beautiful women thread

[rocklobster]

there's nothing wrong with bush

i dont like what he did in iraq....

lol

[Penis_Monster]

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Chloe, when I see you, I think of that song "Hyena" by Rancid, and I'm in the mosh pit, and your vagina is on stage.

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any girl who is willing to actually give head in a feature film is gucci with me

if my memory is correct, i don't think Chloe has been mentioned in this thread yet (or at least a picture of her posted up)
HOW THE FUCK COULD WE LET THAT HAPPEN!?!?!

[damian]

she has been before. she's no zooey deschanel but she's easy on the eyes.

[brooklyn brawler]

...it's me Casper.

[Doctor Handsome]

Ashley Banks?

[lophatrophazoa]

i only know of her as a little girl with a moustache

[boyan]

her rack makes up for her unfortunate face

i only know of her as a little girl with a moustache

hahaha

btw Bentmode, Eva was in this belgian mag this month, serieously hot, I'll scan it later

[jesus0nvi4gra]

Chloe, when I see you, I think of that song "Hyena" by Rancid, and I'm in the mosh pit, and your vagina is on stage.

You dig that BJ scene she did with Vincent Gallo? 

[brooklyn brawler]

Dude, he pinches her nipples before she goes down. How does that not make a man all randy?!?!?!

[Dream Turns Into Dreamt]

there's nothing wrong with bush

Agreed.  Bush is fucking bolts.

[brooklyn brawler]

Don't get me started on the time I gave cunni to the Latvian foreign exchange student... It was like pubic hair was the country's god of worship.

[yeah dude!]

Don't get me started on the time I gave cunni to the Latvian foreign exchange student... It was like pubic hair was the country's god of worship.

No no, get started. Please.

[250 pound poser]

Don't get me started on the time I gave cunni to the Latvian foreign exchange student... It was like pubic hair was the country's god of worship.

whats your technique on getting girls other than expensive cool and/or ironic clothes

[brooklyn brawler]

Well, I've seriously never seen a woman orgasm so hard the night I pleased her. It was like a warm little brown muffin I took out of the oven, only waiting to be covered in butter and gorged like a diabetic craving sugar.

To her it was euphoria with a little asian man between her legs making her back arch.

To me, it was a hairy rabid squirrel cuts open down the middle of the body, and my nose in the middle of its guts. There was so much hair, I couldn't see my own nose. It was like the planet of Uranus was not gas, but hair. Like, the planet of hair called Uranus.

I closed my eyes as best I could, and just kept going after this muffin. After she orgasmed, and squirted the Potion of Latvia all over my Hyrule shield, she said, "Tank yew, Chreeees."

[brooklyn brawler]

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Don't get me started on the time I gave cunni to the Latvian foreign exchange student... It was like pubic hair was the country's god of worship.

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whats your technique on getting girls other than expensive cool and/or ironic clothes

You have to wait until they are completely passed out, and start making out with them. They might fight it when they wake up, but just act like they're stupid for not remembering that you two started dating that night.

[Penis_Monster]

Dude, he pinches her nipples before she goes down. How does that not make a man all randy?!?!?!

that birthmark she has on her tit is hot.

[skatebored]

Well, I've seriously never seen a woman orgasm so hard the night I pleased her. It was like a warm little brown muffin I took out of the oven, only waiting to be covered in butter and gorged like a diabetic craving sugar.

To her it was euphoria with a little asian man between her legs making her back arch.

To me, it was a hairy rabid squirrel cuts open down the middle of the body, and my nose in the middle of its guts. There was so much hair, I couldn't see my own nose. It was like the planet of Uranus was not gas, but hair. Like, the planet of hair called Uranus.

I closed my eyes as best I could, and just kept going after this muffin. After she orgasmed, and squirted the Potion of Latvia all over my Hyrule shield, she said, "Tank yew, Chreeees."

thats so gnarly

[RRRRRAD]

god

[250 pound poser]

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Don't get me started on the time I gave cunni to the Latvian foreign exchange student... It was like pubic hair was the country's god of worship.

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whats your technique on getting girls other than expensive cool and/or ironic clothes

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You have to wait until they are completely passed out, and start making out with them. They might fight it when they wake up, but just act like they're stupid for not remembering that you two started dating that night.

whats the success/fail ratio

[89-90pistons]

god

I would like to eat my thanksgiving leftovers directly from her ass.

[RRRRRAD]

i have to stongly agree

[Penis_Monster]

[Guile]

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[damian]

atleast baby will have a reason to smell like seafood tonight.

[Luke]

Vikki Vett

[Subway]

hey when was the last time tonyhoxcox posted in this thread?

























the same time cigarette queer did

[mick swagger]

god

id wife it

[stagefright]

hey when was the last time tonyhoxcox posted in this thread?

























the same time cigarette queer did

way too much to look through, but someone should copy and paste when tony put pictures of a 10 year indian girl in this thread, among other things, and yet some people still treat him like a human

[skasta]

is this appropriate?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/rnr/487344879.html

[stagefright]

i cant make out shit in that