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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #60 on: December 24, 2010, 04:51:18 AM »
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why fuck with a wash cloth if you had a bar of soap?
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Once, In 7th grade, I brought my shower supplies for football and the black kid with the locker next to me flipped his shit because I planned on showering sans washcloth. In his words, it was "disgusting" to put the bar of soap directly on your skin? As a whiteboy, I've never understood the phenomenon myself, but most of my black friends over the years have confirmed that they used washcloths growing up.

i guess he was planning to bum your soap which seems weirder to me than not fucking with an unneeded wash cloth. that's some straight bitch shit if you ask me. it's like peeing sitting down. sure it might be a little cleaner but what man is going to do something like that when we were blessed with the ability to piss standing? i'm probably showing my "whiteness" here but do people who feel this way about soap have only one bar of soap in their house and only one bathroom or some shit? i mean soap is pretty fucking cheap, why share?

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #61 on: December 24, 2010, 05:05:38 AM »
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why fuck with a wash cloth if you had a bar of soap?
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I'm thinking the same thing.
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Once, In 7th grade, I brought my shower supplies for football and the black kid with the locker next to me flipped his shit because I planned on showering sans washcloth. In his words, it was "disgusting" to put the bar of soap directly on your skin? As a whiteboy, I've never understood the phenomenon myself, but most of my black friends over the years have confirmed that they used washcloths growing up.
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i guess he was planning to bum your soap which seems weirder to me than not fucking with an unneeded wash cloth. that's some straight bitch shit if you ask me. it's like peeing sitting down. sure it might be a little cleaner but what man is going to do something like that when we were blessed with the ability to piss standing? i'm probably showing my "whiteness" here but do people who feel this way about soap have only one bar of soap in their house and only one bathroom or some shit? i mean soap is pretty fucking cheap, why share?

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #62 on: December 24, 2010, 11:10:18 AM »
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why fuck with a wash cloth if you had a bar of soap?
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I'm thinking the same thing.
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Once, In 7th grade, I brought my shower supplies for football and the black kid with the locker next to me flipped his shit because I planned on showering sans washcloth. In his words, it was "disgusting" to put the bar of soap directly on your skin? As a whiteboy, I've never understood the phenomenon myself, but most of my black friends over the years have confirmed that they used washcloths growing up.
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i guess he was planning to bum your soap which seems weirder to me than not fucking with an unneeded wash cloth. that's some straight bitch shit if you ask me. it's like peeing sitting down. sure it might be a little cleaner but what man is going to do something like that when we were blessed with the ability to piss standing? i'm probably showing my "whiteness" here but do people who feel this way about soap have only one bar of soap in their house and only one bathroom or some shit? i mean soap is pretty fucking cheap, why share?
You know damn well there's only one soap in the bathroom. Well two if you count the sink, but one in the shower/tub. And even if you do have separate soaps for everyone in your house, don't try to make it like that shit is normal.


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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #63 on: December 24, 2010, 11:16:45 AM »
Fuck that bar of soap shit, haven't fucked with bars of soap in years it's all about that body wash and a big ol' loofah!

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #64 on: December 24, 2010, 11:19:15 AM »

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #65 on: December 24, 2010, 11:33:42 AM »
I lived with 2 black dudes my freshman year of college. One time I put an extra loaf of bread in the freezer so it wouldn't go bad, they thought that shit was ridiculous.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #66 on: December 24, 2010, 01:40:21 PM »
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why fuck with a wash cloth if you had a bar of soap?
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I'm thinking the same thing.
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Once, In 7th grade, I brought my shower supplies for football and the black kid with the locker next to me flipped his shit because I planned on showering sans washcloth. In his words, it was "disgusting" to put the bar of soap directly on your skin? As a whiteboy, I've never understood the phenomenon myself, but most of my black friends over the years have confirmed that they used washcloths growing up.
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i guess he was planning to bum your soap which seems weirder to me than not fucking with an unneeded wash cloth. that's some straight bitch shit if you ask me. it's like peeing sitting down. sure it might be a little cleaner but what man is going to do something like that when we were blessed with the ability to piss standing? i'm probably showing my "whiteness" here but do people who feel this way about soap have only one bar of soap in their house and only one bathroom or some shit? i mean soap is pretty fucking cheap, why share?
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You know damn well there's only one soap in the bathroom. Well two if you count the sink, but one in the shower/tub. And even if you do have separate soaps for everyone in your house, don't try to make it like that shit is normal.

