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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2190 on: September 15, 2017, 03:07:16 PM »
I watched Lurk Fest last night. Toy Machine tour video from 2007. In it, there are all these carton captions added in. Like what kids watching the demo are thinking. One of my favs was "that older gentleman rips" regarding Ed as he noseblunted across and down some funbox ledge. Anyways, that got me thinking, how many of those kids with thought bubbles are still skating nowadays? Did any of them realize they were in the video?

Another thing I've been pondering. Inventing a "cool" helmet. I'm picturing something that looks like a beanie. But would have a foam like material in it to absorb shock. I'm assuming to get something labeled as safety gear; it would actually have pass some sort of test. So this probably wouldn't qualify. It would be more just to lessen any blow you might take. Like you'd get a headache instead of knocked out. Kind of like an old school football helmet.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2191 on: September 15, 2017, 04:43:54 PM »
I watched Lurk Fest last night. Toy Machine tour video from 2007. In it, there are all these carton captions added in. Like what kids watching the demo are thinking. One of my favs was "that older gentleman rips" regarding Ed as he noseblunted across and down some funbox ledge. Anyways, that got me thinking, how many of those kids with thought bubbles are still skating nowadays? Did any of them realize they were in the video?

Another thing I've been pondering. Inventing a "cool" helmet. I'm picturing something that looks like a beanie. But would have a foam like material in it to absorb shock. I'm assuming to get something labeled as safety gear; it would actually have pass some sort of test. So this probably wouldn't qualify. It would be more just to lessen any blow you might take. Like you'd get a headache instead of knocked out. Kind of like an old school football helmet.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2192 on: September 15, 2017, 04:50:39 PM »
if i had stayed in hayward instead of moving to the valley when i was younger, would i have been a modern sponsored la park rat with weird camo pants

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2193 on: September 16, 2017, 05:24:35 AM »
I could be wrong but when women say they are 'bored', it always seems to actually mean horny...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2194 on: September 17, 2017, 01:56:10 AM »
I could be wrong but when women say they are 'bored', it always seems to actually mean horny...

this rule only applies up until marriage. then its almost the opposite hahaha

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2195 on: September 17, 2017, 03:51:35 PM »
Is it weird that I find Semiotics of the Kitchen, kind of hot...?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2196 on: September 17, 2017, 04:08:49 PM »
Everyone says "music is life," but can't play an instrument, sing or dance. They don't even try.

I'm no Mozart but I can read music, play drum beats, plus some stuff on piano. Put me in a room with ANY instrument and I'll annoy the fuck out of everyone trying to learn it, top 40 is garbage barely worth a listen.


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2197 on: September 20, 2017, 11:51:55 AM »
is flip holding out on us?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2198 on: September 20, 2017, 04:50:45 PM »
Everyone says "music is life," but can't play an instrument, sing or dance. They don't even try.

I'm no Mozart but I can read music, play drum beats, plus some stuff on piano. Put me in a room with ANY instrument and I'll annoy the fuck out of everyone trying to learn it, top 40 is garbage barely worth a listen.


you any good at playing the skin flute?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2199 on: September 20, 2017, 04:55:54 PM »
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Everyone says "music is life," but can't play an instrument, sing or dance. They don't even try.

I'm no Mozart but I can read music, play drum beats, plus some stuff on piano. Put me in a room with ANY instrument and I'll annoy the fuck out of everyone trying to learn it, top 40 is garbage barely worth a listen.


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you any good at playing the skin flute?
Look at your life and stop making gay jokes to strangers as it affects people other than the target.

Why do people come at me 3 days later? It's pretty sad, try Reddit's not-so-wonderful community.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2200 on: September 20, 2017, 09:37:22 PM »
i was just trying to get hooked up ???
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2201 on: September 20, 2017, 09:44:24 PM »
if i had stayed in hayward instead of moving to the valley when i was younger, would i have been a modern sponsored la park rat with weird camo pants

No, you probably would have just gotten stabbed at Tennyson.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2202 on: September 21, 2017, 07:29:20 AM »
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Everyone says "music is life," but can't play an instrument, sing or dance. They don't even try.

