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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1110 on: February 23, 2014, 04:23:04 PM »
What it would feel like to stick my dick in a sea enemy.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1111 on: February 23, 2014, 07:34:16 PM »
I've been thinking a lot about the book "The Giving Tree" a lot lately. The kid in the book is such an greedy shit. That fucking tree gives him everything and the kid only stops by to kick it when he needs something. He even let the kid, as an old ass man sit on him. Who the fuck wants some crusty ass dude sitting on him? Especially after he take you for everything you got. That kid is going to fucking die, and leave the fucking tree a stump.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1112 on: February 23, 2014, 07:44:52 PM »
I've been thinking a lot about the book "The Giving Tree" a lot lately. The kid in the book is such an greedy shit. That fucking tree gives him everything and the kid only stops by to kick it when he needs something. He even let the kid, as an old ass man sit on him. Who the fuck wants some crusty ass dude sitting on him? Especially after he take you for everything you got. That kid is going to fucking die, and leave the fucking tree a stump.
Oh shit, a Shel Silverstein fan! You know he used to write for Playboy?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1113 on: February 23, 2014, 08:07:35 PM »
he's also a goddamn lunatic.

he's rad.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1114 on: February 23, 2014, 08:13:02 PM »
he's also a goddamn lunatic.

he's rad.



Is that so?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1115 on: February 26, 2014, 11:56:55 AM »
why dont i just ask the guy stocking the vending machine for a freebie
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1116 on: February 27, 2014, 02:22:01 PM »
if a person had more legs or at least more joints in their legs what kind've flip tricks they'd be able to do.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1117 on: February 27, 2014, 02:57:06 PM »
Before cameras were invented, did anyone think it would be possible to capture an image of something? Or electrecity, did someone 100 years before the lightbulb was invented even consider that that could happen? Will there be a new thing in the future that equates to how important these inventions were/are?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1118 on: February 27, 2014, 02:58:13 PM »
Before cameras were invented, did anyone think it would be possible to capture an image of something?
renaissance painters

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1119 on: March 01, 2014, 01:37:53 PM »

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1120 on: March 04, 2014, 03:48:40 AM »
has a pair of twin sisters unknowingly gotten married to a pair of twin brothers

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1121 on: March 06, 2014, 07:24:00 AM »
is a big spin really that big of a spin?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1122 on: March 06, 2014, 07:45:19 AM »
has a pair of twin sisters unknowingly gotten married to a pair of twin brothers
I know twin sisters that married twin brothers but not unknowingly.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1123 on: March 06, 2014, 07:50:14 AM »
Is it lame to start a little skate zine?
Never lame if you put your heart into it.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1124 on: March 06, 2014, 08:51:25 AM »
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has a pair of twin sisters unknowingly gotten married to a pair of twin brothers
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I know twin sisters that married twin brothers but not unknowingly.

Rad! you think they've ever 'accidentally' swapped partners for a night?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1125 on: March 06, 2014, 09:06:58 AM »
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has a pair of twin sisters unknowingly gotten married to a pair of twin brothers
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I know twin sisters that married twin brothers but not unknowingly.
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Rad! you think they've ever 'accidentally' swapped partners for a night?
I'm gonna say no but I'm hoping they have.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1126 on: March 06, 2014, 09:36:51 AM »
I've been thinking a lot about the book "The Giving Tree" a lot lately. The kid in the book is such an greedy shit. That fucking tree gives him everything and the kid only stops by to kick it when he needs something. He even let the kid, as an old ass man sit on him. Who the fuck wants some crusty ass dude sitting on him? Especially after he take you for everything you got. That kid is going to fucking die, and leave the fucking tree a stump.
wow I think you've missed the point then. The tree wanted nothing more than to give the kid everything it had, and everytime he'd return it gave the tree a sense of purpose. Without the boy, the tree wasn't anything more than just another tree in the woods. and without the tree, the boy wouldn't have had what he needed. Some relationships in life are mutually beneficial on the same levels, but some are a little more complicated than a 1 for 1 exchange. Everybody on earth gives and takes, some people feel love by giving and don't need reciprocation, others feel love by being helped when they need it even when they dont have much to offer the other person.

Your "selfish" interpretation is the one I've heard most from other people, but thats probably because it's the most surface level observation of what was going on in the book.

Anyways, it's interesting at how such large and sometimes indefinable things get tackled by children's books. But then again, if you look at it as the stories you'll have known longer than any others through out your life, it makes sense to have them take on larger and loftier concepts. And sometimes the "simplified" delivery system of a book easy enough to read as a child means that interpretations can vary wildly or get lost in the boiling down.

My folks read it to me as a kid a lot, and I read it on my own even more later on. Eventually I came to realize why it resonated with me so much, I started to recognize that everyone is both the boy & the tree, some more one than the other, but being equalized in the great balance of humanity.
Now I have the cover tattoo'd on my left arm and the last page when the boy is old and sitting on the stump on my right. It reminds me of my folks, and of everything I've taken, and everything I have to give.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1127 on: June 09, 2014, 11:32:45 PM »
Thinking about getting a condom and trying to put it on. I just want to know how it feels. I wonder how you tell which way it rolls. Does it matter which way?
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1128 on: June 10, 2014, 06:30:08 AM »
It rolls down.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1129 on: June 10, 2014, 12:52:40 PM »
How the width of a pool table is twice the length.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1130 on: June 10, 2014, 04:11:57 PM »
Why the people who invented flight and other modes of transportation are being praised as geniuses but the inventors of toilet paper and toothpaste are forgotten.

Why people expect others to consider their emotional needs in non-emotional situations

Also some Seinfeld inconsistencies. eg: When George talks about how he could've been different if they would have a mantelpiece at home; while at his childhood home there is clearly a mantelpiece.




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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1131 on: June 10, 2014, 04:15:48 PM »
Why the people who invented flight and other modes of transportation are being praised as geniuses but the inventors of toilet paper and toothpaste are forgotten.
Gotta get those goods to you some how.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1132 on: June 10, 2014, 06:05:52 PM »
Pondering what grape soda mixed with red wine would/will taste like

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1133 on: June 10, 2014, 06:12:13 PM »
Pondering what grape soda mixed with red wine would/will taste like
prolly not as good as red wine and sprite. knock a few of them back and watch sex in the city, that's all i remember of maine. the only good part anyways. fuckin, i've been pondering if i take a grinding wheel to my granite blocks before i glue them to cinderblocks if they'd be broken in to skate immediately? anyone know about such things?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1134 on: June 10, 2014, 06:26:11 PM »
should i reach my credit limit to pre-order Static 4               .. ::)     

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1135 on: June 11, 2014, 07:15:44 AM »
Why the people who invented flight and other modes of transportation are being praised as geniuses but the inventors of toilet paper and toothpaste are forgotten.



I think everybody wants to forget how me made huge leaps in dental science

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1136 on: June 11, 2014, 07:39:18 AM »
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1137 on: June 11, 2014, 02:46:21 PM »
been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.

you dont belive he did it ?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1138 on: June 11, 2014, 03:03:21 PM »
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been pondering how that chechnyan kid they say bombed the marathon prolly skated more than most people on slap.
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you dont belive he did it ?
i don't know. everything on the news is bullshit so i really have no idea.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1139 on: June 11, 2014, 03:27:11 PM »
How doing this doesn't kill you

ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook