Author Topic: Hello SLAP World My Name Is Analog_Art. (Read 4934 times)

alittleethnicsong · « **Reply #30 on:** January 28, 2011, 10:14:58 AM »

Quote from: Narcissus on January 28, 2011, 10:05:29 AM

Quote from: alittleethnicsong on January 28, 2011, 05:10:59 AM
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Quote from: Analog_Art on January 27, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
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I am only here to be a friend, & to help you guys out in whatever you may need.

[close]

How about $500.00?

Things are lean...
[close]

Godard always had the best pussy.

Give this man a cigar...

...although, Anna Karina was his dazzling apex (which is why the 6 or 7 of his films she was in, are my favorites).

McDuff · « **Reply #31 on:** January 28, 2011, 10:50:09 AM »

Quote from: NowhereInLife on January 28, 2011, 09:12:37 AM

Hello Analog_Art My Name Is NowhereInLife.

You've come to the right place.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Last night I let my stalker buy me dinner.

youre (going?) nowhere in life and you have a stalker? i want a stalker.

Analog_Art · « **Reply #32 on:** January 28, 2011, 03:47:26 PM »

Hehe Hello Everyone
So quick to jump to conclusions, & yet nobody really knows me.
That being said
No-one is here to ask for money, nor here to "put-out" a "resume".

So Calm down Ice-nine- you're too haste with your opinions.
TG is Sacred remember that.
There is reason why only the "PALS" are there.
=)

I am just showing you my character.
You can take it, or leave it.
I dont really give a damn.
That's the skateboarding attitude right?
or did you forget it?
=)

Show your True Colors Fellow SLAP PALS!

=)

Like Ive told you once too many times-
I Am Only Here To Be Your Friend. Nothing More.
Lets Skate Soon.

PS-
I haven't Been on The Boards For Awhile but
Lets just Say

REAL
Please Don't Release your video Before the Premiere
It doesn't make any Sense.

You Guys are guaranteed "Video Of The Year", so please please please hold off releasing it "after" the premiere.
That being said; I am actually interested how that will pan out.

I wonder if a lot more people will go to the premiere in SF after they've seen the video...

hmmm...
Only Time Will Tell RiGht?

Best Of Luck.

Keep It REAL.

Go Skate Outside if its sunny!
Don't Take Things For Granted.

=)

PS-
Lil Birdies From Oregon, Utah, AZ have told me =)
Who Knows Right?
You're Fellow Follower in Keeping it REAL ,

Analog_Art

Ripped Laces · « **Reply #33 on:** January 28, 2011, 07:11:13 PM »

I feel like Travolta at the end.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #34 on:** January 28, 2011, 10:59:28 PM »

sdscanz · « **Reply #35 on:** January 29, 2011, 12:54:32 AM »

umm so this is my first post.

MOST pointless thread i have ever opened.

the molusk · « **Reply #36 on:** January 29, 2011, 06:52:47 AM »

so i thought i'd check your stuff and give you a fair chance and this is my honest opion

photos= made me wonder for the 1000th time why people think that photography takes skill, painting a picture takes skill not pressing a fucking button, i don't care what bullshit excuse you come up with in hiensight about hows it's deep and it's suppose to reflect the social decay of a hipsters living room. photo's should only be used as a means of capturing those things that can't be replicated like war, death, children on fire and skateboarding or as a tool for design like use with photo shop and cut and paste work.

music: in case you didn't realize there's more to playing guitar then strumming chord progressions, your guitar sounds shocking(as in tone) and your cliping (as in distorting) and it's person timing and tempo changes and the whole thing is a mess. your little intro's are really lame.

advice: if your going to do something do it properly and stop wasting people's time, like if you want to take music properly, learn how to use music software, buy a quailty mic and soundcard not just the shit that came with your computer and try writing lryics or find some one who can. if your going to take visual art properly learn how to paint/draw or come up with interesting graphics or if your heart is set on photography then try and find the most shocking things to take photo's off...

and if you want to be taken seriously on this sight and as a "skateboarder" then don't post the dumbest cliche's. "REAL" will never get your comment, they will never release they've video early/ before the premier they're straight doing it for the cash, just like you are, but they have refined they're art

idealhandmades · « **Reply #37 on:** January 29, 2011, 08:06:50 AM »

anybody seen the doc "Catfish"?

I'm thinking we got one of those on our hands.

darkthrone · « **Reply #38 on:** January 29, 2011, 09:23:45 PM »

Am I the only one who feels like it reads like one of those Nigerian money scams?
"Dear friend, I am reaching out to you because we have 12 million dollars in an offshore account and need someone to act as a beneficiary to claim the money"

Analog_Art · « **Reply #39 on:** January 30, 2011, 12:37:00 AM »

Hello Everyone,

I Know You guys are extremely frustrated with me.
I Apologize.

Its been One Long Month.
I can Finally Say That I am Done With My Art Project

Thirty Days Of Straight Hard Work, & Soul Searching.
http://analogchemistry.tumblr.com/

That Being Said It Was Awesome chatting with you all,
unfortunately The Hammer had to come sooner or later.

I Have to Pack Up Now,
& Who Knows When I Will have Internet again since I am moving into a room for rent.

I want you guys to know that I never set out to do any this.
I was truly forced forced forced to put it out.
Believe I know about the quality, & standards (& the obvious),
but that talk is for another day.

I have to go now.

