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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3631 on: June 13, 2008, 10:10:46 PM »
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yeah nigga i fuck kids
better yet, Riq fuck anything that lives
fuck your wife in the place God forbids
on your sheets i wipe my dick and leave organic skids
Riqqy Vovvy slither through the grass like a viper
popsicle in my hand, call me the pied piper
take Riq to court, the judge must acquit
ill put a funnel in your ass and take a steamy shit in it
nigga chuggin Cisco wine, puffin fine, fine pine
C-Hanz wife, off that ass i snort a line
give his kids bad dreams like i was R.L. Stine
Square Business


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Well Vov, as you may know, I'm a 49 year old white male, so this "Rap Game" is a little new to me, but here goes:

“Please take a seat” this shit is stuck on repeat,


'Cause pedo's won't learn, it's like the meeting adjourned
The piper snatched kiddies from the park and their parents concerned
Vov's got the title of diddler and you know that shit's hard earned

One day seeds in the street ridin' they trike, the next they spread out, takin' in Vov's full pipe
That's Vov in the spotlight 'cause he's got a thing for Michael Stipe
In his dreams they fuck, he wake up in a panic, some shit about blood type

Bent over the coping
kids giving up hoping
by their 13th Birthday, they turned into dope fiends


He conquered their loops, cock covered in poop (Repeat x 3)


In the church of Vov, he's like the priest at high mass
made them smoke hash, just to loosen that ass
Can't cop  a pardon for the size of his hardon
With the seeds he's spreadin' it's like, botanical garden.

He's standin' in line to be  the new Geoffrey Dahmer,
Straight blowin' up ass like Ted Kaczynski--  Unabomber.


Vov be givin' kids AIDS like a blackjack  dealer gives spades,
Lockin' six year old bitches up and makin' them french maids and sex slaves
Some day soon, we kick in the gates to set up the raids,
don't step to C- Hanz, he's the jack of all trades.


Take a seat life.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow scrolling down to see that Vov had replied with just a picture of himself was fucking awesome.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3632 on: June 15, 2008, 11:35:10 AM »
Girls of the Euro Cup 2008

Austria



Czech


Germany




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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3633 on: June 15, 2008, 11:37:22 AM »
Italy




Italian girls striping and running onto Italy practice field


Poland

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3634 on: June 15, 2008, 11:40:10 AM »
Portugal




Romania


Russia


Spain






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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3635 on: June 15, 2008, 11:41:43 AM »
Sweden





Swiss


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3636 on: June 15, 2008, 11:56:05 AM »
oooooooh my dear lord. this is the one and only reason i love soccer
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3637 on: June 15, 2008, 05:23:22 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3638 on: June 16, 2008, 12:37:40 PM »
amazing sfblah
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3639 on: June 16, 2008, 12:51:17 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3640 on: June 16, 2008, 06:16:52 PM »
More soccer

Poland Croatia - thanks Larry.


Germany



Boy George?


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3641 on: June 16, 2008, 06:27:01 PM »
More soccer

Poland



not poland. looks like croatia.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3642 on: June 16, 2008, 09:12:33 PM »





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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3643 on: June 16, 2008, 09:16:08 PM »
yeash anne hathaway


we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3644 on: June 16, 2008, 09:20:01 PM »
SMASH!

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3645 on: June 16, 2008, 09:23:56 PM »
I always confuse her with liv tyler
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3646 on: June 16, 2008, 09:41:55 PM »
Sweden gets my vote.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3647 on: June 16, 2008, 10:39:33 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3648 on: June 16, 2008, 10:59:08 PM »


snap, where is this beach located??



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3649 on: June 16, 2008, 11:11:24 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3650 on: June 16, 2008, 11:16:33 PM »


didn't she have some SLAP coverage a few months ago? maybe a thread in her honor or something?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3651 on: June 16, 2008, 11:18:06 PM »
keep em' coming unclebobo
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3652 on: June 16, 2008, 11:35:24 PM »


wow
this deserves to get posted a third time

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3653 on: June 16, 2008, 11:46:56 PM »
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wow
this deserves to get posted a third time

sweet lordy lordy.... a forth time i'm sure wouldn't hurt... are there more any more???



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3654 on: June 17, 2008, 12:24:52 AM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3655 on: June 17, 2008, 11:58:49 AM »


oh, you a baller boo?
how tall are you?
5'6", 150?
i need all of you.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3656 on: June 17, 2008, 03:31:48 PM »
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didn't she have some SLAP coverage a few months ago? maybe a thread in her honor or something?

tonycoxhoxsox or whatever posted her back in the spam days

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3657 on: June 17, 2008, 08:56:59 PM »
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oh, you a baller boo?
how tall are you?
5'6", 150?
i need all of you.

5'6 and 150? you into plumpers cam?
I'd go gay for BA.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3658 on: June 18, 2008, 01:10:37 AM »
im glad that even though theres so much going on with the boards (babySweets, new mods, fake accounts), there is still a safe haven for me to look at pictures of naked ladies....
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #3659 on: June 18, 2008, 05:44:09 AM »
^^^Yes, I thought the same thing earlier this week.  Why would they all be arguing about fake accts and whether or not Vegan deleted posts when they can come to this.

*shaking my head in confusion