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« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2011, 12:02:06 AM »
Can't believe he went for the front 180 ender instead of the kickflip off the table. That's my only gripe.

Considering how uncomfortable that kid looked on his board.  Landing switch was a miracle.

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« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2011, 04:50:14 AM »
That clip was amazing, "woa"  Need more.

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« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2011, 04:56:39 AM »
I ´d love to see Theotis watch porn " wow, that dudes got a big dick, sick..."

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« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2011, 05:19:16 AM »
goddayum nigga, this is some next level faggotry, kill o'dell

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Re: Theotis reviews sponsor me tapes
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2011, 05:36:30 AM »
so, finally we saw childoftheburbs skate. not bad.

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« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2011, 06:49:33 AM »
so, finally we saw childoftheburbs skate. not bad.

Hahahaha

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« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2011, 09:16:54 PM »
"damn, he ran up his house and did a backflip! that could've been last trick."

hahaha i love theotis

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« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2011, 09:55:33 PM »
Footage of Theotis talking always makes me laugh, he genuinely seems like a real cool dude. Im submitting a video for that contest as we speak. I would be really hyped if he talked shit and bashed everything in my video.

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« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2011, 10:03:18 PM »
"Line in the middle of the street ain't no cars coming" "Damn got a kickflip on flat" I love Theotis.

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« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2011, 10:26:47 PM »
so, finally we saw childoftheburbs skate. not bad.
I haven't laughed so hard in a while. You're the man.

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« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2011, 10:54:40 PM »
He really is the most naturally diplomatic person on the planet.


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« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2011, 11:45:51 PM »
He really is the most naturally diplomatic person on the planet.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Theotis reviews sponsor me tapes
« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2011, 05:33:41 AM »
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Yea but if he just started skating, why did he feel the need to send in a video to a company?
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because he's a little kid and that's what kids do
I never did that shit when I was a little kid. I'm not saying that shitty kids have never filmed themselves skating before, but this whole phenomenon of being a youtube star is a pretty recent trend.
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« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2011, 06:43:52 AM »
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Yea but if he just started skating, why did he feel the need to send in a video to a company?
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because he's a little kid and that's what kids do
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I never did that shit when I was a little kid. I'm not saying that shitty kids have never filmed themselves skating before, but this whole phenomenon of being a youtube star is a pretty recent trend.

Maybe because youtube is recent ..

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« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2011, 07:36:17 AM »
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Yea but if he just started skating, why did he feel the need to send in a video to a company?
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because he's a little kid and that's what kids do

exactly, they feel that everything is about being sponsored and being pro, instead of fun.
nigga when's the last time you caught a pokemon with a great ball?

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« Reply #45 on: June 11, 2011, 08:05:45 AM »
first trick comment was best

uh oh...

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Re: Theotis reviews sponsor me tapes
« Reply #46 on: June 11, 2011, 09:52:03 AM »
goddayum nigga, this is some next level faggotry, kill o'dell

Seriously, O'Dell's the real asshole here. It's one thing to laugh at sponsor me tapes, but to pick kids like this and try to get Theotis to say something bad is just lame. Granted, the kid that sent in the tape probably doesn't get the sarcasm but it's still lame of O'Dell.
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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« Reply #47 on: June 11, 2011, 10:17:18 AM »
sent mine in i hope he says something bad

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« Reply #48 on: June 11, 2011, 10:18:03 AM »
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He really is the most naturally diplomatic person on the planet.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not Osama though. He would probably blow up all the skate spots...


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Re: Theotis reviews sponsor me tapes
« Reply #49 on: June 11, 2011, 11:20:10 PM »
It would be cooler if every vid had a different pro.
If Slash had to review this I bet it would have been so funny!
come to think of it, this would be the perfect job for Tim O'Conner
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« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2011, 09:21:01 AM »
I ?d love to see Theotis watch porn " wow, that dudes got a big dick, sick..."
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so, finally we saw childoftheburbs skate. not bad.
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Hahahaha
nigga when's the last time you caught a pokemon with a great ball?

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« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2011, 09:55:43 AM »
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Can't believe he went for the front 180 ender instead of the kickflip off the table. That's my only gripe.
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i've got his next video part, his ender is insane! half cab the bench! pm me for a link.

Hooch is crazy

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« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2011, 11:21:58 AM »
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He really is the most naturally diplomatic person on the planet.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Not Osama though. He would probably blow up all the skate spots...
Osama's beard is pretty sick though.
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2011, 12:07:04 PM »
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He really is the most naturally diplomatic person on the planet.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Not Osama though. He would probably blow up all the skate spots...
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Osama's beard is pretty sick though.

Nothing about Osama is sick.

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Re: Theotis reviews sponsor me tapes
« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2011, 12:20:35 PM »
When I was a little kid somebody told me that if you send pictures of you skating to vans they give you free shoes and it was called being sponsored. I didn't even understand what sponsorship was or why companies do it and thought he was lying, but I could easily see a kid just going for it, especially considering technology has made computers and cameras far more accessible to kids, you bitter old fucks.
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« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2011, 12:36:11 PM »
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He really is the most naturally diplomatic person on the planet.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Not Osama though. He would probably blow up all the skate spots...
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Osama's beard is pretty sick though.
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Nothing about Osama is sick.
It's a Theotis Beasley quote.

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« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2011, 12:58:49 PM »
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He really is the most naturally diplomatic person on the planet.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Not Osama though. He would probably blow up all the skate spots...
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Osama's beard is pretty sick though.
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Nothing about Osama is sick.
He's dead and all now, but dude was on a kidney dialysis machine...
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« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2011, 07:38:01 AM »
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He really is the most naturally diplomatic person on the planet.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Not Osama though. He would probably blow up all the skate spots...
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Osama's beard is pretty sick though.
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Nothing about Osama is sick.
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He's dead and all now, but dude was on a kidney dialysis machine...

Renal failure is pretty sick.

Speaking of sick stuff and kids totally shredding, it's kind of like this.



If young dudes wanna skate and stick it out and all that, that's great. But filming a sponsor me tape when you know 3 tricks is ridiculous. Well, I guess dudes have made careers out of a bag that deep, so what do I know?
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Re: Theotis reviews sponsor me tapes
« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2011, 07:43:45 AM »
What was that video from a few years back where O'Dell asked Theotis what he thought of a bunch of skaters? There was something funny about Brandon Turner and Todd Falcon in there.

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Re: Theotis reviews sponsor me tapes
« Reply #59 on: June 16, 2011, 03:34:59 PM »
<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/25164027?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="">Theotis Beasley Sponsor Me Review #3 Stephen Moulding</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/altamont">Altamont Apparel</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

This guy's definitely getting a box.
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