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« on: October 07, 2006, 12:11:44 AM »



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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2006, 12:46:49 AM »







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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2006, 12:48:27 AM »
meat overload

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2006, 01:13:45 AM »
did you say barf



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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2006, 03:43:47 AM »

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2006, 05:47:33 AM »


I haven't seen that for awhile, I always thought about if it was real then that guy will probably never get kissed

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2006, 07:16:52 AM »
haha I always thought tubgirl was a girl.

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2006, 01:26:01 PM »
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Cowpokes'll come from a near and far
When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
Roberto Duran ate two before a fight
'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon
Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long
Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill
Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you
Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes Moooooooooo

Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard
Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard
First you gotta clean'em then the butcher cuts'em up
Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup

Saw a big Brangus Steer standing right over there
So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump
Fed my dog that ol' Brangus Steer's hump

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2006, 09:16:09 PM »
Man, you should put a warning at the top of the thread about that tub girl pic. That shit is disgusting! (All puns intended.) I had almost forgotten about that after seeing it a long time ago, but now it is seared into my psyche again.
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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2006, 10:28:01 PM »
haha I always thought tubgirl was a girl.

haha  I'm betting it was either the URL or the vagina in the picture that tipped you off.
p.s. i do that in the bath sometimes. its fun to do it when you have a woody allen. when you open your legs up, your stick goes straight up, as if it wants to go to heaven.  - quote from guess who.

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2006, 10:31:29 PM »
I hate meat snobs.  I will eat every part of the animal.  "I don't eat pork."  "I don't eat hot dogs."  Whatever.  I've eaten some sketchy shit in Southeast Asia.

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2006, 10:49:14 PM »
I hate meat snobs.  I will eat every part of the animal.  "I don't eat pork."  "I don't eat hot dogs."  Whatever.  I've eaten some sketchy shit in Southeast Asia.
i've probably eaten roasted rat a couple times thinking it was chicken that they were selling me

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2006, 01:08:24 AM »
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Cowpokes'll come from a near and far
When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
Roberto Duran ate two before a fight
'Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon
Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long
Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill
Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.

Eat a cow, eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you
Eat a cow, eat a cow it's the thing that goes Moooooooooo

Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard
Gotta hit'em in the head, gotta hit'em real hard
First you gotta clean'em then the butcher cuts'em up
Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup

Saw a big Brangus Steer standing right over there
So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
Bar-B-Q'ed his brisket, a roasted his rump
Fed my dog that ol' Brangus Steer's hump

Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol' steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
It's a grade A meal when I'm in the mood.






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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2006, 04:44:49 PM »
Reverend Horton Heat, actually.









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Re: I eat meat
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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2006, 06:17:36 PM »
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: I eat meat
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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2006, 08:42:49 PM »
meat is great and all but ground beef makes me fucking nauseous

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2006, 10:02:17 PM »
what about the rack of lamb

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2006, 11:11:22 PM »
lamb tastes like shit. worked in a butcher shop for 5 years, family owns one.
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2006, 11:14:02 PM »
so what's your meat of choice

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2006, 02:35:16 PM »
cock cuz he's a ffgat

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Re: I eat meat
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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2006, 02:56:30 PM »
HOW MEAT CAN BE DANGEROUS

A variety of bacteria and diseases can be spread through meat that has been
improperly slaughtered or handled. Some examples are:

E. coli O157:H7 : E. coli is a highly virulent bacteria that can stay alive
in a cow's fecal matter and contaminate meat during slaughter. It can cause
illnesses range from mild diarrhea to premature death. Symptoms of E. coli
infection include abdominal cramps, vomiting, diarrhea and sometimes fever;

Salmonella: Salmonella bacteria live in the intestinal tracts of domestic
animals and can contaminate raw meat, poultry, eggs and dairy products. Like
E. coli, salmonella can be spread through the fecal matter of an animal
during slaughter. In humans, the disease usually causes an acute
gastrointestinal disease lasting four to seven days, with symptoms including
diarrhea, fever, or abdominal cramps. In rare cases, it can be fatal;

Listeria: The listeria bacteria is widespread in nature, particularly in
soil and vegetation. It can infect meat during the slaughtering process, and
is most dangerous in unheated meat products, like cold cuts. Generally less
dangerous than salmonella or E. coli, listeria can lead to the sudden onset
of fever, severe headache, vomiting, and other flu-like symptoms. However,
it can be particularly dangerous to pregnant women, and may cause babies to
be stillborn.
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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2006, 03:32:46 PM »
be a man and eat cows. this thread makes me super hungry

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2006, 04:18:57 PM »
Every year, impotence, or "erectile dysfunction," affects millions of men across the world, with one study showing that as many as half of men over the age of 40 are impotent at least part of the time. Originally, it was thought that impotence was caused by anxiety, but according to the Erectile Dysfunction Institute, up to 90 percent of all cases of impotence are physical as opposed to psychological. That's right: High cholesterol, obesity, diabetes, prostate cancers or inflammations, and hormonal imbalances cause the vast majority of all cases of impotence. The good news is that medical science has proved that all of these conditions can be virtually eliminated (and even cured) with a low-fat vegan diet.