I hope we can keep in touch.
Feel Free To Email me at

[email protected]

That address is to help find me a ride, & a place to stay for Coachella 2011
(another thing that I didn't plan on but I am just rolling with it, another adventure! another day!)

I Leave You Guys With This

This Best Summarizes my situation

My Journey Is Only Beginning.

Good Bye.

Mein Fuhrer! I can walk! · « **Reply #40 on:** January 30, 2011, 12:39:56 AM »

Don't let the door hit you on the way out

Boomhauer · « **Reply #41 on:** January 30, 2011, 02:24:18 AM »

Anybody know where online I can order an Elephant Direct copy?

violentpizza · « **Reply #42 on:** January 30, 2011, 02:31:11 AM »

I'm sorry you were raised as a suburban white male.

The pixies suck.

And the word analog doesn't change meanings just because you want it to.

You have no clue what a vagina smells like.

violentpizza · « **Reply #43 on:** January 30, 2011, 02:35:03 AM »

And there are no good bands playing coachella.

Analog_Art · « **Reply #44 on:** January 30, 2011, 07:07:07 PM »

Well This Is It

Like I Said Before
The Hammer Is Here I Have To Go
As I've Promised
I Know You Guys Have No Idea Whats Going On
In Due Time.

I Want Apologize To All SLAP PALS
Sorry For This Mass Confusion
I Hope You Guys Bear With Me A Lil More

Keep Skating!
Enjoy Those Warm Dry Sunny Days!

Bye For Now.

Ps-
Dont Be Afraid To Be Creative.
Be Your Own Unique Person.
Doesn't matter What You Skate Just Do What You're Truly Good At

Laterzzz

Computer Keyboard · « **Reply #45 on:** January 30, 2011, 08:09:10 PM »

mandibleclaw · « **Reply #46 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:42:04 PM »

oh my god just leave already
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Analog_Art · « **Reply #47 on:** January 31, 2011, 02:18:31 AM »

No More Hiding
Follow The Link
=)

bralienSb · « **Reply #48 on:** January 31, 2011, 04:50:50 AM »

Lolwut.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #49 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:00:59 AM »

I can't help like feeling that somehow these Analog_Art threads are going to result in one SLAP pal getting a UPS box with another pal's head inside it.

alittleethnicsong · « **Reply #50 on:** January 31, 2011, 06:26:03 AM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on January 31, 2011, 06:00:59 AM

I can't help like feeling that somehow these Analog_Art threads are going to result in one SLAP pal getting a UPS box with another pal's head inside it.

duffmanshredder · « **Reply #51 on:** January 31, 2011, 05:36:59 PM »

I'm kinda scared

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #52 on:** January 31, 2011, 10:30:19 PM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on January 31, 2011, 06:00:59 AM

I can't help like feeling that somehow these Analog_Art threads are going to result in one SLAP pal getting a UPS box with another pal's head inside it.

I call "not it".

NowhereInLife · « **Reply #53 on:** January 31, 2011, 11:24:09 PM »

haha, i'd like to point out that i was for the most part friendly in my post.

friendly dave · « **Reply #54 on:** January 31, 2011, 11:29:43 PM »

Analog, you live in Sacto? If so, when I make it down I''m down to skate.

brazillionaire · « **Reply #55 on:** February 01, 2011, 06:09:45 AM »

Quote from: friendly dave on January 31, 2011, 11:29:43 PM

Analog, you live in Sacto? If so, when I make it down I''m down to skate.

i didnt really believe you so i looked at your name... hahhah lol, funny dave

Analog_Art · « **Reply #56 on:** February 08, 2011, 07:03:42 PM »

Quote from: friendly dave on January 31, 2011, 11:29:43 PM

Analog, you live in Sacto? If so, when I make it down I''m down to skate.

Hell Yea Dave
Sorry it took me awhile to respond.
I didn't have Internet for a week because I moved to a new spot.
I know I could have gone to a coffee shop for wifi, but this week was to see if I could discipline myself into not using "The Net".
Sorta like "The calm before the storm".

Lets just say I am in this huge mess right now,
and was basically forced to move out of my own place.
Truly shady circumstances
For now lets keep it brief.

I am only here to be a PAL.

If you guys want to skate, hang out, or party hit me up.

Looks like opportunities are coming by,
and I might have the chance to interview some of Sacto's Finest.

Matt Rodriguez episode coming soon! (Hopefully)

I wasn't lying when I said I was going to "Make Things Happen".
I Am A Man Of My Word.
Regardless of what I get into;
Just know that I love skateboarding.
Only here to support it, and those who are down too.

You're either with me, or without me.
I have to keep trucking forward so no hard feelings.

Enjoy the ride fellow Slap Pals.

I Hate "spamming" these boards, but lets just say I was doing my very best to reach out when I had no one at the time.
Its a damn shame how I got screwed over big time, and this might be my very last year in the United States.

I Have til the end of the year to "Make Things Happen".
Lets see how far this Rabbit Hole Goes.

PS-
Pros/ Ams in the Northern CA region hit me up if you need media exposure.
I am always down to tell your story.

Lets make things happen!

=)

Psx2-
Massive Art Update Coming soon that will somewhat explain my "Predicament", but highly unlikely because its seriously complex.
Best if you invite me for a beer

Later Guys.

smokecrack · « **Reply #57 on:** February 08, 2011, 07:24:04 PM »

GOD, NOT THIS FUCKFACE AGAIN

Author Topic: Hello SLAP World My Name Is Analog_Art. (Read 4934 times)

alittleethnicsong

the molusk

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