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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #390 on: December 23, 2021, 08:38:11 PM »
Lmao, drunk in a bar the night before Christmas Eve next to a dead ringer for Marc Johnson.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #391 on: December 23, 2021, 10:31:55 PM »
Lmao, drunk in a bar the night before Christmas Eve next to a dead ringer for Marc Johnson.

busy and stressful time of year, even if you're having fun. christmas week bar nights are some of the best. i've been there with a group of friends and had a blast, and i've been there when its so slow that 9 of us are watching home alone with the volume on. cheers.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #392 on: December 24, 2021, 06:50:38 PM »
time to embarrass myself
while cool-guying is a real phenomenon, studies show that 83% of all cool-guying incidents can be attributed to the cool-guyee being an awkward weirdo

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #393 on: December 24, 2021, 10:54:28 PM »
time to embarrass myself

Me too. In a bar again on Christmas Eve. (Getting divorced fucking rules.) DJ looks like Duffman with Wrecko’s tattoos. How the eff do I keep running into  skateboarder lookalikes in bars like this, it’s unreal.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #394 on: December 25, 2021, 05:35:12 PM »
Me and wifey 5 trulys deep playing mariokart bumping donna summer what up

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #395 on: December 31, 2021, 10:14:55 PM »
My life is unutterably dark and this thread is my dominion. Drunk. Alone in a bar on New Year’s Eve. Whatever does not kill me only makes me stronger.

Edit: realizing anew just now how dark it is that the symbol of each new year is the clock striking midnight, the death knell of the old year. Fuck.
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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #396 on: January 01, 2022, 02:39:29 PM »
My life is unutterably dark and this thread is my dominion.
Dark however love this sentence. Hope you ended up having fun last night Mr Stinky

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #397 on: January 02, 2022, 06:21:07 PM »
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My life is unutterably dark and this thread is my dominion.
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Dark however love this sentence. Hope you ended up having fun last night Mr Stinky

Haha, thanks man. It ended up being mostly okay. I talked to a pharma rep from Portland who looked exactly like Fancy Lad’s own Bigzo. Like I said, I tend to run into skater doppelgängers in bars for some goddamn reason.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #398 on: January 02, 2022, 09:55:17 PM »
I'm not sure if I even comment on here when I'm sober

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #399 on: January 08, 2022, 07:33:02 AM »
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Bro, if they have a son though


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The duality of it tho!…

One grandparent, the most important white person of the early 90’s, who killed himself out of an ego driven ideal of authenticity.

The other grandparent, the most important white person of the late 90’s, who sold out to corporations as a way to evangelize skateboarding globally.

He might come out looking like the dude from Powder!

Post from last night when I had too much red wine hahahahaha.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #400 on: September 09, 2022, 02:11:03 AM »
Hmm I see this topic hasn't had much action recently. I wonder if it has to do with not wanting to glorify being intoxicated? Whatever the reason, I'm a little bit drunk, and glad to have made it home in one piece skating through the early morning streets. They are still quiet and it's still summer.

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #401 on: September 09, 2022, 02:06:13 PM »
im gonna black out and front board a 7 stair like its 2006

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #402 on: September 25, 2022, 05:31:24 PM »
I’ve been drinking Jiant spiked teas and they’re fucking delicious. I also bought a Simply Spike Lemonade. I’m less trusting of this brand in terms of alcohol consumption. I might throw up immediately but that’s the chance I chose to take. I’m bored as shit and I’m gonna chase away the gloomiest with lemonade booze.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #403 on: September 25, 2022, 06:33:21 PM »
I live in Utah so I imagine alcohol is better and stronger everywhere else, but the citrus rush from Monaco is so good. One can is a perfect buzz and anything else after is a perfect excuse to send deranged messages or be annoying.
i love skateboarding all the time, but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #404 on: September 26, 2022, 12:51:10 AM »
 yeaaeaeah  8)  8) 8) 8)

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #405 on: September 26, 2022, 02:01:56 PM »
ayeeeeeeeeeeee gettin drunk@work 8) 8) 8)

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Re: Bump When Drunk
« Reply #406 on: October 18, 2022, 07:40:00 PM »
Padres game, time to drink! :D Padres are losing, time to drink! :'(
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?