beautiful women thread

[dinosaur]

riq, i would gnar you if i could

[baptized in cum]

[brent]

I'd feel the pubis of Mila Kunis

[Chris Hansen is back]

OOO gimme that dik chris.

Vov.. err, Riq got that anaconda
put a hurtin on your wife like E. Honda



dont loosen the grip on that ass, nigga. that scarf might come back to the house encrusted with organic excellence...
 
ill dribble some 16 year old wine down the crack off that ass whilst i go Roto Rooter on that vintage bearded clam.

have faith in me Chris Handsome. ill have her humming Emmerson Lake & Palmer while she cleans your dishes.

Do you think for even one second that by changing your online identity you can escape, Vov? Welcome to the Rock, motherfucker. You're like Prisoner Number Six and I'm that massive mobile orb, fucking with your shit. Every Banana tree you climb, I'll shake you out, you shithead. You can drop all the Sega Genesis references you want, if that's how you think you can stay relevant, but when your Hurley boardshorts, Teva sandal wearin' kook ass is planted in my seat, your shit will come up shorter than Shaq at the free-throw line. And for the record, Mrs Handsome isn't fucking with short and curlies. That shit gets the Mr Miyagi treatment. Wax on, wax off, cocksucker. I'm Chris Hansen and nobody fucks with my wife and lives to tell the story.

[Riq Dikulous]

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OOO gimme that dik chris.

Vov.. err, Riq got that anaconda
put a hurtin on your wife like E. Honda



dont loosen the grip on that ass, nigga. that scarf might come back to the house encrusted with organic excellence...
 
ill dribble some 16 year old wine down the crack off that ass whilst i go Roto Rooter on that vintage bearded clam.

have faith in me Chris Handsome. ill have her humming Emmerson Lake & Palmer while she cleans your dishes.

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Do you think for even one second that by changing your online identity you can escape, Vov? Welcome to the Rock, motherfucker. You're like Prisoner Number Six and I'm that massive mobile orb, fucking with your shit. Every Banana tree you climb, I'll shake you out, you shithead. You can drop all the Sega Genesis references you want, if that's how you think you can stay relevant, but when your Hurley boardshorts, Teva sandal wearin' kook ass is planted in my seat, your shit will come up shorter than Shaq at the free-throw line. And for the record, Mrs Handsome isn't fucking with short and curlies. That shit gets the Mr Miyagi treatment. Wax on, wax off, cocksucker. I'm Chris Hansen and nobody fucks with my wife and lives to tell the story.

im Chuck Rock, clubbin pussy into shock, nigga


welcome your wife to the Rock that is my phallus
hit it from the back till that booty feelin callused


if you havent noticed, Cristobal, your boy has a soft spot for blondes, even if there aint no carpet to match the curtains

still deep in that cutty, son. doin a charlie brown dance

[vicky]

..thank you fork or shawn

[Chris Hansen is back]

im Chuck Rock, clubbin pussy into shock, nigga


welcome your wife to the Rock that is my phallus
hit it from the back till that booty feelin callused


if you havent noticed, Cristobal, your boy has a soft spot for blondes, even if there aint no carpet to match the curtains

still deep in that cutty, son. doin a charlie brown dance

Good grief...

I'm Chris Hansen and all this twat talk is making me laugh. Let's roll with this, it'll be fun. I've gotta say, Riqqy Vovvy, I can't even begin to imagine the bush on your old lady, Miss Jen O'Brian! You want to talk about dish washing? Well, I'll bet that whore has a Brillo box that would make Warhol cringe. You want to talk curtains and drapes? Fucking Julie Andrews could cut and sew that shit into clothing for a family of Austrian naval children. It's your favorite thing, bitch. It's no wonder you seek refuge in the flawless feminine folds of minors, you can only take so many scratched Oakley lenses in the name of going south on Jen, eh Vov? Shit must be nasty. And the taste! I'll bet when you eat it out, it's like wrapping your lips around the contacts of a car battery and casing it with bong water. That's some toxic scunt sauce, Vov. Now I'd like you to return your seat to the upright position and prepare to be further humiliated. I'm Chris Hansen, and you're fucking done.

