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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2310 on: December 19, 2007, 10:27:36 AM »
If I want to see high class porn, I'd expect Jesse Jane to be getting it in all holes by 12" monsters. Not some slow mo classy lesbo scene.

That doll's ovaries looks like that sand pit monster in Star Wars.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2311 on: December 19, 2007, 04:28:33 PM »
Pirates is filmed too dark, and sucks overall. But Janine does have the only straight scene I know of in it. So thats a plus
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2312 on: December 19, 2007, 04:53:28 PM »

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« Reply #2313 on: December 19, 2007, 06:35:19 PM »
You know the guys who make those dolls have never gotten any because they put the pussy halfway up her stomach.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2314 on: December 19, 2007, 06:53:01 PM »
You know the guys who make those dolls have never gotten any because they put the pussy halfway up her stomach.

i was just about to point that out. i could go for some stomach poon.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2315 on: December 19, 2007, 09:09:38 PM »
http://realdollsex.com/home.shtml


It's so funny how those guys pull out as if they're gonna get the piece of plastic pregnant.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2316 on: December 19, 2007, 09:48:08 PM »

Alessandra Ambrosio says hi.

She should be posted on every page of this thread.

I was going to post all of the hypothetical situations I would go through to fuck/marry her, but most of them included gay deeds, and I don't want to get this thread locked.

In conclusion, I would do lots of bad things in order to fuck her.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2317 on: December 19, 2007, 09:53:53 PM »
i envy all the men that work in a mall store across the hall from a victoria's secret
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2318 on: December 19, 2007, 10:19:28 PM »
Love the thread.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2319 on: December 19, 2007, 10:23:34 PM »
i envy all the men that work in a mall store across the hall from a victoria's secret

what if the store happens to be "if you get a boner in this store you get sent to prison store". lol, i think im really funny and humorous, i cant wait till i host my own talk show and get to joke around with renee zellweger and julia roberts
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2320 on: December 20, 2007, 09:18:42 AM »
like carson daily?
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2321 on: December 20, 2007, 09:20:42 AM »
Love the thread.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2322 on: December 20, 2007, 09:28:45 AM »


It's so funny how those guys pull out as if they're gonna get the piece of plastic pregnant.

i felt really awkward watching those little clips but i was curious.

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Re: beautiful women thread
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« Reply #2324 on: December 20, 2007, 09:46:18 AM »
come on, surely you can do better than that?
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2325 on: December 20, 2007, 02:06:32 PM »


looks like a real-doll in that pic, wtf
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2326 on: December 20, 2007, 03:40:54 PM »
I used to post

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Re: beautiful women thread
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Re: beautiful women thread
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2329 on: December 25, 2007, 03:51:17 PM »
PAGE IS FUCKED

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2330 on: December 25, 2007, 06:53:56 PM »
for an older broad, amy sedaris goes alright


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2331 on: December 25, 2007, 07:16:02 PM »


I loves me some nice eyes.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2333 on: December 25, 2007, 09:25:06 PM »
I think she's already been on here but she's buttery enough for another picture.




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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2334 on: December 25, 2007, 09:35:06 PM »
id fuck her family guy character too.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2335 on: December 25, 2007, 09:36:27 PM »


I loves me some nice eyes.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2336 on: December 25, 2007, 11:08:20 PM »
for an older broad, amy sedaris goes alright



she's like a compact and petite ball of cute energy
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2337 on: December 25, 2007, 11:11:06 PM »


now we can talk ... haha. the oktoberfest in munich is great as far as titties and hot chicks goes. i've been in munich for skating this year and the whole thing started. i hate this traditional thing, but the girls ... damn

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2338 on: December 25, 2007, 11:36:02 PM »
the 4th reich is lookin pretty good there.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #2339 on: December 25, 2007, 11:58:59 PM »



The bitch from the talk about titties thread...is she already posted in this thread?