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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1140 on: June 22, 2007, 05:47:26 PM »
If he's a gnarly jock, that means he's a proper asshole.

Good luck in there, Bent.  Report back, my son.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1141 on: June 22, 2007, 05:50:21 PM »
only problem is that shes in newport and im in pomona and i dont drive. im a public transportation enthusiast.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1143 on: June 22, 2007, 08:20:34 PM »
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how you got a rep of 27?!
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Is this kid blind?  Is that why she's going out with him... like, out of pity or something?
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soon that lucky man is going to be me, and i will cofirm or deny the penis clit thing. 

im pretty sure its a pitty thing, but from the pictures i have seen hes like a gnarly jock.

i would be a bit disgruntled upon seeing her penis clit but i guess it could be alright

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1144 on: June 22, 2007, 08:21:58 PM »
those wierdly large clits cant be that wierdly large.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1145 on: June 22, 2007, 08:22:42 PM »
yeah shes not on swole mode like chyna so its probly not that beefy

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1146 on: June 22, 2007, 08:24:09 PM »
i had to dump a girl once because she had a real "outty".  superficial, maybe?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1147 on: June 22, 2007, 08:25:17 PM »
toombs, how big?
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1148 on: June 22, 2007, 08:29:15 PM »
i dont blame you.
Jerry Seinfeld didnt stand for man hands and certainly would not have stood for that.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1149 on: June 22, 2007, 08:43:38 PM »
i had to dump a girl once because she had a real "outty".  superficial, maybe?

Question is, did you tell her that was the reason? That couldve been sweet.

"Im sorry Sally, your clit just reminds me WAY to much of a cock. We totally gotta break up."

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1150 on: June 22, 2007, 08:49:47 PM »
ehh...   it wasnt the 'man in the boat' that was at issue, 'twas the enveloping 'curtains'. 

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1151 on: June 22, 2007, 08:51:09 PM »
you dont see oscar wilde-esque wordplay like that everyday.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1152 on: June 22, 2007, 08:53:45 PM »
ehh...   it wasnt the 'man in the boat' that was at issue, 'twas the enveloping 'curtains'. 

Ahh, the meat curtains.

Understood and deemed to be un-superficial.

Them shits get all hangy and discolored. If anything, it was a health issue.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1153 on: June 22, 2007, 08:54:58 PM »
the meat blanket

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1154 on: June 22, 2007, 10:19:39 PM »
Ham Hangers
Well I believe in the devil....and nothing scares me more than Keyser Soze.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1155 on: June 23, 2007, 12:25:53 AM »
barf.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1156 on: June 23, 2007, 07:54:01 AM »




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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1157 on: June 23, 2007, 08:21:38 AM »
No
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1158 on: June 23, 2007, 08:26:30 AM »
Definitely a hermaphrodite.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1159 on: June 23, 2007, 08:28:24 AM »
I don't care how many bad tv shows she's presented and how many times she's fucked Johny Hair Gel, I still would.

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Re: beautiful women thread
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Re: beautiful women thread
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1162 on: June 23, 2007, 01:13:54 PM »
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1163 on: June 23, 2007, 06:07:49 PM »
good one

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1164 on: June 23, 2007, 06:25:50 PM »
good one

no, she's at least 6.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1165 on: June 23, 2007, 09:19:34 PM »
leanne tweeden is an extremist republican. i would still fuck her.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1166 on: June 23, 2007, 10:48:42 PM »
the only girl whose ass i'd feel bad for eating.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1167 on: June 24, 2007, 01:22:19 AM »
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more scary but nice hair

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1168 on: June 24, 2007, 07:03:40 AM »
the only girl whose ass i'd feel bad for eating.

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she has a capacious-looking mouth...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1169 on: June 24, 2007, 10:11:50 AM »
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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