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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #150 on: October 04, 2006, 06:09:31 PM »


lol, dem intanet funnies from lyke 4 years ago is still danm funney.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #151 on: October 04, 2006, 06:40:42 PM »
that "european" girl looks like a real doll

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #152 on: October 04, 2006, 08:07:16 PM »
page 11 gave me a boner kill

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« Reply #153 on: October 04, 2006, 11:08:51 PM »
page 11 gave me a boner kill
I actually feel sick now, fuck that shit

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #154 on: October 05, 2006, 04:53:50 AM »
the girl on the top of this page is pretty ugly.
i can tell she thinks she's pretty.
special points to that.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #155 on: October 07, 2006, 10:25:41 PM »
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parker poooosey. shes great.
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kinda looks like michael jackson

parker posey to my friend...'SKATEBOARDING!!! COOL!!!  I used to go out with Bill Danforth...you wanna hotdog?"

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #156 on: October 07, 2006, 10:29:31 PM »
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parker poooosey. shes great.
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kinda looks like michael jackson
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parker posey to my friend...'SKATEBOARDING!!! COOL!!!  I used to go out with Bill Danforth...you wanna hotdog?"

Your friend should have said, "No, thanks.  Do you want mine instead?"

And then fucked her.
p.s. i do that in the bath sometimes. its fun to do it when you have a woody allen. when you open your legs up, your stick goes straight up, as if it wants to go to heaven.  - quote from guess who.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #157 on: October 07, 2006, 11:05:36 PM »
yeah...fucking fucked her dude....

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #158 on: October 07, 2006, 11:13:05 PM »
hahaha

sweet
p.s. i do that in the bath sometimes. its fun to do it when you have a woody allen. when you open your legs up, your stick goes straight up, as if it wants to go to heaven.  - quote from guess who.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #159 on: October 07, 2006, 11:23:24 PM »
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parker poooosey. shes great.
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kinda looks like michael jackson
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parker posey to my friend...'SKATEBOARDING!!! COOL!!! I used to go out with Bill Danforth...you wanna hotdog?"
What the hell? Parker Posey really used to sleep with Bill Danforth? That paints a pretty horrific mental image… I wonder if he used to push mongo when he was on top of her?
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #160 on: October 08, 2006, 01:48:30 AM »
Bill Danforth was always the master of the bone-up!

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #161 on: October 08, 2006, 09:56:28 AM »
she was also dating master of all douches ryan admas. but thats over now.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #162 on: October 08, 2006, 12:29:19 PM »
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parker poooosey. shes great.
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kinda looks like michael jackson
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parker posey to my friend...'SKATEBOARDING!!! COOL!!! I used to go out with Bill Danforth...you wanna hotdog?"
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What the hell? Parker Posey really used to sleep with Bill Danforth? That paints a pretty horrific mental image… I wonder if he used to push mongo when he was on top of her?

NYC-based actresses and skateboarders seem to hang out quite a bit. Rosario Dawson dated Harold, but then she cheated on him with Leonardo DiCaprio.
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« Reply #163 on: October 08, 2006, 12:36:42 PM »
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parker poooosey. shes great.
[close]

kinda looks like michael jackson
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parker posey to my friend...'SKATEBOARDING!!! COOL!!! I used to go out with Bill Danforth...you wanna hotdog?"
[close]
What the hell? Parker Posey really used to sleep with Bill Danforth? That paints a pretty horrific mental image… I wonder if he used to push mongo when he was on top of her?
[close]

NYC-based actresses and skateboarders seem to hang out quite a bit. Rosario Dawson dated Harold, but then she cheated on him with Leonardo DiCaprio.

yeah harold !

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« Reply #164 on: October 08, 2006, 01:11:37 PM »
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parker poooosey. shes great.
[close]

kinda looks like michael jackson
[close]

parker posey to my friend...'SKATEBOARDING!!! COOL!!! I used to go out with Bill Danforth...you wanna hotdog?"
[close]
What the hell? Parker Posey really used to sleep with Bill Danforth? That paints a pretty horrific mental image… I wonder if he used to push mongo when he was on top of her?
[close]

