beautiful women thread

[Chris Hansen is back]

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Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

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Mr. Hansen, can I have your autograph?

If you want to suck up to me, you can start by deleting the 80 gigs of erotic underager photographs you keep on you mother's Mac Book, you fucking loser. I'm Chris Hansen.

[baxty]

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Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

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Mr. Hansen, can I have your autograph?

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If you want to suck up to me, you can start by deleting the 80 gigs of erotic underager photographs you keep on you mother's Mac Book, you fucking loser. I'm Chris Hansen.

Its my porn you fuck.

[xi3388]

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Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

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Mr. Hansen, can I have your autograph?

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If you want to suck up to me, you can start by deleting the 80 gigs of erotic underager photographs you keep on you mother's Mac Book, you fucking loser. I'm Chris Hansen.

that is probably the funniest shit on here.. especially the fact you keep saying "i'm Chris Hansen"

[Binomial Nomenclature]

I believe the thread title said beautiful women.




Get with the program guys.

[Jack]

she was so fucking hot in Dogville.

[Binomial Nomenclature]

she was so fucking hot in everything.

[Jack]

I'd always harbored a secret hatred of her until I saw that film, but it converted me for life. Maybe it was because she played a cunt who got raped but whatever, I was into it.

[kickrocks]

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ohhhhhh shit remember that part in INTO THE WILD when shes sitting on the bed in her underwear and shes to Emile Hirsch something along-the-lines of "fuck me . . . fuck me now" ?!?!?!? Mannnnnnn, that dude was an idiotttttt to refuse her.

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thats her? she looked like such a heroin baby in that movie, thats why i thought he didnt get down with the clown

guy was stoops for not gettin down.

[Riq Dikulous]

Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

hows wifey C-Hanz?

having organic free range USDA certified sausage withdrawls?

[Nancy Chin The Manicurist]

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she was so fucking hot in everything.

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i remember hearing on the radio that tom cruise was divorcing her, and i said to myself "yup, he's definitely gay"

[frisco]

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Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

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Mr. Hansen, can I have your autograph?

[close]

If you want to suck up to me, you can start by deleting the 80 gigs of erotic underager photographs you keep on you mother's Mac Book, you fucking loser. I'm Chris Hansen.

ahhhh too stoked hes back

[Mackattack]

[Binomial Nomenclature]

[EricLogan]

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Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

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Mr. Hansen, can I have your autograph?

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If you want to suck up to me, you can start by deleting the 80 gigs of erotic underager photographs you keep on you mother's Mac Book, you fucking loser. I'm Chris Hansen.

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ahhhh too stoked hes back

Fuck yes.

[kilgore.]

post more of the swedish girl vicky

[RRRRRAD]

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escuze me, can i getchyo numba?

i think im in love

[blackman]

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escuze me, can i getchyo numba?

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i think im in love

only problem is that lasers come out of her eyez without the shades

[jildo]

more? no stressing either, the chicks actually of age..

[Chris Hansen is back]

"Of Age" to what? Ride the fucking tea cups at the county fair? This shit is unacceptable. Unless those supple breasts are bursting forth from these bikini tops and a silky smooth patch of shredded lettuce is spilling out from the lip of her taco,  post state issued I.D. or GTFO. I'm Chris Hansen.

[Raw!!!]

That Nicole Kidman Vanity Fair cover is seriously so sick.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

chris hansen I hope you stay forever

[jildo]

i...iiii wasn't planning on doing... anything, i just.. ugh came to talk to her.. we're just chatting

[Chris Hansen is back]

As long as sick mother fucks keep jacking off to films and photos of innocent children on this world wide waste, I'll be here to turn the tables and plow them long and hard with a strap-on I like to call "justice".

[Tuna]

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Could the shitheads posting pictures of their 13 year old sister's backyard BBQ pool party please take a fucking seat. Are you assholes serious? Did you think I wouldn't be back to regulate this cess pool? Motherfuckers, I'm the chlorine that stings the sores on your scummy little rodent dicks. Keep treading water and feel the burn. Not even mainlining Valtrex can save you. I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, and you're all in for a world of pain.

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hows wifey C-Hanz?

having organic free range USDA certified sausage withdrawls?

Vov? is that you?

[j....soy.....]

That Nicole Kidman Vanity Fair cover is seriously so sick.

she got herpes.....i'm not revealing my sources....

[Chris Hansen is back]

Vov is nothing but a failure and a coward. When he's not slithering his so called "Brazilian Anaconda" into the unsuspecting mouse holes of 16 year old school girls, he's hiding out under his backyard mega ramp, crying like a little bitch because he knows that at any moment, me and my camera crew could kick in the gates of his neverland organic skateboard farm compound and teach him a real lesson. I'm Chris Hansen, letting Vov know that he should savour every sip of his acia berry smoothie, because the next sip of juice he takes could be from my dick, as I make him pay for his actions and teach him what it takes to be a real man. I'm Chris Hansen.

[starvingrobot]

are you chris hansen?

[brooklyn brawler]

Vov is nothing but a failure and a coward. When he's not slithering his so called "Brazilian Anaconda" into the unsuspecting mouse holes of 16 year old school girls, he's hiding out under his backyard mega ramp, crying like a little bitch because he knows that at any moment, me and my camera crew could kick in the gates of his neverland organic skateboard farm compound and teach him a real lesson. I'm Chris Hansen, letting Vov know that he should savour every sip of his acia berry smoothie, because the next sip of juice he takes could be from my dick, as I make him pay for his actions and teach him what it takes to be a real man. I'm Chris Hansen.

[Riq Dikulous]

Vov is nothing but a failure and a coward. When he's not slithering his so called "Brazilian Anaconda" into the unsuspecting mouse holes of 16 year old school girls, he's hiding out under his backyard mega ramp, crying like a little bitch because he knows that at any moment, me and my camera crew could kick in the gates of his neverland organic skateboard farm compound and teach him a real lesson. I'm Chris Hansen, letting Vov know that he should savour every sip of his acia berry smoothie, because the next sip of juice he takes could be from my dick, as I make him pay for his actions and teach him what it takes to be a real man. I'm Chris Hansen.

OOO gimme that dik chris.

Vov.. err, Riq got that anaconda
put a hurtin on your wife like E. Honda



dont loosen the grip on that ass, nigga. that scarf might come back to the house encrusted with organic excellence...
 
ill dribble some 16 year old wine down the crack off that ass whilst i go Roto Rooter on that vintage bearded clam.

have faith in me Chris Handsome. ill have her humming Emmerson Lake & Palmer while she cleans your dishes.

[secret butterfly wings]