Author Topic: beautiful women thread (Read 1535887 times)

lenny · « **Reply #3330 on:** April 29, 2008, 09:12:37 PM »

I knew what was coming, but i still clicked the link anyway

SFblah · « **Reply #3331 on:** April 29, 2008, 10:46:25 PM »

This photographer has some gorgeous Spanish girls all over his flickr.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ciscoestudio/

noice!

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #3332 on:** April 29, 2008, 11:22:09 PM »

This weekend in Montreal, someone made mention of a food called a "Slider". I thought it was a term for a really greasy food where it just digests and slides out your bum hole. Kinda like how you get the cranberry sauce out of the can. That "Thuuuuuurp!" sound. The poo's such a slider, you wipe, and nothing's there.

Well, it wasn't. It was just some gay french name for a stupid desert.

rocklobster · « **Reply #3333 on:** April 30, 2008, 12:24:02 AM »

Quote from: max power on April 29, 2008, 08:37:49 PM

aw man, she's too pretty for that

yup, exactly what makes that porno hot.....

daddy · « **Reply #3334 on:** April 30, 2008, 12:48:49 AM »

this girl came into the shop I work at today

DARIA · « **Reply #3335 on:** April 30, 2008, 01:15:49 AM »

Quote from: rocklobster on April 29, 2008, 07:57:28 PM

nope its dudes.... japanese dudes....

those japs sure do love their humiliation

sergioflorez · « **Reply #3336 on:** April 30, 2008, 01:44:23 AM »

some coachella bangers. i need to get off the internet

im kinda feeling the chunky pocahantas on the left.

lenny · « **Reply #3337 on:** April 30, 2008, 01:46:30 AM »

Quote from: sergioflorez on April 30, 2008, 01:44:23 AM

some coachella bangers. i need to get off the internet

im kinda feeling the chunky pocahantas on the left.

damn, they have a donkey and everything!

snitchers · « **Reply #3338 on:** April 30, 2008, 05:15:55 AM »

rocklobster · « **Reply #3339 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:44:06 AM »

ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!

welcome back snitchers...

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #3340 on:** April 30, 2008, 11:53:01 AM »

Quote from: lenny on April 29, 2008, 09:12:37 PM

I knew what was coming, but i still clicked the link anyway

deluxe_six · « **Reply #3341 on:** April 30, 2008, 12:29:52 PM »

it's a good thing they don't have to censor jizz/piss in japanese porn, or there might as well not even be porn industry in japan

sergioflorez · « **Reply #3342 on:** April 30, 2008, 12:39:15 PM »

Quote from: deluxe_six on April 30, 2008, 12:29:52 PM

it's a good thing they don't have to censor jizz/piss in japanese porn, or there might as well not even be porn industry in japan

speaking of japanese porn. i read this a while back in a flickr picture.

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errrrr....

I always stumble into this porno shop when we go through the Nakano Broadway (it is next to perhaps my favorite toy shop in the whole mall). I enjoy porn, and am amused and befuddled by Japanese porn culture (most Japanese porn is strange and boring to me, but there is oooh so much variety).

I guess i am fascinated by the entire otaku culture and how it relates to REAL romantic relationships (or rather, the lack there of) in Japanese society. There seems to be a real disconnect among many Japanese men and women, with young women preferring to cling to their girlfriends and family, while men retreat to ideal representations of women (in manga, toy statues, porn, etc). Aside from leading to the lowest satisfaction of sex life of any country in the world, it also leads to porn that is filled with long scenes of men clinically examining a women, like they have never seen a vagina before - intensely and vigorously squeezing breasts like a teenage boy might his time getting under a girl's shirt, putting q-tips in a girls vagina, or just getting in there with a speculum to really try and figure out what that hole does. Lots of these films (and believe me i have fast forwarded through enough of them to pass judgment) are about 80% examination, 20% sex (and 0% erotic). So strange. Western porn may be gross, but at least you get the illusion that these people actually like sex.

This porn shop is notable to me though mostly because, without fail, they carry videos of very young girls, no older than 10 year old. Not porn videos exactly, but just videos of them playing and running around in swimsuits and school uniforms and whatever else (or at least this is what i glean from the box covers). There is a whole subculture to this kind of video, and is apparently accepted on some level. The differences of morals from between our cultures never ceases to amaze me.

TheKarmessiah · « **Reply #3343 on:** April 30, 2008, 01:44:09 PM »

dania ramirez

KnockoutNed · « **Reply #3344 on:** April 30, 2008, 01:50:57 PM »

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speaking of japanese porn. i read this a while back in a flickr picture.

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errrrr....

