Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 578689 times)

straight · « **Reply #3120 on:** December 17, 2018, 03:32:46 PM »

update: netipots rule

ponder: is uwtb going thru it’s semi annual shitty time to lurk or does it always suck like this

straight · « **Reply #3121 on:** December 17, 2018, 03:37:48 PM »

also pondering if that apostrophe i used in it’s is grammy

also also watched hook last night ..

smee: “ive just had an apostrophe”
hook: “i think you mean epiphany”

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #3122 on:** December 18, 2018, 07:11:53 PM »

Sometimes I'm amazed at how there's not one but two Anthony Pappalardos in skateboarding. And also, is the skate journalist Anthony Pappalardo sick and tired of explaining to everyone that he's not the former professional Anthony Pappalardo?

Monkey_Mcpott · « **Reply #3123 on:** December 18, 2018, 07:15:25 PM »

Why do people say "I could care less" when that doesn't make sense when trying to explain about not caring about something. That implies that you care a little and have room to care less. It should be "I couldn't care less" meaning I couldn't give any more fucks about this.

CoMpLeMenTs4Uonlysometime · « **Reply #3124 on:** December 18, 2018, 08:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Monkey_Mcpott on December 18, 2018, 07:15:25 PM

Why do people say "I could care less" when that doesn't make sense when trying to explain about not caring about something. That implies that you care a little and have room to care less. It should be "I couldn't care less" meaning I couldn't give any more fucks about this.

Why are adjectives almost always in the following order quantity, quality, size, age, shape, color, purpose. Why can't I say " useless, big, three, bad men" instead of "three useless, big, bad men" It's not even a formal rule we acknowledge it just is a natural flow that sounds better to everyone.

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #3125 on:** December 19, 2018, 04:14:17 AM »

Quote from: Monkey_Mcpott on December 18, 2018, 07:15:25 PM

Why do people say "I could care less" when that doesn't make sense when trying to explain about not caring about something. That implies that you care a little and have room to care less. It should be "I couldn't care less" meaning I couldn't give any more fucks about this.

The expression was initially "couldn't' but people shortened it possibly because of how little they cared.

Pigeon · « **Reply #3126 on:** December 19, 2018, 07:45:53 AM »

Why is it socially acceptable for excessively rich people to steal money by avoiding taxes? They’re arguably doing more damage than a petty shoplifter.

straight · « **Reply #3127 on:** December 19, 2018, 08:32:13 AM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on December 19, 2018, 04:14:17 AM

Quote from: Monkey_Mcpott on December 18, 2018, 07:15:25 PM
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Why do people say "I could care less" when that doesn't make sense when trying to explain about not caring about something. That implies that you care a little and have room to care less. It should be "I couldn't care less" meaning I couldn't give any more fucks about this.
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The expression was initially "couldn't' but people shortened it possibly because of how little they cared.

lol

dirtyweemidden · « **Reply #3128 on:** December 19, 2018, 02:56:17 PM »

Quote from: Monkey_Mcpott on December 18, 2018, 07:15:25 PM

Why do people say "I could care less" when that doesn't make sense when trying to explain about not caring about something. That implies that you care a little and have room to care less. It should be "I couldn't care less" meaning I couldn't give any more fucks about this.

that seems to be a problem in America I noticed it too, over in in the UK almost everyone says ' I couldnt care less'

It also bugs me when people confuse worst and worse.. use them properly dicks

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3129 on:** December 19, 2018, 06:11:44 PM »

If an alien civilization had the means to discover us on earth and then somehow travel the unimaginably vast distance to come visit us, they would ipso facto cruise right past us to somewhere more interesting.

It would be like if you stopped and investigated every ant hill you passed while walking down the street. Of course no one does that, because who the fuck cares about an ant hill, we’ve got shit to do.

So no way would they waste time beaming us up and probing our rectums or making crop circles or mutilating our cows... they’ve got a fucking Dyson sphere to build in the Crab Nebula. And if they have the capacity to do all that other shit, I’m pretty sure they could deduce all they’d ever need to know about our precious rectums without actually beaming us on board for the full exam. You feel me?

ungzilla · « **Reply #3130 on:** December 19, 2018, 06:54:14 PM »

i don't concur, given how much we'd be flipping out if we found something as primitive as bacteria on mars let alone space-cats on jupiter

brycickle · « **Reply #3131 on:** December 20, 2018, 01:39:11 AM »

