what would you do if

[strangefires]

your son was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he?s hungry
And the only way to feed him is to sleep wit a man for a little bit of money

[BriDen]

Really depends on the status of the dad.

[RipGrip]

first thing I thought of was the scene at the end of Grapes of Wrath where Rose of Sharon's baby dies so she feeds her breast milk to a starving man. right from the boob. Steinbeck was raw. As for me... not having kids. although I can't imagine growing up and finding out that your father had sex with another dude to keep you alive. imagine what that would do to your psyche.

[Bantam]

If I were me I would go rob something shitty like a Walmart unless the man was just really, really handsome like Lemmy

[Ball Chinian]

i guess i'd sleep with him.  i mean, my kid's fucking hungry and this shit right here is about survival.  as long as the dude doesn't try to pull any fay ass white boy 'mo type shit, then i don't really see the problem with sleeping with him.  fuck, i'll even share a bed with the dude.  it's the least i can do seeing as he is helping me keep my seed alive.

[Belligerent Irish Cop]

what would you do if you found out your son was a transvestite named strangefires

[bakingsoda]

what would you do if you found out your son was a transvestite named strangefires

Dude you're such a wack fuck. Nobody likes you.

[camocan]

First thing I would do is quit asking dumbass questions on slap

Then cut the internet bill

[Inanimate Object]

what would you do if you found out your son was a transvestite named strangefires

Be stoked that my kid didn't grow up to make a shitty SLAP account called "Belligerent Irish Cop."

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Really depends on the status of the dad.

hahahaha

[backagain]

Hold up, Hold up, Hold up. I would probably just get a regular job.

[Paper Crane]

is he gonna have tits at least?

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

make the man my sugar daddy

[Nick]

Probably one of the only situations where I would fuck a guy. But if the dude was like an AIDS ridden loon, I'd probably just kill him and take his money to feed my kid.

[CUDDLEMONSTER]

let me guess: his daddy's gone somewhere smokin rock now, in and out of lock down, i ain't got a job now?

so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what i call LIFE

[vince the stud]

is he gonna have tits at least?

moobs

[Nick]

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is he gonna have tits at least?

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moobs

Oh, PFFFF. DONE DEAL!

[dolphinstyle.]

like romantic sex with candles and an extensive foreplay and softly sleeping in the strong arms of the man or rather a quickie in a dirty toilet?

[Grubby Mits]

To be honest i don't think him crying over the sound of me fucking another male, but if did, fuck that.

[Inbred Jed]

Hump the dude, kill and bbq him and feed him to my kid

[Inbred Jed]

Maybe hump again between steps 2 and 3

[nice weather]

let's go with a more elaborate scenario.

Ok, imagine yourself being locked up in an average sized room with white walls, with nothing else but a hole ontop that drops out water and vitamine pills and bread, and a hole on the bottom to shit in, piss in, and to use as a garbage can. You dont know how you got there.

 For 6 months, you have to live in the white room surviving solely on water, vitamine pills, and bread. You don't have anything to play with, or anyone to talk to.

 What 5 activities you would do in this situation?

 my answers
1. train my body
2. beat box with my mouth
3. finger the shit out of my asshole (only because i would be going crazy)
4. jack off
5. craft sculptures with bread

 
 Ok, six months have passed, and you have been doing those activities everyday, and you are about to go crazy. Then suddenly a normal looking semi-fat man with short hair falls in to your room from the food hole. He says that now you have to live with him for one month in the white room.

 Question: Would you fuck him?

 my answer: hmmm thats a pretty tough one guys, i mean its not a very pleasant thing to think about. i guess instead of fucking him, i would try to fight him.

 One month has passed, and the man disappears. Then you get a piece of paper with your daily bread-water-vitamine package. It reads "You are doing pretty good lil guy. You will have to stay in here for 10 years from today though. After 10 years, you will be let out. Choose 10 things you would like to have, and you  will have all of them by tomorrow. You will be given an unlimited supply of everything you choose. You are not allowed to choose any type of humans though. Please shout out the 10 things you want, and you will have them by tomorrow. Thanks. Bye

p.s. oh yeah, you arent allowed to choose skateboards either because i know you used to be a dirty little skater fag"


 What 10 things would you choose to keep yourself occupied for the next 10 years?

 my answer:
1. a monkey
2. trees
3. a tool set (with a saw, a hammer, nails, and other things so that i can build stuff with the wood from the trees)
4. beer
5. cloth
6. weed i guess...
7. chocolate
8. matches
9. pigs (i could play with them, or kill them and eat them)
10. shoes



After 10 years, you get out.  The end.

 
 slap pals, please answer all of the questions in bold. it will be really fun.

[David]

Of the ten things I'd ask for among them would be: books, laptop, daily showers, supply of clean drawers.

And also why are the only things to do with the other guy is either fuckin him or fighting him? WTF?

[Grubby Mits]

let's go with a more elaborate scenario.

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Ok, imagine yourself being locked up in an average sized room with white walls, with nothing else but a hole ontop that drops out water and vitamine pills and bread, and a hole on the bottom to shit in, piss in, and to use as a garbage can. You dont know how you got there.

 For 6 months, you have to live in the white room surviving solely on water, vitamine pills, and bread. You don't have anything to play with, or anyone to talk to.

 What 5 activities you would do in this situation?

 my answers
1. workout and get ripped, including learning crazy flips and such
2. meditate
3. do art on the walls using a paint made up of bread, vitamin pills, water, shit and piss
4. try to suck my own dick (fuck it, i'm lonely)
5. Learn to sing and beatbox

 
 Ok, six months have passed, and you have been doing those activities everyday, and you are about to go crazy. Then suddenly a normal looking semi-fat man with short hair falls in to your room from the food hole. He says that now you have to live with him for one month in the white room.

 Question: Would you fuck him?

 my answer: I'd probably let him suck me off

 One month has passed, and the man disappears. Then you get a piece of paper with your daily bread-water-vitamine package. It reads "You are doing pretty good lil guy. You will have to stay in here for 10 years from today though. After 10 years, you will be let out. Choose 10 things you would like to have, and you  will have all of them by tomorrow. You will be given an unlimited supply of everything you choose. You are not allowed to choose any type of humans though. Please shout out the 10 things you want, and you will have them by tomorrow. Thanks. Bye

p.s. oh yeah, you arent allowed to choose skateboards either because i know you used to be a dirty little skater fag"


 What 10 things would you choose to keep yourself occupied for the next 10 years?

 my answer:

1. Chimpanzee called Pathos or Captain Bubbles or Dexter
2. Gourmet food
3. Weed
4. Writing equipment (to write some crazy stories and a journal)
5. Macbook with internet
6. Books
7. Art Equipment (finally can get rid of that filthy shit (literally) art on the walls)
8. Fleshlight
9. Polaroid camera with film to document my life to go with my journal (no printers etc so needs to be instant)
10. A fucking bed you cunt this floor is no comfy

Fuck, i'm kind of looking forward to that 10 years now.




After 10 years, you get out.  The end.

 
 slap pals, please answer all of the questions in bold. it will be really fun.

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[nice weather]

Of the ten things I'd ask for among them would be: books, laptop, daily showers, supply of clean drawers.

And also why are the only things to do with the other guy is either fuckin him or fighting him? WTF?

yeah noones mentioned torture yet.

[Inbred Jed]

or sing duets

Now, I've had the time of my liiiiiife