I always stumble into this porno shop when we go through the Nakano Broadway (it is next to perhaps my favorite toy shop in the whole mall). I enjoy porn, and am amused and befuddled by Japanese porn culture (most Japanese porn is strange and boring to me, but there is oooh so much variety).

I guess i am fascinated by the entire otaku culture and how it relates to REAL romantic relationships (or rather, the lack there of) in Japanese society. There seems to be a real disconnect among many Japanese men and women, with young women preferring to cling to their girlfriends and family, while men retreat to ideal representations of women (in manga, toy statues, porn, etc). Aside from leading to the lowest satisfaction of sex life of any country in the world, it also leads to porn that is filled with long scenes of men clinically examining a women, like they have never seen a vagina before - intensely and vigorously squeezing breasts like a teenage boy might his time getting under a girl's shirt, putting q-tips in a girls vagina, or just getting in there with a speculum to really try and figure out what that hole does. Lots of these films (and believe me i have fast forwarded through enough of them to pass judgment) are about 80% examination, 20% sex (and 0% erotic). So strange. Western porn may be gross, but at least you get the illusion that these people actually like sex.

This porn shop is notable to me though mostly because, without fail, they carry videos of very young girls, no older than 10 year old. Not porn videos exactly, but just videos of them playing and running around in swimsuits and school uniforms and whatever else (or at least this is what i glean from the box covers). There is a whole subculture to this kind of video, and is apparently accepted on some level. The differences of morals from between our cultures never ceases to amaze me.
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that third paragraph... hurts my soul. so fucked up...

rocklobster · « **Reply #3345 on:** April 30, 2008, 02:37:31 PM »

gnard for your honesty....

man i am drunk as fuck right now....

SFblah · « **Reply #3346 on:** April 30, 2008, 10:34:01 PM »

Soccer star Ronaldo's ex-girlfriends before he went for tranny's (pic below)

Raica Oliveira

and then he decided to get caught taking this to a motel...says he didn't realize it was a man. Seriously dude?

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #3347 on:** April 30, 2008, 10:57:08 PM »

Maybe he just wanted second base.

bizarro gub · « **Reply #3348 on:** April 30, 2008, 11:05:01 PM »

its always the dudes who have the money and the girl who desperately desire the tranny.

lenny · « **Reply #3349 on:** April 30, 2008, 11:11:20 PM »

He was just into it because they look alike.

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #3350 on:** May 01, 2008, 12:38:15 AM »

Quote from: TheKarmessiah on April 30, 2008, 01:44:09 PM

dania ramirez

That better not be that cunt who ruined the 2nd season of Heroes because it looks an awfully lot like her....

rocklobster · « **Reply #3351 on:** May 01, 2008, 07:36:08 AM »

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it's a good thing they don't have to censor jizz/piss in japanese porn, or there might as well not even be porn industry in japan
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speaking of japanese porn. i read this a while back in a flickr picture.

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errrrr....

I always stumble into this porno shop when we go through the Nakano Broadway (it is next to perhaps my favorite toy shop in the whole mall). I enjoy porn, and am amused and befuddled by Japanese porn culture (most Japanese porn is strange and boring to me, but there is oooh so much variety).

I guess i am fascinated by the entire otaku culture and how it relates to REAL romantic relationships (or rather, the lack there of) in Japanese society. There seems to be a real disconnect among many Japanese men and women, with young women preferring to cling to their girlfriends and family, while men retreat to ideal representations of women (in manga, toy statues, porn, etc). Aside from leading to the lowest satisfaction of sex life of any country in the world, it also leads to porn that is filled with long scenes of men clinically examining a women, like they have never seen a vagina before - intensely and vigorously squeezing breasts like a teenage boy might his time getting under a girl's shirt, putting q-tips in a girls vagina, or just getting in there with a speculum to really try and figure out what that hole does. Lots of these films (and believe me i have fast forwarded through enough of them to pass judgment) are about 80% examination, 20% sex (and 0% erotic). So strange. Western porn may be gross, but at least you get the illusion that these people actually like sex.

