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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1860 on: April 19, 2017, 08:17:27 PM »
Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1861 on: April 19, 2017, 09:00:08 PM »
Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?

Ive always thought about that, not so much jumping a fence but when i see really fat people  i dont understand how they allowed themselves to get that big. If i ever noticed myself starting to get a pot belly or anything close i would freak out and do anything to lose it before it got worse.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1862 on: April 20, 2017, 06:18:53 AM »
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Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?
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Ive always thought about that, not so much jumping a fence but when i see really fat people  i dont understand how they allowed themselves to get that big. If i ever noticed myself starting to get a pot belly or anything close i would freak out and do anything to lose it before it got worse.
Everyone's body/metabolism is different.  I imagine it's mostly a sedentary lifestyle combined with bad food choices.  It probably just sneaks up over time and they learn to accept it.  I hurt my back a few years ago and couldn't do  anything for months.  I ate and drank and laid on the couch wearing sweatpants.  When it was time to go back to work, I was surprised how tight my pants and slim cut shirts fit.  I dropped the weight pretty quickly once I started moving around. 

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1863 on: April 20, 2017, 09:51:58 AM »
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Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?
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Ive always thought about that, not so much jumping a fence but when i see really fat people  i dont understand how they allowed themselves to get that big. If i ever noticed myself starting to get a pot belly or anything close i would freak out and do anything to lose it before it got worse.
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Everyone's body/metabolism is different.  I imagine it's mostly a sedentary lifestyle combined with bad food choices.  It probably just sneaks up over time and they learn to accept it.  I hurt my back a few years ago and couldn't do  anything for months.  I ate and drank and laid on the couch wearing sweatpants.  When it was time to go back to work, I was surprised how tight my pants and slim cut shirts fit.  I dropped the weight pretty quickly once I started moving around. 

come to a walmart in michigan, youll see some of the fattest people youve ever seen. its so pathetic that when i actually see a handicapped person riding one of those scooters around the grocery store, im sincerely surprised since 99% of the time is just lazy fat people riding them.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1864 on: April 20, 2017, 11:35:20 AM »
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Why are people so fat? It's insane, have these people never had to jump a fence or run for their lives?
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Ive always thought about that, not so much jumping a fence but when i see really fat people  i dont understand how they allowed themselves to get that big. If i ever noticed myself starting to get a pot belly or anything close i would freak out and do anything to lose it before it got worse.
skater wonders how you could get fat, junkie wonders how skater could wear those clothes, goofy boy wonders how gambler can loose his house, gambler wonders how workaholic can loose his family chasing money, trick daddy dollars wonders how alcoholic can drink himself to a cardboard box and the bum wonders how a porn girl can take all that dick, sex worker wonders how serial killer can't control himself and gotta kill, murderer thinks he's better than the guy can't control his hands around children, pedo wonders how welfare people can live w/ themselves and so on.
it's just kinda, every man finds hell his own way and if you're not wired for this hell it's just cause you're getting it in another way.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1865 on: April 20, 2017, 02:13:32 PM »
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Why do some girls wear their pants so super high up. We are talking above the belly button. Wtf is that all about ...
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I notice alot of chubby girls do this. I actually asked a chick in the nicest way why she wore her jeans so high and she responded "to hide my belly".  In my opinion it looks stupid as shit and dosent hide anything

Yeah but in shape / skinny girls do this aswell. Randomly seeing pictures of Taylor Swift and she has skirts and pants up to her belly button. Or fitness models on instagram with yoga / tights up to the belly button...

Shits confusing SON

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1866 on: April 20, 2017, 04:28:08 PM »
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Why do some girls wear their pants so super high up. We are talking above the belly button. Wtf is that all about ...
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I notice alot of chubby girls do this. I actually asked a chick in the nicest way why she wore her jeans so high and she responded "to hide my belly".  In my opinion it looks stupid as shit and dosent hide anything
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Yeah but in shape / skinny girls do this aswell. Randomly seeing pictures of Taylor Swift and she has skirts and pants up to her belly button. Or fitness models on instagram with yoga / tights up to the belly button...

Shits confusing SON
probably to make their legs appear longer. i kind of like it. don't judge me. half of slap has a cross-eyed fetish

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1867 on: April 21, 2017, 06:17:08 AM »
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Why do some girls wear their pants so super high up. We are talking above the belly button. Wtf is that all about ...
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I notice alot of chubby girls do this. I actually asked a chick in the nicest way why she wore her jeans so high and she responded "to hide my belly".  In my opinion it looks stupid as shit and dosent hide anything
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Yeah but in shape / skinny girls do this aswell. Randomly seeing pictures of Taylor Swift and she has skirts and pants up to her belly button. Or fitness models on instagram with yoga / tights up to the belly button...

