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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6510 on: January 28, 2016, 01:42:13 PM »
Zoe Kravitz



My friend tattooed her face.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6511 on: January 28, 2016, 01:49:47 PM »
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Zoe Kravitz

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My friend tattooed her face.
Damn no way that's rad, any idea what the tattoo was of?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6512 on: January 29, 2016, 02:12:23 AM »
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Zoe Kravitz

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My friend tattooed her face.
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Damn no way that's rad, any idea what the tattoo was of?
It's just three small dots underneath her eye. Story was Zoe was in South Africa filming some movie and she walked into my friends studio with another girl and they both want matching face tattoos. Before they even say what they want my friend starts telling them she has no problem tattooing faces but she prefers that people have a little cool off period before she'll do it and that its usually only an option when you start running out of places on the rest of your body. At this stage she has no idea who Zoe is and keeps talking to her and says "You know it can make it difficult to get a job, do you have a job?" To which Zoe replies "oh I don't need to worry about that, I'm Lenny Kravits daughter".

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6513 on: January 29, 2016, 02:52:52 PM »
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Zoe Kravitz

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My friend tattooed her face.
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Damn no way that's rad, any idea what the tattoo was of?
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It's just three small dots underneath her eye. Story was Zoe was in South Africa filming some movie and she walked into my friends studio with another girl and they both want matching face tattoos. Before they even say what they want my friend starts telling them she has no problem tattooing faces but she prefers that people have a little cool off period before she'll do it and that its usually only an option when you start running out of places on the rest of your body. At this stage she has no idea who Zoe is and keeps talking to her and says "You know it can make it difficult to get a job, do you have a job?" To which Zoe replies "oh I don't need to worry about that, I'm Lenny Kravits daughter".

Thats a damn good story

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6514 on: January 31, 2016, 02:17:17 PM »
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Emily Grey

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Just found out she does porn, is it okay if I'm sad?
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6515 on: January 31, 2016, 05:49:23 PM »
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Emily Grey

 ;D
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Just found out she does porn, is it okay if I'm sad?
I always found her and Stoya too cute/pretty to be in porn

But hey I'm not complaining.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6516 on: January 31, 2016, 06:51:13 PM »
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Emily Grey

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Just found out she does porn, is it okay if I'm sad?
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I always found her and Stoya too cute/pretty to be in porn
But hey I'm not complaining.
They are but, it's the whole idea that they're both really pretty and I'm a softy for cute faces and rather take them out on a date or something weak haha

I'll probably fap to them and cry about it haha
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6517 on: February 02, 2016, 11:19:11 AM »

They are but, it's the whole idea that they're both really pretty and I'm a softy for cute faces and rather take them out on a date or something weak haha

I'll probably fap to them and cry about it haha

HAVENT YOU EVER WANTED TO DESTROY SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL?

just kidding


kinda
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6518 on: February 02, 2016, 07:32:39 PM »
I generally like women a little more mod and with heavier eyeliner, but Hope Sandoval is mesmerizing










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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6519 on: February 03, 2016, 04:59:32 PM »
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They are but, it's the whole idea that they're both really pretty and I'm a softy for cute faces and rather take them out on a date or something weak haha

I'll probably fap to them and cry about it haha
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HAVENT YOU EVER WANTED TO DESTROY SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL?

just kidding


kinda

Just ledges haha
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6520 on: February 07, 2016, 08:55:14 PM »
Anybody listen to Pity Sex? I think I'm in love with Britty Drake

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6521 on: February 07, 2016, 09:35:45 PM »
The bassist on the Late Late Show on CBS is a babe






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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6522 on: February 09, 2016, 02:06:22 AM »
Anybody listen to Pity Sex? I think I'm in love with Britty Drake
I saw them play pretty recently and her boyfriend, who isn't in the band as far as I can tell, was just hanging out in the corner of the stage. No instrument or anything. It was kinda weird.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6523 on: February 14, 2016, 06:46:00 AM »









"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6524 on: February 14, 2016, 03:19:49 PM »
You stopped before the A Perfect Circle phase, but thanks for the Benjamin Button story of a scene girl.
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sorrymom, when 112 sing to you what kinda feelin do it bring to you?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6525 on: February 14, 2016, 06:43:37 PM »
You stopped before the A Perfect Circle phase, but thanks for the Benjamin Button story of a scene girl.

