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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #330 on: July 27, 2011, 10:04:23 PM »
Berra has done things for skating that none of us could even imagine doing. So if you dont like him thats your own problem he is still out there trying to help you and every other skater out there so show the guy some respect. He's a good guy and if you had the opportunities that he has had you cant say you wouldnt take them in a heart beat! So sit here and hate on him behind your computer rather than go out and do something progressive because thats exactly how skateboarding progresses..... Thank you Berra for everything you have done and all the time you have but into the greatest skateboarding site on the internet!
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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #331 on: July 27, 2011, 10:34:09 PM »
The flat bar at the new plaza is the single greatest obstacle ever at a skatepark. Berra gets nothing but props from me.

that is a good flatbar. too bad i fucked my toes up skatin that hubba and can't skate for a bit.

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #332 on: July 27, 2011, 10:41:35 PM »
The flat bar at the new plaza is the single greatest obstacle ever at a skatepark. Berra gets nothing but props from me.


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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #333 on: July 27, 2011, 10:51:26 PM »
Do you know what irony means?


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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #334 on: July 27, 2011, 11:15:19 PM »
Berra has done things for skating that none of us could even imagine doing. So if you dont like him thats your own problem he is still out there trying to help you and every other skater out there so show the guy some respect. He's a good guy and if you had the opportunities that he has had you cant say you wouldnt take them in a heart beat! So sit here and hate on him behind your computer rather than go out and do something progressive because thats exactly how skateboarding progresses..... Thank you Berra for everything you have done and all the time you have but into the greatest skateboarding site on the internet!

Please tell me how Berra is trying to help me.

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #335 on: July 28, 2011, 06:54:11 AM »
Steve Berra couldn't backsmith this tiny rail at SPoT last time he tried to enter the Tampa Pro a couple years ago.  He threw alittle hissy fit and whined like a little bitch and continued to skate terribly. At the same time Rob Dyrdek who sure as hell didn't skate as much as Berra did at that time (2007 Rob and Big peak popularity) was literally throwing down one of the most consistent and technical lines of any of the pros practicing and having fun with it while he was at it.  At the ripe age of 15 I knew right then that day that Steve Berra, 1. sucked balls at skating and 2. was a whiny bitch.  Glad my first impression of Steve Berra was correct. 





The year they filmed that Rob and Big episode at Tampa Pro, when Steve was trying that frontside flip over and over, Brian Anderson rolled up and did it like first try, and then just kept skating away.

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #336 on: July 28, 2011, 06:54:58 AM »
Berra has done things for skating that none of us could even imagine doing. So if you dont like him thats your own problem he is still out there trying to help you and every other skater out there so show the guy some respect. He's a good guy and if you had the opportunities that he has had you cant say you wouldnt take them in a heart beat! So sit here and hate on him behind your computer rather than go out and do something progressive because thats exactly how skateboarding progresses..... Thank you Berra for everything you have done and all the time you have but into the greatest skateboarding site on the internet!
hahaha, steve get outta here.
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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #337 on: July 28, 2011, 09:12:49 AM »
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Steve Berra couldn't backsmith this tiny rail at SPoT last time he tried to enter the Tampa Pro a couple years ago.  He threw alittle hissy fit and whined like a little bitch and continued to skate terribly. At the same time Rob Dyrdek who sure as hell didn't skate as much as Berra did at that time (2007 Rob and Big peak popularity) was literally throwing down one of the most consistent and technical lines of any of the pros practicing and having fun with it while he was at it.  At the ripe age of 15 I knew right then that day that Steve Berra, 1. sucked balls at skating and 2. was a whiny bitch.  Glad my first impression of Steve Berra was correct. 



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The year they filmed that Rob and Big episode at Tampa Pro, when Steve was trying that frontside flip over and over, Brian Anderson rolled up and did it like first try, and then just kept skating away.

That was the same weekend I was there!

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #338 on: August 08, 2011, 07:05:45 PM »
they finally took his ass off the Workshop site. he needs to fucking retire already.

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #339 on: August 09, 2011, 07:40:11 AM »
Dill wrote an alien workshop article in thrasher opening quote was "we axed the scientologist and got 2 new ams" ...dizam

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #340 on: August 09, 2011, 12:04:22 PM »
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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #341 on: August 09, 2011, 12:39:55 PM »

http://youtubedoubler.com/1oWv

 :D  ahh thats too good

"the berrics unified is one of the right ideas - and its firing like an AK-47"   lol

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #343 on: September 18, 2011, 12:55:57 AM »

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #344 on: September 18, 2011, 01:36:12 AM »
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The flat bar at the new plaza is the single greatest obstacle ever at a skatepark. Berra gets nothing but props from me.
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that is a good flatbar. too bad i fucked my toes up skatin that hubba and can't skate for a bit.

Can someone post a pic of this magic flat bar?

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #345 on: September 19, 2011, 01:47:49 AM »
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The flat bar at the new plaza is the single greatest obstacle ever at a skatepark. Berra gets nothing but props from me.
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that is a good flatbar. too bad i fucked my toes up skatin that hubba and can't skate for a bit.
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Can someone post a pic of this magic flat bar?

i would assume its like those yellow ones that seem to follow him around

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #346 on: September 19, 2011, 03:34:18 AM »
Workshop headin down river! 

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #347 on: September 19, 2011, 03:21:24 PM »
I got Steve to Autograph my copy of the Koran.

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #348 on: September 20, 2011, 04:04:12 AM »
One of the first videos I had was a 411 that I got from my cousin. The one with the Steve Berra day in the life. Issue 41, maybe? Fast forwarded that part every fucking time. Holy shit, he sucks. More than 411 ever did... and that's saying something.

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #349 on: September 20, 2011, 06:34:02 AM »
the best part about that 411 is everyhting he pretends is goign to happen, liek his wife leaving him and nobody likeing him, really does happen.

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #350 on: September 20, 2011, 07:53:25 AM »
One of the first videos I had was a 411 that I got from my cousin. The one with the Steve Berra day in the life. Issue 41, maybe? Fast forwarded that part every fucking time. Holy shit, he sucks. More than 411 ever did... and that's saying something.

don't you dare talk shit on episodes 1-50 of 411

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #351 on: December 13, 2011, 04:52:41 PM »
you guys are all shittin on berra for not skating but im sure he wants to skate,but his ankle is so messed up it sounds like a "marble rattling in a cup!"

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #352 on: December 13, 2011, 05:03:21 PM »
you guys are all shittin on berra for not skating but im sure he wants to skate,but his ankle is so messed up it sounds like a "marble rattling in a cup!"

Go home Kook.

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #353 on: December 13, 2011, 07:35:07 PM »
you guys are all shittin on berra for not skating but im sure he wants to skate,but his ankle is so messed up it sounds like a "marble rattling in a cup!"

Yeah, Steve Berra's probably the only skateboarder who's ever gotten an injury. What a martyr!

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Re: Steve Berra Off Alien Workshop
« Reply #354 on: December 14, 2011, 12:33:00 AM »
So you're saying that this was the most recent Berra-shit-talk-thread you could find? Well, at least you didn't start a new "Why does everyone hate the Berrics so much?" -thread...
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