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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5010 on: July 21, 2021, 09:39:31 AM »
I’m not religious but it should be enough to just self identify as Jewish

I don't think it's that simple. Jewish is both an ethnic group and a religion. You can have Jewish DNA (e.g., Ashkenazi or Sephardic) and that's how racism against Jewish people can exist (anti-Semitism). You can also practice the religion of the Jews, Judaism. So you can have ethnically Jewish people who don't practice Judaism, and non-ethnically Jewish people who do. I asked the question because I was wondering what the laws or rules are among fully ethnically and religiously Jewish people for this kind of thing, being that it seems fairly complicated.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5011 on: July 21, 2021, 11:58:18 AM »
I've heard you need a Jewish mom to be considered Jewish by certain Jewish people. I've also heard a woman say that because her dad was Jewish, and her mom not, a lot of people didn't consider her Jewish. But would this woman's kids be considered Jewish since their mom is half-Jewish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp7UXrMoNjE&list=OLAK5uy_l5cCc2pXkpxL-AZo_QWdAdXumOq-cJYPU&index=2

Starting around 5 minutes.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5012 on: July 21, 2021, 03:52:11 PM »
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I’m not religious but it should be enough to just self identify as Jewish
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I don't think it's that simple. Jewish is both an ethnic group and a religion. You can have Jewish DNA (e.g., Ashkenazi or Sephardic) and that's how racism against Jewish people can exist (anti-Semitism). You can also practice the religion of the Jews, Judaism. So you can have ethnically Jewish people who don't practice Judaism, and non-ethnically Jewish people who do. I asked the question because I was wondering what the laws or rules are among fully ethnically and religiously Jewish people for this kind of thing, being that it seems fairly complicated.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5013 on: July 22, 2021, 06:34:05 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5014 on: July 22, 2021, 01:15:02 PM »
why does Eric Koston waste a spot at BATB every year to not try & laugh about bailing a varial heel

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5015 on: July 23, 2021, 10:35:40 AM »
Pondering sobriety. Would we all be better off if we were just sober all the time? I smoked a shit ton of weed for a while, kinda regret it cause it was a handicap and cost a lot of money. It was like a phone bill, expensive but I didn't really question it.

Sometimes though I want to feel some sort of buzz at the end of the day. Wondering if that's normal and healthy or just a crutch, some leftover feeling from years of being stoned. A little beer ain't so bad but messes with sleep and makes you fat. There's kratom but that's kinda a weird gas station legal high that mimics an opiate. And there's always good ol weed but I wonder if I'd just fall into old habits again.

Anything stronger is just for dabbling at most, ain't nobody functioning on the hard shit for long. Can't really be doing psychs on the reg either unless you're a real astronaut.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5016 on: July 23, 2021, 11:08:28 AM »
Pondering sobriety. Would we all be better off if we were just sober all the time? I smoked a shit ton of weed for a while, kinda regret it cause it was a handicap and cost a lot of money. It was like a phone bill, expensive but I didn't really question it.

Sometimes though I want to feel some sort of buzz at the end of the day. Wondering if that's normal and healthy or just a crutch, some leftover feeling from years of being stoned. A little beer ain't so bad but messes with sleep and makes you fat. There's kratom but that's kinda a weird gas station legal high that mimics an opiate. And there's always good ol weed but I wonder if I'd just fall into old habits again.

Anything stronger is just for dabbling at most, ain't nobody functioning on the hard shit for long. Can't really be doing psychs on the reg either unless you're a real astronaut.

stop abusing drugs & enjoy them instead.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5017 on: July 23, 2021, 12:08:57 PM »
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just thinking about the phrase to "to tear someone a new one" - not exactly what's in the quotations, but you know what I mean, the idea of tearing someone a new arsehole. it's quite mainstream lingo, but what a savage, gruesome and grotesque concept... that's all.
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Makes it sound hella easy, too. Like, I’m just going to rip a hole and it’s going to be your new butthole. It’s gotta be more complicated than that. You’d have to re-wire the whole butt tube to make the new hole a butthole, otherwise, it’s just a hole.
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Re-wiring butt tubes. I like where your brain went.
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Nah deg, assholes rip like tissue paper, and one anal fissure is all you really need to develop a big ol’ anal fistula.

Yeah, but that's not tearing a new one, it's just tearing the old one and making it bigger. For a new one, you'd def need a re-wire.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5018 on: July 23, 2021, 01:13:17 PM »
Pondering sobriety. Would we all be better off if we were just sober all the time? I smoked a shit ton of weed for a while, kinda regret it cause it was a handicap and cost a lot of money. It was like a phone bill, expensive but I didn't really question it.

