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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1260 on: July 27, 2007, 08:22:28 AM »
eh well im a depressed teen with a small penis. i need to slowly lower my standards. i think shes hot though. i dont know
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1261 on: July 27, 2007, 08:29:36 AM »
That shit looks like an ear between her legs. Talk about "I don't want to hear that shit"

So you think you'd be up for some ear fucking?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1262 on: July 27, 2007, 11:04:38 AM »
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That shit looks like an ear between her legs. Talk about "I don't want to hear that shit"
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So you think you'd be up for some ear fucking?
Hella ya! I give that ear a cock phone.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1263 on: July 27, 2007, 08:13:06 PM »
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 id declassify her guide anytime
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Uhhh yeah how old is she again..? Give her a couple of years and you might have something, most chicks from nickelodeon turn out pretty damn good, like Amanda Bines.
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   shes 18 now
There is no way she is 18

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1264 on: July 27, 2007, 08:27:11 PM »
or attractive

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1265 on: July 27, 2007, 08:37:47 PM »
or attractive
Tell that to ned haha

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1266 on: July 27, 2007, 08:42:38 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1267 on: July 27, 2007, 11:02:25 PM »
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1268 on: July 27, 2007, 11:56:50 PM »
i guess i have weird taste in girls but yes she is 18

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1589316/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsey_Shaw

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1269 on: July 28, 2007, 12:04:03 AM »
thats the shittiest resume i have ever seen on imdb.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1270 on: July 28, 2007, 12:20:13 AM »
johnny dramas is way shittier.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1271 on: July 28, 2007, 10:15:50 AM »
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That chick's legs are like 60 feet long.

What a funny fucking cover for an "art" magazine.

i read it as Meat Art
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1272 on: July 28, 2007, 03:50:21 PM »
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That chick's legs are like 60 feet long.

What a funny fucking cover for an "art" magazine.

Didn't you know that as soon as the model is naked its considered art? Duh.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1273 on: July 28, 2007, 06:32:37 PM »
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That chick's legs are like 60 feet long.

What a funny fucking cover for an "art" magazine.
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Didn't you know that as soon as the model is naked its considered art? Duh.
i didn't know .alt porn was actually considered art

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1274 on: July 28, 2007, 07:08:19 PM »


Some more meat-art
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1275 on: July 28, 2007, 07:59:06 PM »
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That chick's legs are like 60 feet long.

What a funny fucking cover for an "art" magazine.
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Didn't you know that as soon as the model is naked its considered art? Duh.
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i didn't know .alt porn was actually considered art

thats what i call art

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1276 on: July 28, 2007, 08:29:10 PM »
im all about the meat-art
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1277 on: July 29, 2007, 07:36:54 AM »








Hahaha wtf is this..


okay okay, getting back on track here...








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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1278 on: July 29, 2007, 08:25:55 AM »
shit..remember party of five?  every episode consisted of someone crying at the end....it was usually charlie....and then they would play cheryl crow...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1279 on: July 29, 2007, 08:54:24 AM »

it was all good until she stole someones moms body
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1280 on: July 30, 2007, 11:28:17 PM »
i thought this needed a bumb

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1281 on: July 31, 2007, 02:08:39 AM »
i want her titties

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1282 on: July 31, 2007, 04:52:08 AM »
shit..remember party of five?  every episode consisted of someone crying at the end....it was usually charlie....and then they would play cheryl crow...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is bizarre it is like he is just taking the Krew/Supra approach to marketing, but using it in his own pursuit of sponsorship letting the lifestyle shots do all the work.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1283 on: July 31, 2007, 07:38:02 AM »
i heard that 'body is a wonderland' song is about her.......seriously...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1284 on: July 31, 2007, 09:31:36 AM »
i heard that 'body is a wonderland' song is about her.......seriously...

they went out? ? ? (not that im surprised. After all, he did date jessica simpson) Besides, i thought Hewitt was notorious for "saving" herself until marriage.

jennifer love hewitt is hot, but that's about all shes got going for her.....
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1285 on: July 31, 2007, 12:09:55 PM »
i would tear that mom body up

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1286 on: July 31, 2007, 12:43:00 PM »
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i heard that 'body is a wonderland' song is about her.......seriously...
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Besides, i thought Hewitt was notorious for "saving" herself until marriage.

jennifer love hewitt is hot , but that's about all shes got going for her.....

I'd be happy to just lend a hand (or finger) and receive a blowjob
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1287 on: July 31, 2007, 01:10:34 PM »
shes more than welcome to sit on my face any time she wants, mom body or otherwise. 

i watched her in a bunch of shit(before party of five) when i was growing up, so she'll always hold a special place in my crotch along with the chick from clarissa explains it all/sabrina the teenage witch...what the hells her name again?   

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1288 on: July 31, 2007, 01:16:21 PM »
shes more than welcome to sit on my face any time she wants, mom body or otherwise. 

i watched her in a bunch of shit(before party of five) when i was growing up, so she'll always hold a special place in my crotch along with the chick from clarissa explains it all/sabrina the teenage witch...what the hells her name again?   
mellisa joan hart is everyone in my age groups dream woman.i used to jig it to her before school.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1289 on: July 31, 2007, 01:23:58 PM »
^yeah thats the girls name.  i'd pound her ass for days on end....you hear me clarissa!   ;D