And you stopped just before the assless chaps phase of your journey to becoming a full fledged faggot.

All red blooded men stop to critique a woman's wordrobe when sizing up their looks.

Also, shitty insults comrade. Scene chicks and hipster chicks are complete opposites. Scene chicks have flat ironed hair, wear all black, buy clothes from stores like hot topic, cut themselves and listen to god awful metalish music. I'd call them emo. A hipster chick dresses like a hippy and a drunk gorilla on a thrift store rampage. They tend to like reading, making crafts, doing drugs and they're usually into art. I fuck with the latter type. These women above are what we call hipster chicks in the business. And by "in the business" I mean males that have sex with attractive females on a regular basis.

Whip out the photos of the fine prey you lay pipe in stud.


Here's the only scene chick I know


Here's another hipster chick that I've put my penis into because I'm so handsome and smart
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6526 on: February 14, 2016, 06:54:10 PM »
Wow. You really showed him.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6527 on: February 14, 2016, 07:14:48 PM »
Wow. You really showed him.

Yes, I know. I really did show him.

Only a bitch tries to hate on a man that is allowed access into the forbidden wetlands in the Garden of Beautiful Women.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6528 on: February 15, 2016, 06:52:58 AM »
I am currently in love with 90's Faye Wong..., I think I may want to marry her...









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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6529 on: February 15, 2016, 10:24:04 AM »
I scored a stack of Faye Wong cds at the thrift store. Her look here, along with the outfit, is by far the best


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6530 on: February 15, 2016, 06:10:16 PM »
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Wow. You really showed him.
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Yes, I know. I really did show him.

Only a bitch tries to hate on a man that is allowed access into the forbidden wetlands in the Garden of Beautiful Women.

Your lady is hot, I only said some general BS hater shit to stir you up because you're a shitty human being. Also, everyone knows scene chicks evolved into hipster chicks.

Anyway..

British beauties that most are aware of but need some love on this thread

Nathalie Emmanuel







Hayley Atwell







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sorrymom, when 112 sing to you what kinda feelin do it bring to you?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6531 on: February 15, 2016, 07:40:39 PM »



dear lord. fuck my life.
also, avatar.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6532 on: February 15, 2016, 10:06:16 PM »



I've been watching "Billions" lately, and Condola Rashad has really been doing it for me.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6533 on: February 18, 2016, 11:57:14 AM »
Joanna is back


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6534 on: February 21, 2016, 05:52:04 PM »
started watching that show love on netflix. gillian jacobs is qt

Knew she was hot when she was on Community but never thought much of her probably because I was too focused on drooling over Alison Brie, but watching her on that show has me feeling some type of way for sure. 

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6535 on: February 21, 2016, 10:31:50 PM »
started watching that show love on netflix. gillian jacobs is qt
Super inappropriate (hopefully you are this part of the series) but, I raise you Briga Heelan

Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6536 on: February 23, 2016, 02:11:40 PM »
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started watching that show love on netflix. gillian jacobs is qt
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Super inappropriate (hopefully you are this part of the series) but, I raise you Briga Heelan

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yeah i was thinking of posting her here too haha

I want to be mad at him but, that ass everything
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6537 on: February 23, 2016, 02:27:32 PM »
I haven't seen the show but what is so inappropriate about Briga Heelan?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6538 on: February 23, 2016, 06:57:59 PM »
I haven't seen the show but what is so inappropriate about Briga Heelan?
It's a spoiler
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #6539 on: February 25, 2016, 02:44:42 PM »
Uh, I think I found the perfect girl, Mobilegirl. DJ, into cool music, total babe