NYC-based actresses and skateboarders seem to hang out quite a bit. Rosario Dawson dated Harold, but then she cheated on him with Leonardo DiCaprio.
[close]

yeah harold !
Damn, I just watched the movie "The 25th Hour" last night, and Rosario looked hot as hell in that! Good for Harold man, he got his! The 25th Hour is pretty good by the way, check it out.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #165 on: October 08, 2006, 01:55:29 PM »
wernt leo and harold friends, or am i confusing harold for q-tip?
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« Reply #166 on: October 08, 2006, 02:04:09 PM »
wernt leo and harold friends, or am i confusing harold for q-tip?
they all look the same, huh? you racist asshole







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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #167 on: October 08, 2006, 02:15:21 PM »
well
young harold


q-tip


a couple of beers, and youd see it.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #168 on: October 08, 2006, 02:29:51 PM »
wernt leo and harold friends, or am i confusing harold for q-tip?


this is from an interview from a while back:

"WYWS Magazine did an interview with African-American skateboarder Harold Hunter.Harold Hunter, who hangs out at the Astor Place Cube once dated the reptilian Rosario Dawson.

"But, as he will soon relate in agonizing detail to an unknown skateboarding magazine, things went terribly awry. Terribly. Awry. Oh yeah, that, and Leonardo DiCaprio is girlfriend-stealing puppy boy:Harold Hunter:

"'(Rosario Dawson) and I were going out and, like,she was attracted to actors and stuff like that.

"I remember one time, I went to a party and stuff like that, and I saw David Blaine sitting with Leonardo DiCaprio, and David was like, 'Yo, you know Leonardo's in love with Rosario Dawson.' I was like 'Yeah,' and I was like, 'Damn! He's gonna try and take my girl away, I know that.'"

The Corsair groans, knowing what is going to happen next.

"So we're all sitting together, drinking. So they were looking at each other and Rosario's looking at (Leonardo). And I was like 'damn, man I know somethings gonna happen.' So Rosario got up and had to use the bathroom. I was talking to David Blaine, we were drinking, you know talking. Then Leo gets up and walks away. And Rosario's gone for a long, long time."

The Corsair winces in pain for Harold.

"I was like 'Damn, where is this girl.' So I get up and go downstairs and she's making out with Leonardo DiCaprio."

"And that hurt my feelings, but I said, 'You know what, that's alright.

"... In my head I said that, because if Michelle Pfeiffer were around I would kiss her too. At the end of the day, Rosario and I walked home, and she tried to kiss me and I was like 'I don't want your leftovers.' She said, 'Why?' I said 'I saw you kissing Leonardo.' ... She told me the truth, she said, 'I'm attracted to celebrities.'"
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #169 on: October 08, 2006, 02:35:09 PM »

 So I get up and go downstairs and she's making out with Leonardo DiCaprio."
"And that hurt my feelings, but I said, 'You know what, that's alright.
"... In my head I said that, because if Michelle Pfeiffer were around I would kiss her too. At the end of the day, Rosario and I walked home, and she tried to kiss me and I was like 'I don't want your leftovers.'

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #170 on: October 08, 2006, 02:37:51 PM »
id be rosario dawsons left overs any day of the week.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #171 on: October 08, 2006, 02:39:51 PM »
"i don't want your leftovers"

but he did take andy roy's

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #172 on: October 08, 2006, 02:47:30 PM »
"i don't want your leftovers"

but he did take andy roy's

fair point
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #173 on: October 08, 2006, 03:04:50 PM »
"i don't want your leftovers"

but he did take andy roy's
HaHaHaHa! So gross!
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #174 on: October 08, 2006, 03:29:18 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #175 on: October 08, 2006, 05:17:56 PM »






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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #176 on: October 08, 2006, 05:22:33 PM »
"i don't want your leftovers"

but he did take andy roy's


havent heard that story yet

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #177 on: October 08, 2006, 05:42:10 PM »
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #178 on: October 08, 2006, 06:55:23 PM »
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"i don't want your leftovers"

but he did take andy roy's
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havent heard that story yet
it's a doozy. search for andy roy interview on here it's been posted at least twice, maybe more.


on a less disgusting note, esquire's sexiest woman on earth or some shit was revealed as  scarlett johansson and i whole heartedly agree

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« Reply #179 on: October 08, 2006, 08:16:49 PM »
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"i don't want your leftovers"

but he did take andy roy's
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havent heard that story yet
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it's a doozy. search for andy roy interview on here it's been posted at least twice, maybe more.


on a less disgusting note, esquire's sexiest woman on earth or some shit was revealed as  scarlett johansson and i whole heartedly agree

ditto. her voice!!!! gets me everytime.
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