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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #510 on: January 31, 2007, 10:47:48 AM »
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and to make a joke about me being a girl even though im not
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orly?  with the way you hate on women and your inexperience in all things vaginal, you sound like an ugly bitch ....

i think ugly bitches have the most experience with all things vaginal, see chicken lady
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #511 on: January 31, 2007, 11:42:26 AM »




sometimes the "things" and "friends" you enjoy the most, will hurt you the most, and play an ultimate factor in how you leave this earth.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #512 on: January 31, 2007, 01:05:03 PM »
models over pornstars anyday.

"I'm hungry"
"I'm cold"
"Buy me something"
"I'll blog that tonight"
"I'm so fat"




"I could go for seconds"
"I'll buy that"
"I don't need self-respect"
"Give me your cock"



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #513 on: January 31, 2007, 01:19:47 PM »
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models over pornstars anyday.
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"I'm hungry"
"I'm cold"
"Buy me something"
"I'll blog that tonight"
"I'm so fat"
"eww...no I don't do that"
"do you have any blow"
"what kind of car do you have?"
"how much money do you make?"
"oh my gawd, I saw my old bf, Leo DiCaprio last night...he's so gross"
"i have to go to the ladies room again...do you have a razor?"




"I could go for seconds"
"I'll buy that"
"I don't need self-respect"
"Give me your cock"
"Are you going to eat all that?"
"if you were a real man, you'd put it in my ass"
"can I give you road-head in your pick-up truck?"
"its cool if we get pizza again"
"I'll kick your ass at Madden"
"I'll kick your ass at Grand Theft Auto"
"I'll kick your ass in bed"



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #514 on: January 31, 2007, 04:43:27 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #515 on: January 31, 2007, 04:44:48 PM »
You can't even spell "definitely" properly, you stupid anal taking anorexic cunt.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #516 on: January 31, 2007, 04:48:41 PM »
typo weiner head... go look up some myspaces k buddy?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #517 on: January 31, 2007, 04:50:22 PM »
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models over pornstars anyday.
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definitly
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hawt, you are a total fuckign person. you have never written anything on this messageboard that is remotely intelligent or interesting.  i feel sorry for most people like this, as I understand that it is not their fault that they are way less fortunate than most of us, but you...  you are just a dumb fuck-boy who would be better off switching your whole shit up.  go to high school, because it's obvious you are around 15 or so, read your books and do your work, and try to get into a middle range college.  then you can continue to read and learn about things and others, living vicariously through them and hopefully gaining a somewhat more acceptable level of culture and perspective. common bro, you need to step it up a little in the life department. 

And then I read you next post... Weiner head???

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #518 on: January 31, 2007, 04:59:34 PM »
thanks bro, your awesome

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #519 on: January 31, 2007, 05:02:06 PM »
thanks bro, your awesome

sick zing! you put me right back in my place with that one.  from here on in I will know not to fuck with teh almighty 'hawt' and his repetoire of amazing comebacks.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #520 on: January 31, 2007, 05:08:19 PM »
pornstars fucking > model fucking
model personality > pornstar personality

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #521 on: January 31, 2007, 05:09:35 PM »
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thanks bro, your awesome
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sick zing! you put me right back in my place with that one.  from here on in I will know not to fuck with teh almighty 'hawt' and his repetoire of amazing comebacks.

now you know. im not gonna argue with you over a message board because i think super models are hotter than porn stars and i spelled a word wrong. you guys are ridiculous. and im 18 and going to college but thanks for the advice bud. check to make sure i spelled everything right cause i dont care to look back at every word that i wrote im sure you'll understand what it means anyway...go bitch and moan about how fat and ugly you are while whining about how skating was so much better back in the day and now its being ruined fucking faggot

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #522 on: January 31, 2007, 05:30:06 PM »

model personality > pornstar personality
you can say that again. i know of a model with a mini ramp in her barn!

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #523 on: January 31, 2007, 05:40:04 PM »
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thanks bro, your awesome
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sick zing! you put me right back in my place with that one.  from here on in I will know not to fuck with teh almighty 'hawt' and his repetoire of amazing comebacks.
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now you know. im not gonna argue with you over a message board because i think super models are hotter than porn stars and i spelled a word wrong. you guys are ridiculous. and im 18 and going to college but thanks for the advice bud. check to make sure i spelled everything right cause i dont care to look back at every word that i wrote im sure you'll understand what it means anyway...go bitch and moan about how fat and ugly you are while whining about how skating was so much better back in the day and now its being ruined fucking faggot
if your not going to bother about spelling, atleast give decent grammar a shot.  I am sure your professors and teaching assistants at whatever "college" you go to have a field day with your essays. 

nice post by the way.  "i'm not going to argue with you over a message board"... but then you proceed to do exactly that. nice. contradict yourself much?

how could i bitch and moan about how fat and ugly I am at the same time as complaining about something else?  way to make sense. and draw false conclusions.  i like the way skateboarding is right now. see gnar gnar.  that is if your parents will drive you down to the local shop and let you stay there all by yourself for 20 minutes.  oh wait, you are "18" and in "college", my bad. community college I assume, with grammar like that. maybe I shoudl stop before you completely take the wind out of my sails by calling me somethig as creative as fucking faggot.  nice touch. way to make yourself look even more regular by trying to defend yourself. shoot yourself in the foot much? 