It is normal, but then again I'm white.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #67 on: December 24, 2010, 01:45:38 PM »
Oh and my vietnamese friend Dzu is 100% convinced that drinking milk while eating spaghetti is about the whitest thing you can do.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #68 on: December 24, 2010, 01:59:16 PM »
Oh and my vietnamese friend Dzu is 100% convinced that drinking milk while eating spaghetti is about the whitest thing you can do.
You tell him that I don't want to, but I WILL start a "Things that make you look like an American Imperialist" thread if I have to!

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #69 on: December 24, 2010, 02:04:47 PM »
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why fuck with a wash cloth if you had a bar of soap?
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I'm thinking the same thing.
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Once, In 7th grade, I brought my shower supplies for football and the black kid with the locker next to me flipped his shit because I planned on showering sans washcloth. In his words, it was "disgusting" to put the bar of soap directly on your skin? As a whiteboy, I've never understood the phenomenon myself, but most of my black friends over the years have confirmed that they used washcloths growing up.
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i guess he was planning to bum your soap which seems weirder to me than not fucking with an unneeded wash cloth. that's some straight bitch shit if you ask me. it's like peeing sitting down. sure it might be a little cleaner but what man is going to do something like that when we were blessed with the ability to piss standing? i'm probably showing my "whiteness" here but do people who feel this way about soap have only one bar of soap in their house and only one bathroom or some shit? i mean soap is pretty fucking cheap, why share?
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You know damn well there's only one soap in the bathroom. Well two if you count the sink, but one in the shower/tub. And even if you do have separate soaps for everyone in your house, don't try to make it like that shit is normal.

parents always had their own bathroom and growing up it was just me and my sister sharing a bathroom so different bars of soap, girly soap and the man stick. even assuming one bar of soap, if soap actually cleans, then how can a bar of soap be dirty? even if there are pubes on it, they'd be clean as fuck considering they got there by getting scrubbed off someone with a bar of soap. but i've never seen pubes stuck to a bar of soap so i'm not sure how that works.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #70 on: December 24, 2010, 03:09:08 PM »
Using only bar soap is gross.  Why would you put something on your face that you just rubbed on your ass and balls?  That is considering you wash you ass, balls, and face.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #71 on: December 24, 2010, 03:17:15 PM »
Using only bar soap is gross.?  Why would you put something on your face that you just rubbed on your ass and balls??  That is considering you wash you ass, balls, and face.
Start of with your face and move your way down. By the time you reach your feet the soap that washed your ass and penis is gone.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #72 on: December 24, 2010, 08:43:19 PM »
Using a straight bar of soap is hairy, literally, pubes collect real fast and stay there. Team Loofa over here.
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #73 on: December 24, 2010, 10:05:02 PM »
body sponge + body wash = body clean

exfoliate while your face while you're at it.  I recommend St. Ive's...

epsom salt mixed with your normal face wash is awesome too.

throw a little astringent in there.

wash your pillow cover and sheets often.

don't be afraid to moisturize.

wipe your butt.


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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #74 on: December 24, 2010, 10:41:19 PM »
talking bout how you get clean and what soaps s you use is shit i hear my little sister talking about.  you "guys"  (term used looser then dawons front truck) are for real a buncHA BITCHES.  real men use lava soap and sandpaper to get clean.

ahahahahahaaha body wash and a loofa!???? GAY!  you gay!
 and bitches like the way i smell so dont feel weird  if we meet and you like me. bitch

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #75 on: December 24, 2010, 10:48:13 PM »
talking bout how you get clean and what soaps s you use is shit i hear my little sister talking about.?  you "guys"?  (term used looser then dawons front truck) are for real a buncHA BITCHES.?  real men use lava soap and sandpaper to get clean.

ahahahahahaaha body wash and a loofa!???? GAY!?  you gay!
 and bitches like the way i smell so dont feel weird?  if we meet and you like me. bitch

bitches might like the way you smell, but I'm pretty sure women don't.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #76 on: December 24, 2010, 11:04:28 PM »
Using only bar soap is gross.  Why would you put something on your face that you just rubbed on your ass and balls?  That is considering you wash you ass, balls, and face.
Correct Jimmy if he's wrong, but wouldn't the same be true if you used a washcloth?