[Riq Dikulous]

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im Chuck Rock, clubbin pussy into shock, nigga


welcome your wife to the Rock that is my phallus
hit it from the back till that booty feelin callused


if you havent noticed, Cristobal, your boy has a soft spot for blondes, even if there aint no carpet to match the curtains

still deep in that cutty, son. doin a charlie brown dance

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Good grief...

I'm Chris Hansen and all this twat talk is making me laugh. Let's roll with this, it'll be fun. I've gotta say, Riqqy Vovvy, I can't even begin to imagine the bush on your old lady, Miss Jen O'Brian! You want to talk about dish washing? Well, I'll bet that whore has a Brillo box that would make Warhol cringe. You want to talk curtains and drapes? Fucking Julie Andrews could cut and sew that shit into clothing for a family of Austrian naval children. It's your favorite thing, bitch. It's no wonder you seek refuge in the flawless feminine folds of minors, you can only take so many scratched Oakley lenses in the name of going south on Jen, eh Vov? Shit must be nasty. And the taste! I'll bet when you eat it out, it's like wrapping your lips around the contacts of a car battery and casing it with bong water. That's some toxic scunt sauce, Vov. Now I'd like you to return your seat to the upright position and prepare to be further humiliated. I'm Chris Hansen, and you're fucking done.

fuckin scrub

when real niggas unsheath their machetes they need a robust bush to explore. Riq get to hackin away at that pussy like the yellow man is on his trail. Light that bush on fire and power wash that shit out with my coconut milk.


Thats not to say I dont set up the slip n slide on your wifeys manicured yard.
the Big Dick Swanginista broke out the hoe and plowed into that shit with vigor until your precious Yard of the Month looked like Salems Lot.

Shit, me and Jane Andrews ran a train on that hoe... Jane got a dick like Paul Bunyan.
Unlike you Chris...

Is that what this is all about, nigga?
tryin to bring down the champ cause his dick hang low and yours hang chode?

..maybe the young holes of america would be be better suited for your undersized member.

[ahlee]

you guys should get salary to post here.

[Chris Hansen is back]

Vov, this has nothing to do with the size of Chris Hansen's genitalia (8.5, cut, POG milk cap slammer thick.) and everything to do with the fact that you are a registered sex offender and so despicable you've been known to use the tears of young children as lube while laying your (albeit impressive) pipe line into their virgin landscapes. I don't care where it falls in the viscosity index. I'm Chris Hansen and I for one won't stand for this sort of sickmotherfuckery. You are an abomination and I'm Chris fuckin' Hansen.

[Riq Dikulous]

Vov, this has nothing to do with the size of Chris Hansen's genitalia (8.5, cut, POG milk cap slammer thick.) and everything to do with the fact that you are a registered sex offender and so despicable you've been known to use the tears of young children as lube while laying your (albeit impressive) pipe line into their virgin landscapes. I don't care where it falls in the viscosity index. I'm Chris Hansen and I for one won't stand for this sort of sickmotherfuckery. You are an abomination and I'm Chris fuckin' Hansen.

christopher lets come back down to earth here, big guy.

you got a dick like an fat Japanese ice fisherman.

ill stick the end of a nerds rope in your wifes puckered anus and then enjoy the delicacy in a fashion similar to this:

[Chris Hansen is back]

Down to earth? Oh, right, playing the organic card again. That's cute.

Nerds Ropes and Disney films might work to bait little kids into your raunch ranch, you cock sucker, but they won't work to swoon Mrs C-Hanz. You don't gain C-Hanz status and a fat rock on your finger by fucking around with diddlers. You keep fronting like you've been with real women, well let me break it down for you, Vov. Your wife is a class A pile of shit, lookin' like Swamp Thing's dick, so she's out...and that just leaves you with all the children you violate in your back yard mega-bed. So it looks like you're hurtin' pretty bad at this point. Dickhead.