This porn shop is notable to me though mostly because, without fail, they carry videos of very young girls, no older than 10 year old. Not porn videos exactly, but just videos of them playing and running around in swimsuits and school uniforms and whatever else (or at least this is what i glean from the box covers). There is a whole subculture to this kind of video, and is apparently accepted on some level. The differences of morals from between our cultures never ceases to amaze me.
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that third paragraph... hurts my soul. so fucked up...

good observation.... im not sure whether to be aroused or disgusted when i watch japanese porn, because some of the japanese porn starlet are so beautiful, and yet they are doing such gross ass thing.... i have a couple of japanese porn mags and those are weird too with all these lifestyle shots of the starlets, like them eating ice cream, playing in the park and just acting cute.... the in the next photo is of them in a rape scene and their face covered in semen....

strangest thing ive seen is japanese squid porn where 2 japanese girls put dead squids on their head and make out....

nocomply · « **Reply #3352 on:** May 01, 2008, 09:45:00 AM »

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This porn shop is notable to me though mostly because, without fail, they carry videos of very young girls, no older than 10 year old. Not porn videos exactly, but just videos of them playing and running around in swimsuits and school uniforms and whatever else (or at least this is what i glean from the box covers). There is a whole subculture to this kind of video, and is apparently accepted on some level. The differences of morals from between our cultures never ceases to amaze me.

I caught a dude at work with a bunch of this shit on his hard drive. Pics of REAL young girls bent over in bikinis, legs spread, etc.... I turned his ass in to the boss and he's gone. That shit is fucked. If it were normal porn I prob would of given him a warning, but there was no way with this crap...

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #3353 on:** May 01, 2008, 09:48:01 AM »

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dania ramirez

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That better not be that cunt who ruined the 2nd season of Heroes because it looks an awfully lot like her....

ALL SHE DID WAS CRY BLACK SHIT!!! STUPID FUCKING INCEST GIRLFRIEND!!!

TheKarmessiah · « **Reply #3354 on:** May 01, 2008, 07:15:57 PM »

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dania ramirez

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That better not be that cunt who ruined the 2nd season of Heroes because it looks an awfully lot like her....
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ALL SHE DID WAS CRY BLACK SHIT!!! STUPID FUCKING INCEST GIRLFRIEND!!!

man what the fuk is you guy talkin about, i dont watch tv. clue me in

sergioflorez · « **Reply #3355 on:** May 01, 2008, 07:26:28 PM »

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dania ramirez

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That better not be that cunt who ruined the 2nd season of Heroes because it looks an awfully lot like her....
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ALL SHE DID WAS CRY BLACK SHIT!!! STUPID FUCKING INCEST GIRLFRIEND!!!
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man what the fuk is you guy talkin about, i dont watch tv. clue me in

2nd season of heroes. dont watch it

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #3356 on:** May 01, 2008, 08:14:34 PM »

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dania ramirez

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That better not be that cunt who ruined the 2nd season of Heroes because it looks an awfully lot like her....
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ALL SHE DID WAS CRY BLACK SHIT!!! STUPID FUCKING INCEST GIRLFRIEND!!!
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man what the fuk is you guy talkin about, i dont watch tv. clue me in

DEEP, THIS IS YOUR EIGHTH FUCKING ACCOUNT HERE!!!!

TheKarmessiah · « **Reply #3357 on:** May 01, 2008, 08:42:14 PM »

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dania ramirez

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That better not be that cunt who ruined the 2nd season of Heroes because it looks an awfully lot like her....
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ALL SHE DID WAS CRY BLACK SHIT!!! STUPID FUCKING INCEST GIRLFRIEND!!!
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man what the fuk is you guy talkin about, i dont watch tv. clue me in
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DEEP, THIS IS YOUR EIGHTH FUCKING ACCOUNT HERE!!!!

actually its probably about my 15th.

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #3358 on:** May 01, 2008, 09:53:24 PM »

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dania ramirez

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That better not be that cunt who ruined the 2nd season of Heroes because it looks an awfully lot like her....
[close]

ALL SHE DID WAS CRY BLACK SHIT!!! STUPID FUCKING INCEST GIRLFRIEND!!!
[close]

man what the fuk is you guy talkin about, i dont watch tv. clue me in
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DEEP, THIS IS YOUR EIGHTH FUCKING ACCOUNT HERE!!!!
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actually its probably about my 15th.

ALEJANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR0!

...fuckin' cunt ruined the series. Kristen Bell saved it though. Well, no, she didn't. She almost did!

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #3359 on:** May 01, 2008, 10:14:10 PM »

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dania ramirez

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That better not be that cunt who ruined the 2nd season of Heroes because it looks an awfully lot like her....
[close]

ALL SHE DID WAS CRY BLACK SHIT!!! STUPID FUCKING INCEST GIRLFRIEND!!!
[close]

man what the fuk is you guy talkin about, i dont watch tv. clue me in
[close]

DEEP, THIS IS YOUR EIGHTH FUCKING ACCOUNT HERE!!!!
[close]

actually its probably about my 15th.
[close]

ALEJANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR0!

...fuckin' cunt ruined the series. Kristen Bell saved it though. Well, no, she didn't. She almost did!

I had a dream where Kristen Bell electrocuted my testicles all day.