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #77 on: December 24, 2010, 11:06:26 PM »
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talking bout how you get clean and what soaps s you use is shit i hear my little sister talking about.?  you "guys"?  (term used looser then dawons front truck) are for real a buncHA BITCHES.?  real men use lava soap and sandpaper to get clean.

ahahahahahaaha body wash and a loofa!???? GAY!?  you gay!
 and bitches like the way i smell so dont feel weird?  if we meet and you like me. bitch
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bitches might like the way you smell, but I'm pretty sure women don't.


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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #78 on: December 25, 2010, 04:56:30 PM »
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Using only bar soap is gross.  Why would you put something on your face that you just rubbed on your ass and balls?  That is considering you wash you ass, balls, and face.
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Correct Jimmy if he's wrong, but wouldn't the same be true if you used a washcloth?
Jimmy needs not be corrected.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #80 on: December 25, 2010, 05:22:59 PM »
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Using only bar soap is gross.  Why would you put something on your face that you just rubbed on your ass and balls?  That is considering you wash you ass, balls, and face.
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Correct Jimmy if he's wrong, but wouldn't the same be true if you used a washcloth?

Nah you only use a washcloth once per wash.  Start at face work your way down, then you throw the shit in the washing machine.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #81 on: December 25, 2010, 05:29:50 PM »
Using only bar soap is gross.  Why would you put something on your face that you just rubbed on your ass and balls?  That is considering you wash you ass, balls, and face.

A bar of soap is for your body, and face wash is for your face. I'm Filipino and this thread is the first time i've heard of using a washcloth. Are you really afraid of something you use to clean yourself being dirty? Do you only use one side of your towel for your face and the other for your ass? If you're worried about that then you didn't thoroughly clean yourself.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #82 on: December 25, 2010, 06:30:45 PM »
^ See above post

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #83 on: December 25, 2010, 07:19:08 PM »
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A WHITEBOY

washing your washcloth after every shower

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE A WHITEBOY

having multiple washcloth's

addendum :

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BLACK BOY

worrying about ball stank on something you clean yourself with
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:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #84 on: December 25, 2010, 07:24:21 PM »
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A WHITEBOY

washing your washcloth after every shower

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE A WHITEBOY

having multiple washcloth's


That shit made me fucking laugh hard.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #85 on: December 25, 2010, 07:30:10 PM »
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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A WHITEBOY

washing your washcloth after every shower

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE A WHITEBOY

having multiple washcloth's
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That shit made me fucking laugh hard.

yall some nasty niggas, you gonna put your own ball stank on your face?  how you gonna go skate all day get your ass all sweaty get in a shower put some soap on ya washcloth and scrub your face and dick then get in the shower the next day and put your same dick stank back on your face.  thats even grosser than using bar soap which is also fucking disgusting.  white people need to get with it.
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #86 on: December 25, 2010, 07:34:59 PM »
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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A WHITEBOY

washing your washcloth after every shower

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE A WHITEBOY

having multiple washcloth's
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That shit made me fucking laugh hard.
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yall some nasty niggas, you gonna put your own ball stank on your face?  how you gonna go skate all day get your ass all sweaty get in a shower put some soap on ya washcloth and scrub your face and dick then get in the shower the next day and put your same dick stank back on your face.  thats even grosser than using bar soap which is also fucking disgusting.  white people need to get with it.

Exactly.  I thought this shit was common knowledge and I'm fucking white.  Why the fuck would you put something that you scrubbed your junk with on other parts of your body?  That shit is disgusting.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #87 on: December 25, 2010, 07:37:24 PM »
People who use bar soap are closet fags looking to get raped.

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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #88 on: December 25, 2010, 07:40:17 PM »
for the record, i align myself with the loofah/body wash crew. we know exfoliation, intense scrubs, and clean as fuck loofahs after every shower.

we're all white too
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Re: things that make you look like a white boy
« Reply #89 on: December 25, 2010, 07:43:33 PM »
'eyy white boy gimme ya pud pud
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