Author Topic: beautiful women thread (Read 1536585 times)

brent · « **Reply #3540 on:** June 07, 2008, 01:30:40 PM »

I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley

sergioflorez · « **Reply #3541 on:** June 07, 2008, 01:49:59 PM »

i like a few guys on the ed banger label, but i'll leave it at this with the uffie garbage; being backed by producers like mr. oizo and feadz doesn't give her a pass at talent. her music sucks.

EricLogan · « **Reply #3542 on:** June 07, 2008, 02:13:44 PM »

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ohhhhhh shit remember that part in INTO THE WILD when shes sitting on the bed in her underwear and shes to Emile Hirsch something along-the-lines of "fuck me . . . fuck me now" ?!?!?!? Mannnnnnn, that dude was an idiotttttt to refuse her.

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thats her? she looked like such a heroin baby in that movie, thats why i thought he didnt get down with the clown

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who i am currently in love with:

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im sure if the picture was of her back she would be packing some serious 90's butt in those denims

haha, that Kristin Stewart chick who was in into the wild is going to be in this movie called Twilight in Dec. My girlfriends obsessed with the series and is going to drag me to see it.

jesus0nvi4gra · « **Reply #3543 on:** June 07, 2008, 02:58:49 PM »

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she may have a heart of gold, or what have you, but i just do not find her that attractive. at all.

that "uffie" character though... bathtub picture... a+
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this is uffie.
she dyed her hair blond!
yummy

Her extra chromosome is really starting to show...

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #3544 on:** June 07, 2008, 03:30:28 PM »

I haven't checked this thread in a couple days, and I was bored and thought a good wank would pass the time. So I came here, but the thing is, the only action my body took was not an erection, but rather, I feel an oncoming dump. I don't really know what to make of it.

kilgore. · « **Reply #3545 on:** June 07, 2008, 04:11:22 PM »

Quote from: vicky on June 07, 2008, 12:39:27 PM

who i am currently in love with:

some serious shit would go down in my bathroom with this chick. sexy style though. all respect but no wedding ring.

SFblah · « **Reply #3546 on:** June 07, 2008, 05:41:57 PM »

Quote from: brent on June 07, 2008, 01:30:40 PM

I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley

Haha, props for rhyming

starvingrobot · « **Reply #3547 on:** June 07, 2008, 05:57:10 PM »

lenny · « **Reply #3548 on:** June 07, 2008, 06:02:22 PM »

I've always had a little thing for Mila.

kilgore. · « **Reply #3549 on:** June 07, 2008, 06:04:45 PM »

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the fucks wrong with her face?

starvingrobot · « **Reply #3550 on:** June 07, 2008, 06:05:40 PM »

her nips are out of control.

xi3388 · « **Reply #3551 on:** June 07, 2008, 06:24:34 PM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on June 07, 2008, 06:05:40 PM

her nips are out of control.

raminds me of sneaking off to the library to look at weird native nipples... the kind you could tie ropes to and swing off a cliff on.

brent · « **Reply #3552 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:04:34 PM »

I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks
But I'm sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman
I wanna stick my slim sword in Kim Gordon

lenny · « **Reply #3553 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:10:32 PM »

I want to screw Audrey Tatou.

I would slam Heather Graham.

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #3554 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:12:37 PM »

Quote from: brent on June 07, 2008, 07:04:34 PM

I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks

ewww

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #3555 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:14:59 PM »

Quote from: lenny on June 07, 2008, 07:10:32 PM

I want to screw Audrey Tatou.

I would slam Heather Graham.

yessssss. Especially Heather.

Probably the HOTTEST simulated sex scene in any mainstream movie produced in the the States:
http://youporn.com/watch/16347

lenny · « **Reply #3556 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:21:47 PM »

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I would slam Heather Graham.

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yessssss. Especially Heather.

Probably the HOTTEST simulated sex scene in any mainstream movie produced in the the States:
http://youporn.com/watch/16347

+1, I had forgotten about that scene. thanks for the reminder.

bumptobar · « **Reply #3557 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:22:42 PM »

The amount of ugly chicks throughout this thread is astounding. Some of you dudes are blowin' it.

brent · « **Reply #3558 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:25:18 PM »

i would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum
i wanna get under the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith

sven thorkel · « **Reply #3559 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:28:06 PM »

id throw my bone, to sharon stone (in total recall that is, she probly old en stuff now)

cold budweisers · « **Reply #3560 on:** June 08, 2008, 11:24:30 AM »

http://www.imeem.com/groups/d1pJvbl2,mc_paul_barman//music/yDHIFsoX/cock_mobster/

brent · « **Reply #3561 on:** June 08, 2008, 11:47:41 AM »

SFblah · « **Reply #3562 on:** June 08, 2008, 10:11:11 PM »

Vicky got me stalking some Swedish chicks blog tonight and I found this Swede on the right.

She's beautiful and she's friends with Powder too.

<3

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #3563 on:** June 08, 2008, 10:24:01 PM »

xi3388 · « **Reply #3564 on:** June 08, 2008, 10:50:21 PM »

frig deuce · « **Reply #3565 on:** June 08, 2008, 11:02:48 PM »

Quote from: xi3388 on June 08, 2008, 10:50:21 PM

escuze me, can i getchyo numba?

Chris Hansen is back · « **Reply #3566 on:** June 09, 2008, 12:17:32 AM »

Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

baxty · « **Reply #3567 on:** June 09, 2008, 12:21:49 AM »

Quote from: Chris Hansen is back on June 09, 2008, 12:17:32 AM

Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

Mr. Hansen, can I have your autograph?

xi3388 · « **Reply #3568 on:** June 09, 2008, 12:23:35 AM »

Quote from: Chris Hansen is back on June 09, 2008, 12:17:32 AM

Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

dude you need to be hitting up all the bro rape that as been happening... bromances and brotastic orgy parties are going on all over the place, and you are worried about reposting myspace chicks that none of these guys will ever meet but luckily are able to stare at for the next (how ever long the stay on this page)... chris hansen..... i've got my game cube, natty ice, and bag of black dildoes.... (is that dil-doughs or dil-does... i've never had to pluralize it before)... prepare to be BRORAPED!!!!

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #3569 on:** June 09, 2008, 12:23:58 AM »

holy fuck...

Author Topic: beautiful women thread (Read 1536585 times)

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