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what will you look like when you're old?
« on: December 28, 2010, 11:39:18 AM »
i've got this book of portraits by one of my favorite photographers and whenever i see this one of ezra pound it makes me hope that i will look as awesome as this when i am old.

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Re: what will you look like when you're old?
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2010, 12:13:31 PM »


this will be me but sloppier
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Re: what will you look like when you're old?
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2010, 12:17:58 PM »
I have Richard Avedon's book In The American West which has a portrait of a rancher in there that I immediately got weirded out by because I knew it was me when I'm old.

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Re: what will you look like when you're old?
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2010, 12:30:16 PM »
I'll probably grow a mean scowl by then.
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Re: what will you look like when you're old?
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2010, 12:36:03 PM »
me Now:


Me in 60 years:

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Re: what will you look like when you're old?
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2010, 12:39:00 PM »
I have a feeling I'm probably going to die before I get old enough to look old. But if I squeak by, I'll probably end up like the six flags guy.

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Re: what will you look like when you're old?
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2010, 02:13:36 PM »
Dude, my balls already hang pretty low. When I hit that age I will be forced to wear nuthugger tighty whitey's so I don't knee them around. Reminds me that Knoxville sketch from Jackass 2.5, the one with the Peaches song. Balls swinging.

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Re: what will you look like when you're old?
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2010, 03:01:35 PM »
So how about it.. show me please how I will look, innn twenty years.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2010, 03:03:22 PM by Otis Shredding »

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Re: what will you look like when you're old?
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2010, 03:10:21 PM »
I really hope I have a cool dignified burnt out druggy look like Burroughs

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