Sometimes though I want to feel some sort of buzz at the end of the day. Wondering if that's normal and healthy or just a crutch, some leftover feeling from years of being stoned. A little beer ain't so bad but messes with sleep and makes you fat. There's kratom but that's kinda a weird gas station legal high that mimics an opiate. And there's always good ol weed but I wonder if I'd just fall into old habits again.

Anything stronger is just for dabbling at most, ain't nobody functioning on the hard shit for long. Can't really be doing psychs on the reg either unless you're a real astronaut.

Kratom is amazing and not just some fluffy legal high. It's a huge shame that people really want to use it to treat their opiate addictions but it's not legal in many countries.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5019 on: July 23, 2021, 09:07:44 PM »
glad i dropped out of college

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5020 on: July 24, 2021, 04:56:30 AM »
I can't stop thinking about this move anyone know what it's called? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y6XxhZ_-Dg8&t=41s

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5021 on: July 26, 2021, 08:27:44 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5022 on: July 27, 2021, 12:38:03 AM »
As far as we know, all the matter and energy that make up every single atom in our bodies has been around since the Big Bang and will, presumably, be around until the universe evaporates due to complete heat death.  Pretty fucked up if you think about it.

There’s also some quote that says (paraphrasing) that our thoughts and consciousness is the universe becoming aware of itself.  Also kind of spooky.  To me anyways.

Actually pretty much everything about the universe is fucking freaky, come to think of it.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5023 on: July 27, 2021, 02:05:38 PM »
If China got hit by a meteor and it wiped out half the population, would they try to blame the USA for that some way.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5024 on: July 27, 2021, 02:20:44 PM »
Homie if China got hit by a meteorite big enough to kill half the people living there we would all die too. The ash and debris in the sky from an impact that big would likely block the sun out for years not to mention the tsunamis and earthquakes that would come after and just like the giant lizard chicken things that ruled this planet for millions of years before the monkeys learned to talk we would be ghosts.  Or if you did make it through all the chaos immediately after the world would be some sort of mad max scenario. Master blaster vats of pig shit and raggedy man.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5025 on: July 27, 2021, 03:53:31 PM »
getting hungry is a bitch. in the future theyll prob just invent a capsule where youre good for 5+ days after taking it. pleasures from taste might even be more of a recreational function thing at the touch of a button without digestion etc. not that i would even want that necessarily

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5026 on: July 27, 2021, 04:12:30 PM »
getting hungry is a bitch. in the future theyll prob just invent a capsule where youre good for 5+ days after taking it. pleasures from taste might even be more of a recreational function thing at the touch of a button without digestion etc. not that i would even want that necessarily

did you ponder this after meeting mr malto ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5027 on: July 27, 2021, 04:41:59 PM »
lmao no

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5028 on: July 27, 2021, 04:48:37 PM »
i was learning about the bardo and how there are 49 days between death and rebirth and during this time your consciousness travels through these different bardos but i was wondering what the bardos was in? what is that space? can we go there? whats that like?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5029 on: July 28, 2021, 05:25:17 AM »
if thats like purgatory before reincarnation whats the point anyway if fuckers forget their past lives

think im gonna stop smoking weed completely for a while after the rest of this bag. i wanna improve self control

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5030 on: July 28, 2021, 05:52:43 AM »
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5031 on: July 28, 2021, 06:43:21 AM »
I can't stop thinking about this move anyone know what it's called? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y6XxhZ_-Dg8&t=41s

A triple backflip?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5032 on: July 29, 2021, 10:46:52 AM »
Who is KB?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5033 on: July 29, 2021, 10:53:04 AM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5034 on: July 29, 2021, 11:02:40 AM »
Thanks a lot. Sometimes I feel old.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5035 on: July 29, 2021, 12:00:09 PM »
nazino cannibal island. its where stalin would send some of the undesireables. check out some of the short docs on youtube. gnarly stuff



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5036 on: July 29, 2021, 03:20:18 PM »
nazino cannibal island. its where stalin would send some of the undesireables. check out some of the short docs on youtube. gnarly stuff

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5037 on: July 31, 2021, 04:53:20 AM »
pigsty optimism

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5038 on: July 31, 2021, 04:56:29 AM »
Nah bro the problem with those meal in a pill concepts is like, you can’t get enough atoms or whatever they’re called in the space of the pill to replace a meal that would fit on a plate because atoms

The best they can do in such a small space is amphetamines and they’re fucking shit
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #5039 on: July 31, 2021, 10:36:23 AM »
Nah bro the problem with those meal in a pill concepts is like, you can’t get enough atoms or whatever they’re called in the space of the pill to replace a meal that would fit on a plate because atoms

If you took a pill-sized dollop of a neutron star, it’d have more atoms in it than the Pacific Ocean though.  You’d for sure be full.
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