I'm no Mozart but I can read music, play drum beats, plus some stuff on piano. Put me in a room with ANY instrument and I'll annoy the fuck out of everyone trying to learn it, top 40 is garbage barely worth a listen.


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you any good at playing the skin flute?
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Look at your life and stop making gay jokes to strangers as it affects people other than the target.

Why do people come at me 3 days later? It's pretty sad, try Reddit's not-so-wonderful community.
Answer the question. Are you good or not?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2203 on: September 21, 2017, 02:49:41 PM »
what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
even the steven

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2204 on: September 21, 2017, 09:37:29 PM »
what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
you would probably shit out a funny looking hat

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2205 on: September 21, 2017, 09:42:08 PM »
what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2206 on: September 22, 2017, 08:59:15 AM »
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what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
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Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.

who eats CDs in 2017?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2207 on: September 22, 2017, 10:05:15 AM »
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what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
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Are we talking about meth or crack? To answer your question, the plastic shards would create lesions in the anus, during shitting...well-deserved for any fucktard who decides to eat a CD.
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who eats CDs in 2017?

same kids that wear fanny packs born post 9/11
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2208 on: September 23, 2017, 11:01:43 PM »
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what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
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you would probably shit out a funny looking hat

this is the answer i was looking for. it makes too much sense
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2209 on: September 24, 2017, 08:31:48 AM »
You know when you're watching Cops and they make the suspect get out of the car with their hands up, then with one hand raise their shirt and turn around slowly? Would this get Tommy Guns shot?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2210 on: September 24, 2017, 12:29:54 PM »
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what would happen if you cooked and ate a jamiroquai cd?
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you would probably shit out a funny looking hat
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this is the answer i was looking for. it makes too much sense
classic or i'm drunk or both

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2211 on: September 25, 2017, 08:10:27 PM »
If you call Neckface Neckbeard or Necklace, would he get pissed off? Which of those two names would piss him off more?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2212 on: September 25, 2017, 09:42:44 PM »
If you call Neckface Neckbeard or Necklace, would he get pissed off? Which of those two names would piss him off more?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2213 on: September 26, 2017, 08:55:33 PM »
He would probably be far too wasted to know the difference.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2214 on: September 26, 2017, 10:10:26 PM »
neckshart, neckfart, neckbass or neckbaste

googled neckfart and didnt like what i found

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2215 on: September 30, 2017, 09:36:56 PM »
anyone remember that thread with the puffy white chick that had those loose lips and i think it was pierced? .. can't really remember what that was all about but remember it was classic slap material .. someone link if possible
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2216 on: October 01, 2017, 01:57:09 AM »
I don?t know what life is about, to me, but it definitely isn?t just about fucking/repopulating. I stopped drinking and talking to people...basically work, eat, learn, work, skate, read, smoke, browse the interwebs and sleep...way happier than ive been in years.

I can relate to some of this. Ever since the semester started, I just mostly go to school/study/work/fuck around on the internet/drink.

I honestly don't really mind it too much though, but it's only been a month so far.

That's cool you stopped drinking (I'm jealous), but I don't know if cutting people out of your life, is a healthy thing to do.


Also, so are we just not allowing guests on this board?
What's up with that? Has this been discussed?


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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2217 on: October 20, 2017, 09:52:13 AM »
Is it a double standard to masturbate regularly and shame others for self-masturbatory behaviour?
Who among us has not participated in his or her own private Bastien Salabanzi show (to coin a term) ?

Let the self-cheering commence, I say. All this cognitive dissonance is unhealthy.



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2218 on: October 21, 2017, 08:39:53 PM »
Was that Braydon who unicycle's a handrail in Baker 3?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #2219 on: October 23, 2017, 07:21:43 AM »
Was that Braydon who unicycle's a handrail in Baker 3?

it was yung una