn't deserve to win the contest.
in my very very very humble opinion (which i reserved for weeks) absolutely not.

Don't project your opinions onto me. I obviously don't share them, so acting like I am lying or hypocritical for disagreeing with you is stupid. You got your opinions? That's fine. Share them. Disagree with me all you want, just don't act like I'm being insincere.
Forrest was a dipshit gap hucker.
The guys I posted actually are interesting dipshits.

[Wesley Willis]

and to those that think they can win an argument with cotg, do yourself a favor and don't even bother. facts or no facts, you aren't going to get him to break down and buy you an ice cream anytime soon.
and the slap forums are better because of his unwavering opinions and ego.
this place would suck without it.

2+2=5.
Gotcha.
Fuck that, when he's wrong he's wrong. I'll give him credit for admitting it, though.

[camocan]

2+2= Im going to come to your house and stab you in the neck reapedtly COTG THEN iM GONNA FUCK YO MAMMA.

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what i'm saying is if forrest's "bad" attitude matters so much as to why you
practically refuse to acknowledge his performance in the competition, then
treat the industry like one in a million and people like peabody and sean
shouldn't get awarded either.

you can't say its arbitrary that they are asshole because they rip potrero
and then turn around and say forrest didn't deserve to win because
he was an asshole. it doesn't make any sense.

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Again, I didn't say those dudes deserve anything, I'm not sure what their assholeness would be arbitrary in relation to.

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come on man. don't play semantics with me. you're smarter than that.
i can pull example after example until i move away from my original
point which will lead to you attacking all of the arguments that are only
presented as support. why don't we skip that whole ordeal?

the fact of the matter is you and everyone else knows that there are
people with bad attitudes who have achieved some level of recognition,
success, notoriety, etc... forrest isn't the first and certainly won't be the last.
the reason i bring any of this up is because its ridiculous to say he didn't
deserve to win a contest which is judged or actually SHOULD HAVE been
judged based on his skateboarding.

you aren't going to make a thread about some dudes skating potrero,
whose title basically suggested anyone who watches it should cower
in the shadow of their ability, yet exclude the fact that they can
be scumbags who think because of their skating they are entitled
to some kind of proverbial throne which happens to placed on top of the
hill at potrero.

i don't want to go on arguing this forever because it can easily go that route
but for someone who has lived in san francisco or california and seen first
hand people in the industry, you of all people should know that a person's
attitude doesn't always matter. if anything it rarely matters.
skaters can be completely fucking full of themselves and have an army of followers.
prime example: your thread dedicated to the guys skating potrero.

don't attack some random fucking dude in a contest when there are way worse
perpetrators of the "bad attitude" approach. its just petty.
the kid rips, end of story. if his attitude is so bad then he wont make anything happen
and that will be the end of it but does it mean he didn't deserve to win the contest.
in my very very very humble opinion (which i reserved for weeks) absolutely not.

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Don't project your opinions onto me. I obviously don't share them, so acting like I am lying or hypocritical for disagreeing with you is stupid. You got your opinions? That's fine. Share them. Disagree with me all you want, just don't act like I'm being insincere.
Forrest was a dipshit gap hucker.
The guys I posted actually are interesting dipshits.

you're the typical tranny skater huh... you can do like 3 stall tricks so you think you're the shit & that you can be bitter towards people that skate different shit then you.... that's seriously the worst person, the dude that doesn't like people that skate shit he can't skate. you are the crybaby sir.

[finknoos]

just saw the add for this in the most recent thrasher and laughed so hard, where forrest is doing a sw tre down the double set and theres a caption saying "i ate a fucking apple, reynolds eats fruit" too jokes

[lawnguyland]

to me it looked like it barely tapped if anything from the second angle, but i was wrong. and you'll still never be as good as I am at skateboarding.

The fact that you where the sperm that won the race seriously baffles me.

[grimcity]

Slap Pals Barney Edition of OIAM, plz. Capture the rest of skating's multimedia consuming demographic!

[idealhandmades]

Slap Pals Barney Edition of OIAM, plz. Capture the rest of skating's multimedia consuming demographic!

I'm in.

[LesbianPUNCH]

I was rooting for Reuban, but eh, it was pretty close.  I just dug the dudes attitude, and he basically stepped to every spot with a banger. 

[mcpeepants]

win or lose Looben is hapee, like ze hippo.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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what i'm saying is if forrest's "bad" attitude matters so much as to why you
practically refuse to acknowledge his performance in the competition, then
treat the industry like one in a million and people like peabody and sean
shouldn't get awarded either.

you can't say its arbitrary that they are asshole because they rip potrero
and then turn around and say forrest didn't deserve to win because
he was an asshole. it doesn't make any sense.