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #524 on: January 31, 2007, 05:59:22 PM »
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My friend saw her out in California, and said she's just as superior in person.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #525 on: January 31, 2007, 06:04:28 PM »
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model personality > pornstar personality
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you can say that again. i know of a model with a mini ramp in her barn!



model personality = pornstar personality



They're equally as regular.


You think standing and posing requires more creativity than fucking?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #526 on: January 31, 2007, 06:07:20 PM »
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model personality > pornstar personality
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you can say that again. i know of a model with a mini ramp in her barn!
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model personality = pornstar personality



They're equally as regular.


You think standing and posing requires more creativity than fucking?
but she has a mini ramp! i bet none of the porn stars in skate trixx 1 or 2 knew what was going on

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #527 on: January 31, 2007, 06:16:46 PM »
Neither would you if you smoked that much meth.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #528 on: January 31, 2007, 06:16:51 PM »
easy easy. hawt = amy gunther. you might lose some hipster points

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #529 on: January 31, 2007, 06:31:07 PM »
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model personality > pornstar personality
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you can say that again. i know of a model with a mini ramp in her barn!
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model personality = pornstar personality



They're equally as regular.


You think standing and posing requires more creativity than fucking?
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but she has a mini ramp! i bet none of the porn stars in skate trixx 1 or 2 knew what was going on


Skate Trixxx 1 was better. Poncho had the best haircut.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #530 on: January 31, 2007, 06:32:14 PM »
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model personality > pornstar personality
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you can say that again. i know of a model with a mini ramp in her barn!
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model personality = pornstar personality



They're equally as regular.


You think standing and posing requires more creativity than fucking?
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but she has a mini ramp! i bet none of the porn stars in skate trixx 1 or 2 knew what was going on
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Skate Trixxx 1 was better. Poncho had the best haircut.

Is there a way to get this video online?
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #531 on: January 31, 2007, 06:32:29 PM »
edit: im going to college was supposed to say im going to go to college im 18 ... im a senior in high school... my damn grammar again shit son

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #532 on: January 31, 2007, 06:33:48 PM »
model > pornstars

pornstars = loosey goosey

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #533 on: January 31, 2007, 06:38:18 PM »
oh wait, you are "18" and in "college", my bad. community college I assume, with grammar like that.

not everyone whos in college or university has good grammer, leave that to the english majors
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #534 on: January 31, 2007, 06:38:30 PM »
my cock  is wayyy to small to please a pornstar. well i guess its to small to please any girl

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #535 on: January 31, 2007, 06:42:43 PM »
small but adequate?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #536 on: January 31, 2007, 06:55:18 PM »
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model personality > pornstar personality
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you can say that again. i know of a model with a mini ramp in her barn!
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model personality = pornstar personality



They're equally as regular.


You think standing and posing requires more creativity than fucking?
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but she has a mini ramp! i bet none of the porn stars in skate trixx 1 or 2 knew what was going on
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Skate Trixxx 1 was better. Poncho had the best haircut.
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Is there a way to get this video online?

I saw it on Dish Network only once. Sadly, I think the only way to get it is by taking the walk of shame into the store.


And Gunther.... Models are no-talent cunts that own skate shops.


Respect porn, anal bandit.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #537 on: January 31, 2007, 08:11:47 PM »
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oh wait, you are "18" and in "college", my bad. community college I assume, with grammar like that.
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not everyone whos in college or university has good grammer, leave that to the english majors

Yeah, I'm 3 years deep and still can't write a proper sentence.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #538 on: February 01, 2007, 03:10:59 AM »
model > pornstars

pornstars = loosey goosey


You think models don't fuck their fair share of dudes?  And that shits elastic.  Stop fucking for a little bit, and it gets tight again.  So I just trumped your whole argument right there.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #539 on: February 01, 2007, 03:25:33 AM »
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model personality > pornstar personality
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you can say that again. i know of a model with a mini ramp in her barn!
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model personality = pornstar personality



They're equally as regular.


You think standing and posing requires more creativity than fucking?
[close]
but she has a mini ramp! i bet none of the porn stars in skate trixx 1 or 2 knew what was going on
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Skate Trixxx 1 was better. Poncho had the best haircut.
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Is there a way to get this video online?
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I saw it on Dish Network only once. Sadly, I think the only way to get it is by taking the walk of shame into the store.


ehh its actually on e-mule, takes ages to download though...