To reiterate:

Gregory Hines is to floor boards as Riqqy Vovvy is to children's orifices. Tappin' that shit all day, everyday.

I'm Chris Hansen.

[brooklyn brawler]

hoooooooooooly moly

[vicky]

i toss and turn at night wishing that this was actually chris hansen

[brooklyn brawler]

i toss and turn at night wishing that this was with chris hansen

[ahlee]

i toss and turn at night with chris hansen

[jaymeRfortune]

someone needs to bookmark pictures of zooey so i can start my work day off proper.

[Binomial Nomenclature]

jim morrisson shirt

[sergioflorez]

someone needs to bookmark pictures of zooey so i can start my work day off proper.

http://movies.yahoo.com/summer-movies/The-Happening/1809921595/photos/249

these were on yahoo frontpage not to long ago

[tiger woods]

welcome back chris hansen.

[Riq Dikulous]

Down to earth? Oh, right, playing the organic card again. That's cute.

Nerds Ropes and Disney films might work to bait little kids into your raunch ranch, you cock sucker, but they won't work to swoon Mrs C-Hanz. You don't gain C-Hanz status and a fat rock on your finger by fucking around with diddlers. You keep fronting like you've been with real women, well let me break it down for you, Vov. Your wife is a class A pile of shit, lookin' like Swamp Thing's dick, so she's out...and that just leaves you with all the children you violate in your back yard mega-bed. So it looks like you're hurtin' pretty bad at this point. Dickhead.

To reiterate:

Gregory Hines is to floor boards as Riqqy Vovvy is to children's orifices. Tappin' that shit all day, everyday.

I'm Chris Hansen.

yeah nigga i fuck kids
better yet, Riq fuck anything that lives
fuck your wife in the place God forbids
on your sheets i wipe my dick and leave organic skids
Riqqy Vovvy slither through the grass like a viper
popsicle in my hand, call me the pied piper
take Riq to court, the judge must acquit
ill put a funnel in your ass and take a steamy shit in it
nigga chuggin Cisco wine, puffin fine, fine pine
C-Hanz wife, off that ass i snort a line
give his kids bad dreams like i was R.L. Stine
Square Business

[SFblah]

[Chris Hansen is back]

yeah nigga i fuck kids
better yet, Riq fuck anything that lives
fuck your wife in the place God forbids
on your sheets i wipe my dick and leave organic skids
Riqqy Vovvy slither through the grass like a viper
popsicle in my hand, call me the pied piper
take Riq to court, the judge must acquit
ill put a funnel in your ass and take a steamy shit in it
nigga chuggin Cisco wine, puffin fine, fine pine
C-Hanz wife, off that ass i snort a line
give his kids bad dreams like i was R.L. Stine
Square Business

Well Vov, as you may know, I'm a 49 year old white male, so this "Rap Game" is a little new to me, but here goes:

“Please take a seat” this shit is stuck on repeat,


'Cause pedo's won't learn, it's like the meeting adjourned
The piper snatched kiddies from the park and their parents concerned
Vov's got the title of diddler and you know that shit's hard earned

One day seeds in the street ridin' they trike, the next they spread out, takin' in Vov's full pipe
That's Vov in the spotlight 'cause he's got a thing for Michael Stipe
In his dreams they fuck, he wake up in a panic, some shit about blood type

Bent over the coping
kids giving up hoping
by their 13th Birthday, they turned into dope fiends


He conquered their loops, cock covered in poop (Repeat x 3)


In the church of Vov, he's like the priest at high mass
made them smoke hash, just to loosen that ass
Can't cop  a pardon for the size of his hardon
With the seeds he's spreadin' it's like, botanical garden.

He's standin' in line to be  the new Geoffrey Dahmer,
Straight blowin' up ass like Ted Kaczynski--  Unabomber.


Vov be givin' kids AIDS like a blackjack  dealer gives spades,
Lockin' six year old bitches up and makin' them french maids and sex slaves
Some day soon, we kick in the gates to set up the raids,
don't step to C- Hanz, he's the jack of all trades.