Viagra and other anti-impotence drugs may get you through the night, but a vegetarian diet can get you through your life. Numerous physicians and nutritionists agree that the best way to prevent artery blockage as well as multiple other conditions that cause impotence is to eat a diet high in fiber, including plenty of fruits, vegetables, and whole grains. These foods will scrub the plaque off the arterial walls to get your blood flowing and your love life going again in no time. For vegetarian recipes and information, please check out our vegetarian starter kit.


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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2006, 04:19:57 PM »
"Why can't I eat all the meat I want and then just take Viagra?"
The answer is simple: Viagra doesn't work for everyone. Up to 40 percent of the men who take it report absolutely no result at all. Also, some medications end up having long-term, dangerous side effects that don't show up for a while. Remember fen-phen? It was a miracle diet drug that ended up causing heart damage and death in a large percentage of those who used it and was then taken off the market in 1997. Finally, it costs up to $12 for a single dose of Viagra every time you want to achieve an erection. That's immeasurably more expensive than switching to spaghetti with marinara sauce instead of fried chicken or fish filet.

"What if I'm already experiencing impotence?"
It's not too late! Even if your impotence is caused by your blood pressure medication, going vegetarian or vegan will greatly improve your ability to produce a hard and lasting erection. Cutting meat and dairy products out of your diet is a great way to lower your cholesterol and blood pressure naturally and get your equipment back in working condition.

"Won't I get weak and unhealthy if I don't eat meat or dairy products?"
Meat and dairy products are high in saturated fat and cholesterol—two substances that have been linked to heart disease, cancer, strokes, and a host of other ailments. You can get all the nutrients you need from a healthy plant-based diet without having to worry about cholesterol and excessive fat. In addition to having flesh that is full of saturated fat and cholesterol, chickens, cows, sheep, and other livestock are fed hormones to increase their body mass and produce more meat or milk. These hormones deposit themselves in the fat cells of the meat or the milk. They build up in your body and throw your hormonal balance off drastically. Very often the imbalance becomes so severe that men become estrogen-dominant instead of testosterone-dominant. This can lead to the development of breasts, increased obesity, prostate cancer, and accelerated aging. There is a wide variety of wonderful vegetable products that contain abundant amounts of protein and other nutrients that are great alternatives to meat and dairy products. Visit GoVeg.com for more information.

"Is there any other way that eating meat can affect my sex life?"
Most definitely! Eating a meat-laden diet greatly increases the amount of synthetic hormones that your body takes in. These hormones may contribute to a reduced sperm count, a rise in testicular tumors, and an increase in the incidence of undescended testicles and malformed genitals.


"My impotence is caused by high blood pressure medication, not by cholesterol. How is quitting the consumption of meat and dairy products going to help me?
Your high blood pressure is most likely a direct result of a diet rich in meat and dairy products. The incidence of hypertension (high blood pressure) is very low in those who abstain from meat and dairy products. So stop eating burgers and drinking milk and have some pasta and a salad instead. Changing your diet will help lower your blood pressure, hopefully to a point where you can stop taking the impotence-causing medication.

"I'm still young. I don't have to worry about impotence, do I?"
According to a recent study by the National Institute of Aging, cholesterol levels were much more of a factor than age in the onset of impotence. The study included more than 3,000 men between the ages of 25 and 83 and proved that men with cholesterol over 240 milligrams per deciliter of blood had double the risk of penile dysfunction compared to men with cholesterol of 180 milligrams per deciliter of blood. Cardiovascular disease often starts in childhood. You'll pay for all those years of eating meat as a youngster later in life. Don't set yourself up for problems in the future

"Are there any other benefits to going vegetarian?"
Of course! Vegetarians/vegans are generally much slimmer and have a lower incidence of heart disease, cancer, and other illnesses. Plus, you don't have to have the death of tortured animals on your conscience! Learn more about the benefits of a vegetarian diet.

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2006, 04:20:59 PM »
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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2006, 05:09:20 PM »
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I say if you're one of the people in the world lucky enough to get a steak, bite the shit out of it...

Any body had kobe beef ribeyes? Shits expensive but taste hella good char'd off the grill with some season salt. They are extra fatty ribeyes so you get all kinds of crispy, fatty nibbles. so good, just got to an upscale meat place when you got some extra cash and try one.

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Re: I eat meat
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2006, 05:10:13 PM »
looks like fuckingvegan made an account