this kinda reminds me of this one time i went to a contest at this (semi) local park. there was a big ol' sticker throw, and the place was LITTERED with them. there must've been 10 stickers to every person there. 30 minutes later, some kid's coming up to me, trying to sell me said stickers for 5 bucks a piece.
what does this have to do with your offer? i'm not sure. but i'd like to think that if one were obsessed enough with someone to want some random copy of what may or may not be their signature, much less one that is not even personally addressed to them, they'd just send a self-addressed stamped envelope, and a guy like jamie might take 5 minutes of his time to scrawl out his name and toss it back in the mail. and if he didn't.. well, it wouldn't be worth it anyways, so it'd just render the whole deal irrelevant.
i bet you looked real fucking stupid puttering around the park in one sock that day, dylan.