Shits confusing SON
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probably to make their legs appear longer. i kind of like it. don't judge me. half of slap has a cross-eyed fetish

the trendy jeans before the high waisted mom jeans were super low hip huggers. its just the way trends go from one extreme to the other.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1868 on: April 21, 2017, 08:29:46 AM »
mom jeans over that low rise with thong shit anyday, theyve become really popular with Afro-Carribian-Canadian women here, shit, box braids and mom jeans on a fat ass, mad nice

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1869 on: April 21, 2017, 12:42:48 PM »
Fat people all hit a point where they have to decide if they're going to have their pants above or below their gut. It's a big day in their lives and they have ceremonies for it. It's called a fat mitzvah. I just came up with that you guys can use it for free.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1870 on: April 21, 2017, 01:06:33 PM »
Fat people all hit a point where they have to decide if they're going to have their pants above or below their gut. It's a big day in their lives and they have ceremonies for it. It's called a fat mitzvah. I just came up with that you guys can use it for free.

I can confirm this, i was pretty fat at one point

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1871 on: April 21, 2017, 06:06:13 PM »
no one. is he made entirely of bread dough?
i'm watching tampa pro on youtube and my man looks like uncooked bread sitting atop the ramp.....
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1872 on: April 21, 2017, 11:31:06 PM »
I think givecigstosurfgroms is dead
Hasn't posted in a while.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1873 on: April 22, 2017, 05:43:07 AM »
It's weird seeing randoms wear Dime shit..., do they even know what it is? I feel like half would be amazed and half would never wear the gear again lol

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1874 on: April 22, 2017, 08:45:20 AM »
Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1875 on: April 23, 2017, 02:11:11 PM »
you don't get to police women's bodies or whatever baba-booey...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1876 on: April 24, 2017, 01:15:01 PM »
Man, now that most of that "everything needs to be ironic" trend is dying down, I find myself undable to tell the last hold-outs from legitmate crackheads, they dress the same... maybe they did crack ironically then got hooked and how they trapped in some fucked world where everything is nothing and you cant even tell what you even like anymore...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1877 on: April 24, 2017, 01:20:09 PM »
who the hell does crack ironically?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1878 on: April 24, 2017, 01:38:19 PM »
who the hell does crack ironically?
I think quite a few people at one point, definitely lots of ironic cocaine snorting

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1879 on: April 24, 2017, 01:57:28 PM »
I snorted heroin once as a goof

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1880 on: April 24, 2017, 05:34:33 PM »
The weed thread turned into crackheads trying to do weird and complicated things... You don't have to smoke crack to be a crackhead

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1881 on: April 24, 2017, 08:14:36 PM »
The weed thread turned into crackheads trying to do weird and complicated things... You don't have to smoke crack to be a crackhead
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1882 on: April 26, 2017, 01:09:41 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK was this woman thinking? I have a burning desire to know, shits boggling my mind holy shit  :o
)Some girl climbed up a massive construction crane then slid down the cables to the pulley and just stayed there until rescued)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/construction-crane-rescue-1.4085919

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1883 on: April 26, 2017, 01:20:43 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK was this woman thinking? I have a burning desire to know, shits boggling my mind holy shit  :o
)Some girl climbed up a massive construction crane then slid down the cables to the pulley and just stayed there until rescued)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/construction-crane-rescue-1.4085919
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1884 on: April 26, 2017, 01:37:50 PM »
yeah id say those are likely motivations but why climb up a stupidly tall crane? I guess it's attetnion grabbing but holy shit, how could it ever be worth it, i assume she's experiencing some kind of psychological episode, but I would really like to hear her explanation even if its just deluded rambling or whatever

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1885 on: April 26, 2017, 02:41:35 PM »
Maybe she's still learning how to teleport.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1886 on: April 26, 2017, 02:43:20 PM »
Maybe she's still learning how to teleport.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1887 on: April 26, 2017, 02:46:34 PM »
urban free climbing huh...

maybe she lost a bet?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1888 on: April 26, 2017, 02:50:08 PM »
her name, like she said is lynn. she astral projects. she goes.... other places.
i'm sorry but she do.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1889 on: April 29, 2017, 04:38:24 AM »
Why does Donald Trump want to fuck his daughter?