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Again, I didn't say those dudes deserve anything, I'm not sure what their assholeness would be arbitrary in relation to.

[close]

come on man. don't play semantics with me. you're smarter than that.
i can pull example after example until i move away from my original
point which will lead to you attacking all of the arguments that are only
presented as support. why don't we skip that whole ordeal?

the fact of the matter is you and everyone else knows that there are
people with bad attitudes who have achieved some level of recognition,
success, notoriety, etc... forrest isn't the first and certainly won't be the last.
the reason i bring any of this up is because its ridiculous to say he didn't
deserve to win a contest which is judged or actually SHOULD HAVE been
judged based on his skateboarding.

you aren't going to make a thread about some dudes skating potrero,
whose title basically suggested anyone who watches it should cower
in the shadow of their ability, yet exclude the fact that they can
be scumbags who think because of their skating they are entitled
to some kind of proverbial throne which happens to placed on top of the
hill at potrero.

i don't want to go on arguing this forever because it can easily go that route
but for someone who has lived in san francisco or california and seen first
hand people in the industry, you of all people should know that a person's
attitude doesn't always matter. if anything it rarely matters.
skaters can be completely fucking full of themselves and have an army of followers.
prime example: your thread dedicated to the guys skating potrero.

don't attack some random fucking dude in a contest when there are way worse
perpetrators of the "bad attitude" approach. its just petty.
the kid rips, end of story. if his attitude is so bad then he wont make anything happen
and that will be the end of it but does it mean he didn't deserve to win the contest.
in my very very very humble opinion (which i reserved for weeks) absolutely not.

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Don't project your opinions onto me. I obviously don't share them, so acting like I am lying or hypocritical for disagreeing with you is stupid. You got your opinions? That's fine. Share them. Disagree with me all you want, just don't act like I'm being insincere.
Forrest was a dipshit gap hucker.
The guys I posted actually are interesting dipshits.

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you're the typical tranny skater huh... you can do like 3 stall tricks so you think you're the shit & that you can be bitter towards people that skate different shit then you.... that's seriously the worst person, the dude that doesn't like people that skate shit he can't skate. you are the crybaby sir.

nope. I skate everything, your friend, who lost, doesn't. Keep crying about it dude.

[walrus]

win or lose Looben is hapee, like ze hippo.

aha along came polly is a pretty good movie

[Omamori]

HAHAHAHa if I would have taken a year of transition everyday it wouldn't have even been a challenge. i think i did good for only having footage from literally 7 days 1 hour a day of transition. that's basically one day of my normal skating.

How are you able to skate that long on a regular basis? Do you have a job, go to school, etc?

[ChildoftheGhetto]

I'm dedicated.

[finknoos]

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HAHAHAHa if I would have taken a year of transition everyday it wouldn't have even been a challenge. i think i did good for only having footage from literally 7 days 1 hour a day of transition. that's basically one day of my normal skating.

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How are you able to skate that long on a regular basis? Do you have a job, go to school, etc?

thats what ive wondered, he skates "6 hours a day, every day" yet hes on here...all day

[Donkey Lips]

COTG for OIAM contest next year. Not as a contestant, but as one of the chair dudes at the end of the day.

[Omamori]

I'm dedicated.

I'm well aware, but my question was...do you have any responsibilities (job, family, etc)?

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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I'm dedicated.

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I'm well aware, but my question was...do you have any responsibilities (job, family, etc)?

my only responsibility is going out and getting good at skating.

[Omamori]

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I'm dedicated.

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I'm well aware, but my question was...do you have any responsibilities (job, family, etc)?

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my only responsibility is going out and getting good at skating.

So you have no job, school, etc.

I understand how you can skate so much. Are you planning on releasing any footage soon?

[finknoos]

COTG for OIAM contest next year. Not as a contestant, but as one of the chair dudes at the end of the day.

that would be quality, just imagine... "HAHAHA youre an idiot, you only skated 4 hours today, and you didnt do any NBD's YOU SUCK"

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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I'm dedicated.

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I'm well aware, but my question was...do you have any responsibilities (job, family, etc)?

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my only responsibility is going out and getting good at skating.

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So you have no job, school, etc.

I understand how you can skate so much. Are you planning on releasing any footage soon?

I was skating that much when i had a job. you guys just make excuses. there's no reason you shouldn't be able to skate 3+ hours a day. probably not, I don't know any filmers on a super personal level to where they would go the places i wanted to go except my homie, and he doesn't skate that often. I just want to be good at skating.

[alittleethnicsong]

black people don't smile when they're getting their picture taken.

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