wiping your butt

[Abyss1]

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Also, I don’t flush my TP and wipes I throw them out. Don’t want to clog any pipes.

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do you catch your poo before it hits the water too

Yo you shit in your hand bro

The part where she says you put your shit in the trash like a dog lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gexjlM-jjEc

[layzieyez]

Bonus with a bidet. Since people are losing their minds and buying up all the toilet paper because corona virus, you can make your tp last longer or if need be just use a wash cloth to dry your ass after rinsing your brown eye well.

[Charlie Hustle]

My mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.

[fakie nollie]

My mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.

Dude, my sister in law did this while visiting from the carribean and it drove me insane. I told my wife to confront her and she says, "She's doing it to save the planet and is offended you asked her to flush it".

Fuck the planet, flush your TP or GTFO.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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My mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.

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Dude, my sister in law did this while visiting from the carribean and it drove me insane. I told my wife to confront her and she says, "She's doing it to save the planet and is offended you asked her to flush it".

Fuck the planet, flush your TP or GTFO.

  At least they dont come out like borat with the bag.

[iKobrakai]

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My mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.

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Dude, my sister in law did this while visiting from the carribean and it drove me insane. I told my wife to confront her and she says, "She's doing it to save the planet and is offended you asked her to flush it".

Fuck the planet, flush your TP or GTFO.

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  At least they dont come out like borat with the bag.

Bag is better. Either do everything in the bag or everything in the bowl, none of that partial shit....

[iKobrakai]

Well....?

Why is this thread not popin'?

[Frank]

i've seen articles popping up lately how we should have all been using bidets all along. so this is one conclusion to make out of a pandemic.

[matty_c]

My mother in law is from SE asia and has been staying with us. I couldn't figure out why the bathroom always smelled like shit, and it was because she puts her shitty TP in the garbage. Had to have the wife talk to her. We got pipes and you aren't squatting over a hole, fucking flush it.

I seen bogs in the Philippines and no shit there’s a plastic drum full of water and a fucking ladle. You pour the water down your back and it runs down to your arsehole.

I couldn’t do it

I do rate those squat bogs though, the shit just seems to fall out of my arse, no pushing required

[mynameisnotjeff]

Installed a bidet at home and it takes some getting used to. It’s been nice but, shitting at work and they don’t have wet wipes and just dry wiping feels disgusting.

[matty_c]

Ah I tried wet wipes once but it hurt my butthole, I got real bad skin irritation.
What brand do you have?

[mynameisnotjeff]

Ah I tried wet wipes once but it hurt my butthole, I got real bad skin irritation.
What brand do you have?

I used the Costco and Target brand baby wipes. Haven’t had any irritation.

[Trashcon]

Installed a bidet at home and it takes some getting used to. It’s been nice but, shitting at work and they don’t have wet wipes and just dry wiping feels disgusting.

Bidets are were it's at. Had it on my list of things to buy before the pandemic and as soon as the TP situation started happening, I bought one from Home Depot. Love it. Cheers on that.

[Trashcon]

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Ah I tried wet wipes once but it hurt my butthole, I got real bad skin irritation.
What brand do you have?

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I used the Costco and Target brand baby wipes. Haven’t had any irritation.

Those are great but also recommended Charmin brand wipes from Target. If you're on a budget, try the wipes from Aldi, if you have one if your area.

[fake nollie.sk8er]

I get my dog to do it.

[matty_c]

Maybe it’s my ass, I can’t find anything in Australia that works for me. That’s a lie I uh get no irritation using the wet wipes you get from nene chicken but if I go there on the regs I’ll get real fat

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you ever go to sit and the toilet seats up and you fall in a little bit . it’s a terrible feeling

[matty_c]

Sometimes in park toilets they remove the
seat. I figure it’s for heads on dope - get too comfy they might nod off on the shitter

You seen those bogs in Paris where the toilet retracts into the wall and the whole cubicle steam cleans itself after each punter

[iKobrakai]

Bro... Yesterday I took a dump in a gross, nasty gym bath room. Would rather not to, but it was heavy squat and deadlift day so..

[EdLawndale]

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Installed a bidet at home and it takes some getting used to. It’s been nice but, shitting at work and they don’t have wet wipes and just dry wiping feels disgusting.

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Bidets are were it's at. Had it on my list of things to buy before the pandemic and as soon as the TP situation started happening, I bought one from Home Depot. Love it. Cheers on that.

I am also now forced to roll into the bidet market and have been researching the topic heavily. May I ask you two gentlemen which brand and type of bidet you opted for? Was it a bidet attachment? Bidet seat? Handheld bidet? Or are you big spenders who could afford to install a whole new Toto Bidet toilet?

I am forced to go the non-electric bidet route due to a lack of electrical outlets in my apt's bathroom....

[Featherdale wildlife park]

Double ply. Four squares. Until it looks like the previous wipe was sufficient. Wash that shit good in the shower everyday. I’m 46 but i only got like 3 hairs on my back so no jungle back there or nothin’.