A few years back, a friend of mine bought me some sort of cheap "pocket pussy" back from Europe. I think he got it in one of those machines by the mens room. All it really was was a bag you filled up with warm water and lubed up the tight hole in the front. Drunk and lonely on a new years, I came home from striking out and gave it a shot. Filled it up with not too hot of water, but not too cold. I shot for body temp. Put on a pretty good adult film and went to fucking town on the thing. It broke, I dropped it on the ground, soaked my floor and almost fried my computer. Still boned up, I finished the old fashion way, this time, with wet socks.