Take a seat life.

[xi3388]

day-umn

[Riq Dikulous]

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yeah nigga i fuck kids
better yet, Riq fuck anything that lives
fuck your wife in the place God forbids
on your sheets i wipe my dick and leave organic skids
Riqqy Vovvy slither through the grass like a viper
popsicle in my hand, call me the pied piper
take Riq to court, the judge must acquit
ill put a funnel in your ass and take a steamy shit in it
nigga chuggin Cisco wine, puffin fine, fine pine
C-Hanz wife, off that ass i snort a line
give his kids bad dreams like i was R.L. Stine
Square Business

[close]

Well Vov, as you may know, I'm a 49 year old white male, so this "Rap Game" is a little new to me, but here goes:

“Please take a seat” this shit is stuck on repeat,


'Cause pedo's won't learn, it's like the meeting adjourned
The piper snatched kiddies from the park and their parents concerned
Vov's got the title of diddler and you know that shit's hard earned

One day seeds in the street ridin' they trike, the next they spread out, takin' in Vov's full pipe
That's Vov in the spotlight 'cause he's got a thing for Michael Stipe
In his dreams they fuck, he wake up in a panic, some shit about blood type

Bent over the coping
kids giving up hoping
by their 13th Birthday, they turned into dope fiends


He conquered their loops, cock covered in poop (Repeat x 3)


In the church of Vov, he's like the priest at high mass
made them smoke hash, just to loosen that ass
Can't cop  a pardon for the size of his hardon
With the seeds he's spreadin' it's like, botanical garden.

He's standin' in line to be  the new Geoffrey Dahmer,
Straight blowin' up ass like Ted Kaczynski--  Unabomber.


Vov be givin' kids AIDS like a blackjack  dealer gives spades,
Lockin' six year old bitches up and makin' them french maids and sex slaves
Some day soon, we kick in the gates to set up the raids,
don't step to C- Hanz, he's the jack of all trades.


Take a seat life.

[ahlee]

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yeah nigga i fuck kids
better yet, Riq fuck anything that lives
fuck your wife in the place God forbids
on your sheets i wipe my dick and leave organic skids
Riqqy Vovvy slither through the grass like a viper
popsicle in my hand, call me the pied piper
take Riq to court, the judge must acquit
ill put a funnel in your ass and take a steamy shit in it
nigga chuggin Cisco wine, puffin fine, fine pine
C-Hanz wife, off that ass i snort a line
give his kids bad dreams like i was R.L. Stine
Square Business

[close]

Well Vov, as you may know, I'm a 49 year old white male, so this "Rap Game" is a little new to me, but here goes:

“Please take a seat” this shit is stuck on repeat,


'Cause pedo's won't learn, it's like the meeting adjourned
The piper snatched kiddies from the park and their parents concerned
Vov's got the title of diddler and you know that shit's hard earned

One day seeds in the street ridin' they trike, the next they spread out, takin' in Vov's full pipe
That's Vov in the spotlight 'cause he's got a thing for Michael Stipe
In his dreams they fuck, he wake up in a panic, some shit about blood type

Bent over the coping
kids giving up hoping
by their 13th Birthday, they turned into dope fiends


He conquered their loops, cock covered in poop (Repeat x 3)


In the church of Vov, he's like the priest at high mass
made them smoke hash, just to loosen that ass
Can't cop  a pardon for the size of his hardon
With the seeds he's spreadin' it's like, botanical garden.

He's standin' in line to be  the new Geoffrey Dahmer,
Straight blowin' up ass like Ted Kaczynski--  Unabomber.


Vov be givin' kids AIDS like a blackjack  dealer gives spades,
Lockin' six year old bitches up and makin' them french maids and sex slaves
Some day soon, we kick in the gates to set up the raids,
don't step to C- Hanz, he's the jack of all trades.


Take a seat life.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[vicky]

nancy sinatra was babe status

[Mackattack]

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day-umn

[Edward Penishands]

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d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn!

[close]

[Edward Penishands]

  good morning!