Quote from: dirtyweemidden on December 19, 2018, 02:56:17 PM

Quote from: Monkey_Mcpott on December 18, 2018, 07:15:25 PM
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Why do people say "I could care less" when that doesn't make sense when trying to explain about not caring about something. That implies that you care a little and have room to care less. It should be "I couldn't care less" meaning I couldn't give any more fucks about this.
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that seems to be a problem in America I noticed it too, over in in the UK almost everyone says ' I couldnt care less'

It also bugs me when people confuse worst and worse.. use them properly dicks

nopes · « **Reply #3132 on:** December 26, 2018, 08:50:21 AM »

would i care or even notice if there werent pro model boards anymore

Coffee Shop George · « **Reply #3133 on:** December 26, 2018, 04:02:24 PM »

Quote from: nopes on December 26, 2018, 08:50:21 AM

would i care or even notice if there werent pro model boards anymore

You could care less.

hangontoyourego · « **Reply #3134 on:** December 26, 2018, 07:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Coffee Shop George on December 26, 2018, 04:02:24 PM

Quote from: nopes on December 26, 2018, 08:50:21 AM
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would i care or even notice if there werent pro model boards anymore
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You could care less.

you could care a whole lot less

childhood · « **Reply #3135 on:** December 27, 2018, 10:12:53 AM »

I've been seriously looking into getting into flight simulators this winter, not sure what's going on with me.

straight · « **Reply #3136 on:** December 27, 2018, 05:34:43 PM »

- how many / who is gays other accounts on here

- what the causes that sensation in your head when you out of nowhere go completely deaf and are in like this weird state of shell shock for like 5-10 seconds

hangontoyourego · « **Reply #3137 on:** December 27, 2018, 06:59:05 PM »

was the ig update that happened today worth complaining about . how man jerks needs to post about ? i mean jesus fucking christ maybe it should have stayed that way so people would have a reason to delete the app and it would just go away once and for all .

when i get that ringing in my ear 👂 & go deaf for a few seconds i think this is it i’m going to have an aneurism and call it quits once and for all .

offkilter · « **Reply #3138 on:** December 29, 2018, 07:31:02 AM »

I wonder how shark tits is doing...

childhood · « **Reply #3139 on:** December 29, 2018, 11:50:06 AM »

I loved these shirts so much:

Jagr · « **Reply #3140 on:** December 29, 2018, 09:51:04 PM »

Quote from: offkilter on December 29, 2018, 07:31:02 AM

I wonder how shark tits is doing...

same, i miss that a-hole

Coffee Shop George · « **Reply #3141 on:** December 29, 2018, 10:04:09 PM »

Quote from: childhood on December 27, 2018, 10:12:53 AM

I've been seriously looking into getting into flight simulators this winter, not sure what's going on with me.

Just make sure to pay for your box cutters in cash.

childhood · « **Reply #3142 on:** December 30, 2018, 08:26:10 AM »

Are any pros into QAnon?

JB · « **Reply #3143 on:** December 31, 2018, 09:18:33 PM »

Have camo track pants happened yet?

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #3144 on:** January 01, 2019, 05:31:12 PM »

So is Dill on Adidas or what?

Speaking of Adidas, how did Busenitz's wife feel about his nickname "Booze N' Tits?"

Spacesuit · « **Reply #3145 on:** January 02, 2019, 03:25:47 AM »

is the site thewooferwasher.co.uk reliable? coz it has clothing that i cant find elsewhere, seems nice

FROTHY · « **Reply #3146 on:** January 03, 2019, 05:03:44 PM »

Dumb ass threads are popping up left and right. Trying to keep my criticisms out of them, lest they get bumped. But fuck.

billy.pepperidge · « **Reply #3147 on:** January 04, 2019, 04:42:58 PM »

Pals, can we [and Puleo] crowdfund the ransom demand? Let's pay dark overlord and get answers to our questions about 9/11.

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #3148 on:** January 04, 2019, 11:04:05 PM »

The amount of people with the ability to suck their own dicks is several orders of magnitude greater than anyone could ever imagine.

Most remain undetected by the rest of society because they never leave the house.

billy.pepperidge · « **Reply #3149 on:** January 05, 2019, 09:31:36 AM »

Is Tiffany Haddish just Tracy Morgan in drag?

Author Topic: Things You Pondered Today (Read 578689 times)

Monkey_Mcpott

CoMpLeMenTs4Uonlysometime

Pigeon

ungzilla

Coffee Shop George

hangontoyourego

hangontoyourego

Coffee Shop George